On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 The First Amendment 2:34.029 Cop Hater Screams At Police 4:05.768 Cop Lovers Sing A Pro Police Song 7:05.450 Warning To New Listeners 11:06.772 A Couple Of Ladies Taking Very Different Dumps 12:39.929 Piss Soaked Cucumber Juice 15:25.126 Human Cow Gets Milked And Bred 17:52.412 superfreaksideshow.com – Step Up To The Sideshow! 26:02.731 Psychopath Misses Airline Food 27:54.113 Sending A Flre Through A Pneumatic Bank Tube 33:35.190 Face Hugging Cicada Causes Car Crash 35:31.378 Sleep-Talking Leads To Lesbian Domestic Abuse 40:09.327 Voicemails / Ending 43:30.000 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow