On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:29:01 April Fool’s Day Wrap Up / Mom Beheaded04:28:03 Solar Eclipse Conspiracy Theories14:06:09 Puff Daddy’s Sex Slave Went Ham In A Trump Hotel19:01:07 Putting On Your Boxing Gloves During A Road Rage Moment22:20:17 Just Doing Some Drunk Shopping29:39:06 Support Distorted View Daily!32:11:20 Get Super High With “Speed Toading”36:28:01 High Speed Google Streetview Car Cash40:08:22 Which State Is Worrying About Their Dick Size The Most?44:58:22Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Newest Youtube Video: Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: