Episodes
In this episode, we go into the story of a man who messed with 'the champ' Mike Tyson. After harassing Mike Tyson several times, the heavyweight champion (and Nintendo punchout master), hit the man several times. If you're taking a discount flight, maybe you shouldn't do that...or throw a water bottle at a heavyweight champion. Consider Holyfielding as an alternative action. The Honch wanted to take you on an adventure in the news world. A woman pulled 'her' penis out proceeded to use a...
Published 05/17/22
In this episode, Honch avoids doing the intro for the show, but can't stand how the D does it. Also, quick note, apparently both the Bubba and Red are able to do Kermit the Frog impressions. The Red drops it heavy out of the gate, with a trifecta of Florida man. The man Florida man is facing 8 felony charges. It all started when the man was kissing his stepsister, tackled his parents, and ultimately tried to get into a fight with the police. You guess in what order those things happened....
Published 05/10/22
In this episode, Honch makes visit the memories of D's vacation in a different way; have you ever been to Ireland? The D recently went there on vacation and loved it for a multitude of reasons. However, the Honch found the one really bad thing that happened while the D was visiting. Currently in Dublin, there is a ton of construction going on. There are several very tall cranes that dot the area. There was a construction worker who got in a heaping pile of trouble, when he was dropping large...
Published 05/03/22
The Honch loves Starbucks and he didn't really drink coffee all that much, now we're surprised that his daily order has become the most obnoxious thing every. Which is no surprise he wants to talk about it. However,  Honch talks about a man who apparently wanted to give all of the patrons in the Starbucks extra cream. The 27 year old man, a self described homeless model, was arrested after he was caught masturbating in the Starbucks. After calling the police, the man continued to "hammer...
Published 04/07/22
Do you have a pets (ya know, dogs, cats, etc.)? If you answered yes, would you like to get paid to smell your dogs poop? A dog food company will pay you $6,000 to smell your dogs waste as they give you free dog food to test out how good their food is, which somehow the Honch connected this to wrestling. If you're looking to rake it in, the omni dog food company is willing to drop some deuce bills on you. Honch's daughter got a vacation while the Honch and his wife were in Mexico. Now his...
Published 03/08/22
In this week's episode, it has been 3 months since our last time together. We'll blame it on a post holiday food coma. That said, with everything going on in the world, you can buy a perfume made by the Idaho Potato Commission, that smells like (you guessed it), French fries. We were going to send one you the limited edition fragrance, but alas, it was all sold out. In other news, when asked whether or not he visits OnlyFans, Honch seemed to answer the question before the D asked it....
Published 03/03/22
In this week's episode, the Honch starts the show incredibly excited because Don Lemon is getting in trouble, and the Honch has apparently been waiting for years for this to happen. As it turns out, Lemon was at a bar in New York and got really drunk, and well, he sexually assaulted someone. He was 'America's Sweetheart' but probably not anymore after an aggressive ball rubbing. In other news, Red is really afraid of Lady Elaine in Mr. Rogers. A man in the UK (windsor) was out gardening,...
Published 11/09/21
We have a new cast member. Everyone will be introduced to 'Red'. Hard to tell if the carpet matches the drapes...but you do the math on that one. Ironically enough, we do an unexpected shout out to Dave Chappelle (whom we love). In Spokane, Washington's daily weather shoutout, they didn't realize that the entire 6 minute duration of the weather update, there was porn playing in the corner of the screen. RIP to the intern that made that mistake, which doesn't really matter because D's wife...
Published 11/02/21
In this week's episode, right out of the gate Honch finally becomes aware that Bubba looks just like Duff from Charm City Cakes, and we'll get some video over to Duff on Cameo soon. He might be the same person, but Bubba clearly wouldn't have the baking skills. Would you take financial investing advice from a gerbil/hamster? (Are they the same thing). There is a gerbil that id probably crushing it with his Doge coin. There is a woman who is currently suing Geico because she contracted HPV...
