Forrest and Joe finally finish this fantasy! They go and have the confrontation with the big baddies and that's that... right? The balance certainly isn't ruined... right?Right??

LOOK THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION PLEASE LET US KNOW IF _____ IS AN ESPER OK

Joe and Forrest are ready to work together with the empire to resolve all the conflicts and everything should be fine and OH HOLD THE PHONE WE FOUND A BLUE MAGE BLUE MAGIC IS BACK YES

Joe and Forrest go to meet Terra's parents and they get significantly more than they bargained for. Also Cyan is bad.

Did you know Final Fantasy is like Star Wars? This is the first we've heard of it!! This is also the first we've heard about a lot of Terra's history and the first we wonder how she knew it. Also: Airship! Also also: Mog!

Joe and Forrest absolutely take it to Setzer in this episode and then take it to the empire to confront a banana about human rights violations. We're back, babey!

Forrest and Joe make their way through the coolest town in the world with the coolest music in the world then have to engage with opera music to contend with an incel octopus and an incel person with a car.

Do you want to determine the composition of a party! Well, we do and we did! Forrest and Joe also Learn some sad backstories and discuss sports team names a little (as a treat)

We cannot stress enough that you really shouldn't just jump into waterfalls, rushing rivers, undersea currents or any other turbulent water. Please. Please don't be like Sabin.

I know you people only want one thing from us and yes, we suplex the stupid train. Are you happy now? ARE YOU?

Forrest and Joe sit down with the SCENARIO PICKER and also have a discussion of the current spate of video game remakes and OH YEAH THERES A KITTEN

Forrest and Joe wander around a very cool town, do some light and normal river rafting and have extensive batman discussions

On today's episode, Forrest and Joe discuss the relative values of treasure hunters, join a resistance cell and speculate about the merit of leaving a vicious enemy leader alive and well on the battlefield.

Forrest and Joe start in on Final Fantasy VI at last. but first, they have to speculate for a long time about how you recruit or don't recruit Shadow.

Forrest and Joe are back to talk about whether or not Shadow and Gogo filled out their census forms. Come for the weirdly long Ultimania discussion, stay for the discussion of the state of video games in 1994. Oh, and somewhere in there they kick off the season of Final Fantasy VI!

Time for a break as Forrest and Joe discuss the results of NHK's All-Final Fantasy Grand Poll. Spoilers: they have some bones to pick.

Forrest brings friend of the show Lux (@tail_boi) on to do the extra stuff for Final Fantasy V! This time it's a viewing of the 1994 anime OAV series "Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals." They're more confused by it than angry at it and didn't expect to see quite so many naked ogresses or chocobos.

We are finally, FINALLY done with Final Fantasy V and you get a SUPER SIZED FINAL EPISODE!There's a ton to talk about as we close out this truly huge game and at long last say goodbye to our dear friends Bartz, Lenna, Faris, Krile and Galuf.

Forrest and Joe stumble right up the saddest tower in the world and also meet some notable dragons. It's almost the end of Final Fantasy V!

In this episode: a "rare bird" which is neither rare nor a bird, the final job, two person teams and a long-abandoned graandpa.Come for the cat brain science, stay for the slime monsters.

It's time for Forrest and Joe to travel around the world around the world around the world around the world

Joe and Forrest discuss Lakes, Rivers, Pyramids, the merits of bravery vs cowardice, a Final Fantasy Nights hall of famer as well as, of course, WALLSNAKES

Forrest and Joe make final fantasy brackets, plumb the depths of castle Exdeath, accept the blood of an old man and then go back home to Bartz's world... or do they?Oh yeah, and Joe big time biffs getting a summon.

 Forrest and Joe get some new spells, learn a little bit about an evil tree (an unimportant one) and also nothing important happens. Slow day at work for the FFV crew.