On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction00:22:07 Test Of Patience: International Rescue Ranger Edition 04:59:22 Thank God That’s Over With!05:09:21 Just Kidding. Welcome To Hell.07:31:20 Settle In…We’re Nowhere Close To Being Done11:23:14 Sorry To Everyone Who Is New To The Show12:43:13 Let’s Check In With The Vore (Human Swallowing) Fetish16:31:14 Streamer Makes Random Girl Cry22:44:02 A Power Ranger Loving TikTard Who Accidently Did Some Gay Stuff30:31:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow!33:22:08 Maybe Don’t Inhale An Octopus Whole39:53:15 How Do You Think That High-School-Sponsored Toe Licking Contest Went? 44:23:10 Penis Mow Job Results In Domestic Violence Charge47:05:02Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, March 5th, 2024. Coming up on the program today, I introduce you to the flatulent Power Ranger fan who accidentally got sucked off by a dude. Plus, getting a large sea creature stuck in your body. And surprise, surprise, that high school student Toelik in contest didn’t go over so well with parents. All coming up today! It’s The Distorted View Show with Tim Henson. Makes my bitch ass sissy pussy quiver. I’m going to touch the feces and m********e with it. Full bloom AIDS. Yikes, one of our longer tests of patience. Usually, I show mercy on you, but not today. 11 minutes into the show and we’re just getting started, baby. As painful as that was for many of you, I got news for you. The people who really suffered were my sideshow freaks. Yesterday, I made one offhand remark about Rescue Rangers. And the next thing you know, subjected them to me singing the French version of the theme song twice. And now today, another 10 minutes of that song, we went round the world with the Rescue Rangers. Good luck getting that tune out of your head today. Listen, I do have a great program for you. Let’s pretend the last 12 minutes didn’t happen. Let’s start fresh. Hey, everybody, I’m Tim Henson. I’m the host of this show. I just realized that I’m advertising this month on Overcast.