Published 10/26/21
Jethrow had some stuff happen awhile ago at work (Valentine's Day). There was a girl crying, and Jethrow speculates that it had to do with the fact that he was married. Jethrow never got clarification on that during their breakroom conversations. Have you ever served a life sentence? A man served 40 years after robbing a local taco shop with a water pistol. Some beachgoers in Australia weren't following their curfew, when they were spooked by deer (or any animal...would do the same thing)....
Published 10/19/21
All of 'the boys' recap their trip to Chicago, where Bubba, Honch, and D ventured out to the Exxxotica show to see what it is all about (as VIP's of course). This includes loads of people watching, where we saw Jesus on a leash, there were pole dancers, and predator with the occasional ball gag and handcuffs. There was also a stage show where couples were swapping roles in the moment. And to top it off, Katie Morgan from Zack and Miri make a porno was there. We capped the night with...
Published 10/12/21
Gordy is out this week, and the word on the street is that he was arrested in Sweden for impersonating Burt Reynolds. We quickly get into the news, where a bunch of men, ALL named Josh, were to fight to declare the ultimate josh. So don't mess with any Joshes in Omaha Nebraska. What started with a battle of rock, paper, scissors....ended with pool noodle battles. The winner was given a Burger King crown to celebrate being the victor of Joshes. Honch didn't want to talk about COVID-19, so he...
Published 08/20/21
This week, Gordy is out in Mexico selling roses in parking lot and making his way back to Michigan. So the D's wife has joined the team this week, alongside Bubba and the Honch. The D prompty starts this week's schedule with a wively insult since Vee doesn't have a news topic for this week. After that, we jump right in to couples counseling. What is the wost thing that you've ever done when something wasn't quite right at a restaurant? Bubba passively aggressively sent back his Prime Rib...
Published 08/05/21
We start off slooooooow, and just a few minutes in, Honch insults himself about talking about COVID, and then decided to poke fun at 50 state laws, but specifically the stupid ones. Did you know it is illegal to drive blindfolded in Alabama? YOu would that that this is common sense, but maybe it isn't. In Arizona it is illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bath tub. And Arkansas you cannot honk your horn outside of a sandwich shop after 9 pm, and there are laws regarding pickles. Weird. There...
Published 07/16/21
Gordy is out this week, so it's just the 'el trio'. The week starts off with D's story of getting a phone call from Hailey from Mountain Strong Hemp Company who hooked us up with some tasty hemp products. They cell Delta-8 THC products, including shatter, gummies, and everything else that is great. Now onto the real news, Honch gets to the point: What is the weirdest thing that you pulled out of your anus? The 11 weirdest things ever pulled from an anus. It started with a story of a student...
Published 06/18/21
It didn't take long after introductions for Honch to say that he wanted Nicolas Cage inside of him. D follows up with a bad impersonation of Alf. Eventually we make our way into the real news. Down south, where there was a gas shortage, a woman in South Carolina attempted to run from Police, and ended up crashing the vehicle with 'multiple explosions' taking place. As it turns out the woman had loaded up the vehicle with gas from a gas station. She was engulfed in flames...and the police...
Published 06/03/21
It has been awhile everyone, and as you can imagine, there's a lot that has happened. But..we simply pick up where we think we left off. D, Honch, Bubba, and V. It starts off with D obsessing over a pizza shop that Honch's dad once owned, and in a brief visit, Honch's dad gives D an entire stick of pepperoni. It is all about the grease cups. The Honch loves Rude Jude, and while he started with out a story about a Nigerian woman who is divorcing his wife because his penis was too big, to...
Published 05/19/21
Before we recorded this week's episode, Honch made everyone Chicken Schwarma and Gordy accidentally clogged the D's toilet with his meat poops.And the kicker is that we forced him to talk about it after D's wife texted him to come up stairs and help out...
Published 10/27/20
IG Influencer steals as cat woman and Gordy argues with his wife over hot dogs and chili.
Published 10/20/20