Episodes
Many have searched for Atlantis. Almost every major culture spoke of it in different ways. It seems there may be something to this tale of a sunken continent. Starting with Plato many have spoken on and pondered the existence of Atlantis.
Published 02/03/21
Are the Annunaki and Nephilim one in the same? What do ancient myths of battles with a celestial sea dragon tell us about the book of Genesis? How did the Summerians map our solar system 6,000 before modern science? This week we explore Part 1 of Zecharia Sitchn's "Genesis Revisited" to explore all this and more.
Published 01/27/21
Retired Israeli Space Defense General discloses existence of aliens, Project Stargate remote viewing of the Galactic Federation's base on Earth, and remote viewed predictions for President-Elect Joe Biden's inauguration.
Published 01/20/21
Did dinosaurs survive into modern history? Intriguing pottery and cave drawings kick off this weeks episode, as the cryptic crew explore ancient Cambodian temples, the different breeds of English dragon, modern pterodactyl sightings, the Jersey Devil, and a not so friendly African brontosaurus who is still stompin’ today. Join Dennis and Patrick as they ask the important dinosaur questions this week on Cryptic Accounts.
Published 01/13/21
A deeper dive into Antarctica leads to an underground world nearly every culture throughout history has referred to.
Published 01/06/21
False messiahs in the sky, faux alien invasion, demons in your home appliances, and real-life military technology all come together in this weeks episode about the Project Blue Beam theory. We explore the (assassinated?) journalist Serge Monast, his warning about the coming New World Order and the spectacular false flag operation that will bring it all together.
Published 12/30/20
From the occult beliefs of high ranking nazis, to photos of flying saucers they built, and the belief that they may have escaped to Antarctica. Esoteric Hitlerism lead to some interesting twists and turns this week on Cryptic Accounts.
Published 12/23/20
This week, the Cryptic crew are all about bombs and delving into the ancient Hindu nukes of the Gods, archaeological mysteries, the Manhattan project's surprising American death toll, and Martian world wars. 
Published 12/16/20
This week on Cryptic Accounts, Star Children & Alien Hybrid Assimilation. From young children gifted far beyond their years, to unique DNA, to testimonials of hybrid parents. The alien hybrid theory continues to expand
Published 12/09/20
This week on Cryptic Accounts, Butterfly People & Mothmen. From the devastating tornado in Joplin, to the nuclear disaster in Chernobyl, strange winged creatures are reported being seen.
Published 12/02/20
This week on Cryptic Accounts... Alien Moonwalkers, Planet Size UFOs at the Sun, & Borg Cubes in Texas. 
Published 11/25/20
On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, The Truth About Giants & Nephilim. Throughout history there are accounts and events of extremely large people walking the Earth. From Egyptians to Native American to European explorers there is no shortage of recorded history referencing giants as well as some more recent physical evidence.
Published 11/18/20
On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, CIA Spying and WikiLeaks Vault 7 & 8. Chilling evidence of some of the most advanced spying software ever created being secured by some of the most lax security measures imaginable.
Published 11/11/20
This week on Cryptic Account, Patrick and Dennis delve into the mystery of ancient Egyptian contact with the New World. Did the Pharaohs send messengers across the Atlantic, and if so what evidence do we have?
Published 11/04/20
In this new segment of Cryptic Accounts, Cryptic Experiences is interviews with firsthand experiencers of the paranormal, ET's, UFO's, and the like. On this first episode, Patrick and Dennis interview Laura Bowen. Laura had a couple of interesting paranormal experiences as a young girl during some very emotionally charged situations. Later in life she would witness her young son having an experience of his own as well...
Published 10/29/20
On this episode Patrick and Dennis get to know the Sallie House. One of the most famous and haunted house in America is in Atchison, KS. Named for the first spirit the Pickmans interacted with in the house in the 90's but that was only the beginning...
Published 10/28/20
On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, Weather Control. Droughts, Floods, Hurricanes, and more... all manmade. Sounds completely crazy until you start getting into all the disclosures. www.crypticaccounts.com
Published 10/21/20
This week on Cryptic Accounts, Valiant Thor. In the late 1950's the US government housed an otherworldly visitor in the Pentagon who wanted to change life for the better but the powers that be were more worried about the economy and their power.
Published 10/14/20
On this week's episode, Cryptic Accounts explores the rise of David Icke and his all encompassing theory of reptilians, the illuminati, evil-annunaki, and a theory that explains just about everything. They then turn to the similarities between Icke's new-age thought, the ancient Gnostics and how God the Universe and everything gets turned upside down. 
Published 10/07/20
This week on Cryptic Accounts, the 1984 Exploration of Mars. Stargate Project was a banner for a group of bizarre military and intelligence agencies' research that occurred for over 20 years. One such project sent an Army veteran to Mars, circa 1 million B.C..
Published 09/30/20
This week, the Cryptic Accounts crew gets back into the supernatural side of UFOs. Pat and Dennis encounter other-worldly cow rustlers, fae-folk in miniature saucers, ancient sky-sailors, 1800's Men in Black, mind control & prophecies throughout time, and so much more in John Keel's 1970 classic "Operation Trojan Horse."
Published 09/23/20
On this bonus episode of Cryptic Accounts, the conclusion to the Murder of Karen Silkwood. More government agencies get involved in blocking any investigation into Karen's murder or the large amount of plutonium missing from Kerr-McGee's uranium refinery
Published 09/21/20
This week on Cryptic Accounts, The Murder of Karen Silkwood. She was a lab tech who was about to expose major corruption and safety violations at Kerr-McGee's plutonium refinery in the mid-seventies when she suddenly died in a mysterious car crash, the evidence she was on her way to deliver vanishes.
Published 09/16/20
This week on Cryptic Accounts, The House of 200 Demons. In 2011 the Ammons family rented a house in Gary, IN that they soon found to be inhabited by something paranormal that didn't want to leave...
Published 09/09/20
This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Gladio. During the Cold War hidden militia's across Europe organized by NATO and supplied by the CIA were originally a line of defense against the spread of communism but soon became state sponsored terrorist groups that then went on to become above the law to the point some governments didn't even know they were operating in their country.
Published 09/02/20