On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:19:20 Donald Trump Sneakers!08:43:01 New “Trump Intimates” Sold On Home Shopping Network12:21:18 Old Woman Wants A Man’s Cat17:17:06Woman Calls 911 – Proceeds To Freak Out On Cops22:18:05 Woman Yells At Child In A Convenience Store26:06:06 Loud Woman Upset By Being Asked To Quiet It Down29:28:20 Subscribe To The Sideshow!31:47:07 Texas Man Shoves Antiuques Up His Rectum36:51:02 Matchsticks In Nostrils Is To Be Celebrated40:42:05 No Tip After Seven Hour Hair Job44:54:22Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: