On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction03:03:03 Child Crucifies Two National Anthems / Awful Singer08:10:24 Livestreaming Your Firing / Meltdown13:17:08 The Snapping Grannies Sing About Nut Sacks And Vaginal Bleeding18:24:08 Scooping Sunflower Seed Shells From A Woman’s Butthole23:24:22 Sovereign Citizen Arrest29:46:23 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support DV31:14:01 PO Box Mail Coming In!33:50:07 Turning Your Bandmate Into A Trans Woman38:42:22 Always Tip Your Stripper42:46:06 Did A Dog Injest His Owner’s Penis?46:57:24Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Watch: Mail Unboxing With Tim Don’t Forget To Subscribe To DV’s New Youtube Channel! Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Hey, freaks, it’s Friday, March 1st, 2024. Coming up on the program today, right-wing granny singing about nut sacks and menstrual blood. Plus, scooping out sunflower seeds from your rectum. The easiest way to steal your friend’s fiance is to turn him into a woman, and a dog swallowed his owner’s penis. All coming up today. Now, please remain standing as the IU Air Force ROTC presents our nation’s colors, and join in the singing of the United States National Anthem. The night, that of their war still there. Hey, oh, the land of the. It’s the Distorted View Show with Tim Henson. I don’t have kitty milk. It’s amazing. Welcome to 1-800-A*****E. Christian now fears his flatulence. The vagina is full of AIDS. And I love the aftertaste of semen in my mouth. Yes, everybody! Tim Henson back here with you for the Friday episode of DV. I am so sorry I had to do that to you at the beginning. I mean, I guess I could have just played an abbreviated version. I didn’t have to play the whole song, the whole excruciating two and a half minutes of that abortion of a performance. However, to be perfectly honest, I do kind of get off to torturing you. I’m a sucker for other people’s pain. You know it, baby. Gotta give credit to Neeti. I just happened to be on Facebook,