On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction00:21:17 Hello (Whores)03:28:23 Opening Music03:48:22 The Latest Criticisms From Lord Douche13:15:05 Meade Is Packing On The Pounds18:42:09 Forum Posts That Make Meade Even More Unlikeable21:24:13 A Topsy Turvey Butthole24:32:04 Youtuber Wants To Discuss His Nasty Smelling Testicles. Okkaaaaay31:37:13 New Dirty Pop Dance Music!36:06:20 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!37:40:15 Pork Loin Lattes: Now At Satarbucks43:14:20 X-Rated Content On A Royal Navy Ship46:50:14 Google AI Hates White People51:01:22Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: It’s Thursday, February 22nd, 2024. Coming up on the program today, my fat ass is gonna cause this house to collapse. Plus, one YouTuber says his balls have been smelling bad for months. The sweet sounds of your butthole unfurling, and Starbucks’ new Meatlovers Macchiato. All coming up today. Just like that. You’re a black f*****g slut. Suck it. Take it up your nose. Oh, yes. I love you. A heart surgeon. I met him in New Orleans. He gave me 250 bucks to shit. It’s the Distorted View Show with Tim Henson. Alright here we go! Hey, freaks, get back here with you for your Thursday episode of DV. Have a great one for you. Dear God, you guys have no idea what’s going on in this house. It is utter anarchy. Now, before this comes off as me just ragging on Lord Douche, let me just say, I acknowledge that I am super annoying to him as well. There are plenty of things I do that drive him bonkers. As a matter of fact, on yesterday’s Sideshow Exclusive Podcast, I revealed that I’m back to learning the guitar. And I don’t know if you’ve ever lived in a house where someone’s learning to play an instrument. It’s like super f*****g annoying. What’s worse than loud music being played at two in the morning? Bad music being played at two in the morning. Someone who doesn’t know how music should sound. Cause the noises emanating from my guitar cannot be described as music.