How To Hire A Python To Eat A Child
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On Today’s Show 00:00:00 The Distorted View Thursday Night Movie00:24:16 Introduction02:24:14Old Gay Men Preying On Young Guys Online In The 90’s #GayDads4Sons IRC08:50:07 Adult Phone Chat Lines11:55:16 A Phone Sex Wakeup Call Service14:52:19 Meade Has Lost Weight..And Maybe Exposed Himself22:57:12 The Mighty Farting Power Ranger Fanatic25:48:00 Smelling Your Sister’s Shit-Stained PantiesGo Watch And Subscribe To This Wonderful Marshall Mathers IV Resource On Youtube!31:16:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow!33:38:13 John Cena Satanic Humiliation Ritual Exposed!37:45:02 Blowing Up A Woman’s House And Having A Python Eat Her Daughter41:07:11 Florida Man Wants You To Yank His Scrotal Chain45:33:10Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Tonight, a nuclear bomb is sent back in time to destroy the past. But when the scientist tasked with retrieving the device impregnates a cave woman named Tongo Ganga, will he fight for the present or follow his heart to the past? Prehistoric romance meets suspense when Tony Randall and Vanna White star in this made for gas station screen TV movie, Fallout of Loves. Coming up on the program today, the erotic wake up call service that apparently didn’t really catch on in the 1990s. Plus, getting aroused by smelling your sister’s shit-stained underwear, hiring a python snake to eat a child, and posting a public notice that scrotal tugging is encouraged. It’s The Distorted View Show with Tim Henson. Welcome to 1-800-A*****E. Please, no confessions involving children. I wanna come while I eat your smelly, hairy, wet pussy. Is Miss Vagina thinking about Mr. Peanuts? All right, hey guys, Tim back here with you for your Thursday episode of Distorted View Daily. Have a great one. As many of you know, I am very nostalgic for the greatest decade ever, the 1990s. A lot of it really has to do with the fact that I was coming of age in that decade. Those were my formative years. I look back on every aspect of that decade very fondly. If it was socially acceptable for me to be sporting a bowl cut wearing flannel and baggy jeans all the time, I would. I loved every part of the 90s, and each section of the 90s really had its own distinct feel. The early 90s,
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