In our last episode of the year, Allison and I skip through a very uneventful 2021 (HA!) and wade through the foolery to countdown what we think are the top celebrity stories of the year. We bring back the memories of (and this is in no particular order) Hilaria Baldwin’s Spanish ESCANDALO, Nicki Minaj claiming […]

Yes, we talk about the Chanel advent calendar drama and wonder if Kunty Karl is cackling in the afterworld over the greedy grinchess of it all. But before we talk about that, we cover Alec Baldwin’s interview about the Rust shooting, and Meghan Markle’s latest win against one of her arch rivals The Mail on […]

And in this episode, we pay tribute to the early-aughts jewel that was Millions of Milkshakes AKA the place to be for every celebrity and fame whore to get a milkshake and some attention. But before our ode to that milky early-aughts wonderland, we talk about the newest book that claims Prince Charles is the […]

We, of course, start with #BRITNEYFREED and what’s next for Britney Spears (and the other Spearses) now her conservatorship has been tossed in the gutter. We also get into THE QUEEN’s health woes, and since it’s Thanksgivingtimes and we love talking about food almost as much as we love shoving food in our eatin’ holes, […]

While defending her man Aaron Rodgers, Shailene Woodley let us know that she loves the phrase “grasping at straws” and is also a 12-year-old boy from the 90s thanks to her using “bruh” and “homie.” But before we make fun of Shailene and Aaron, we talk about the horrible Astroworld tragedy and Travis Scott’s history […]

In this episode, we get into future winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Reading Challenge, Brian Cox, talking shit about some movie actors including Steven Seagal and Johnny Depp. We also talk about the messy situation between Zayn Malik and Yolanda Hadid, and the 33-year-old dude who claims to have saved tons of money from mainly […]

We start this episode by covering the tragic death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of the Alec Baldwin movie, Rust, and all of the many red flags that popped up before the accident. We also head on over to ESCANDALOville to talk about the rumor of John Mulaney quitting Olivia Munn’s ass while she’s […]

The sound of Adele yodeling out, “EeeeeeEEEEeeeeeaasy,” is stuck in the deepest parts of our brain after listening to her newest single. But before Allison and I talk about the return of Kleenex’s favorite artiste, we talk about the totally subtle and private engagement of Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, and how their exes are […]

In this episode, we go from our usual shit talking to talking about literal shit thanks to Meghan Trainor admitting that she and her husband Daryl Sabara have side-by-side toilets where they have c**a’d next to each other at least once.  But before our toilet talk, we get into The Hollywood Reporter’s mysterious unvaccinated movie […]

Because Allison and I are innocent chaste daffodils, we had never heard of “soaking” (a Mormon “non-sex” sex act that went viral again last week), so we soak our brains into “soaking” for a bit. But before that, we talk about Britney Spears getting one step closer to #FreeBritney and the standing ovation refusal that […]

Allison and I do the no-budget version of Red Table Talk by talking about open marriages after getting into how Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have one. But before we get into that, we talk about Linda Evangelista’s $50 million lawsuit against the CoolSculpting people for allegedly leaving her “disfigured.” We also ask a highly […]

Like every other living thing in the land, Allison and I slipped into a pair of torn-up hamburger vagina leggings to watch Amazon’s LuluRoe docu-series LulaRich and we have thoughts. But before that, we talk about all things Emmys (including RITA WILSON), the continuing saga of Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s swollen balls, and John Waters […]

We’re baaaaaaaack like two bitchy poltergeists who live to trash talk. We cover three of the biggest events of the past week: the MTV VMAs (yes, the year is 2021 and the VMAs still happen), the Met Gala, and Britney Spears’ hitchin’ finger getting decorated with an engagement ring. We talk about the star of […]

Britney Spears has inched one teeny tiny step closer to living her #FreeBritney dreams after her dad/co-conservator, Jamie Spears, said he’s “willing” to step away as the keeper of her money when the time is right and he also spat at Britney’s mom while teasing his walk to the exit door. After talking about that, […]

Since every celebrity has to come out and tell us if they’ve got a Pig Pen cloud of fumes wafting off of their asses or not, we get into all the celebrities telling us their bathing habits from the ones (see: Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, and Jake Gyllenhaal) who don’t clean that often to the […]

After an interview came out where it sounded like Matt Damon barely learned that the homophobic f-word slur is not something that should leap off his tongue, he clarified, saying that of course, he has known that’s a word he shouldn’t say and he has never ever said it. We talk about that. And then […]

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck finally granted the wish of many by recreating the Jenny From The Block yacht scene while vacationing in the South of France. Yup, Bennifer even works while on vacation. We talk about that as well as JLo ugh-ing at Ben’s giant back tattoo in 2016, and Alex Rodriguez going to […]

If you’ve got your Ph.D. in all things Britney Spears, then you know that the title of this episode references a little dig that Britney made toward Jamie Lynn Spears. We get into the passive-aggressive Instagram fight between Britney and her little sister. Allison then tells us about Chrissy Teigen crying out a stream of […]

As noted in the last episode, this week is sadly Michael K-less, but thankfully Dlisted writer and previous Dlisted: The Podcast guest co-host Mieka kindly agreed to jump in and talk about the 2021 Emmy nominations. Which would explain that title (don’t worry, Queen Elizabeth hasn’t been fighting children). The Queen and child in question […]

In case you couldn’t tell from that title, we spend approximately 964 years covering some of the history of Britney Spears’ 13-year-long conservatorship, as well as her speaking up in court to say that she’s been working, bitch, her whole life, is sick of making money for her father, and wants to be free of […]

We start with returning to the Chrissy Teigen saga because that drama never ends. We cover the harassment accusations that hit Michael Costello after he accused Chrissy Teigen of trying to destroy his career. Chrissy also claimed that Michael pulled some fakery to smear her, so we get into that too. We then talk about […]

We start by going over the rise and fall of Twitter’s former sweetheart, Chrissy Teigen, and her two apologies as well as fashion designer Michael Costello claiming that she tried to destroy him. From there, Allison gives us an update on the revival of Bennifer including their totally private kiss in front of the paps […]

In case you couldn’t tell by that totally original pun, we start this episode by talking about the birth of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s daughter and we dissect the name, which leads me to busting out some Mambo No. 5. Once we get into all things Lilibet Diana (which is not a lot since […]

WARNING: You may get a case of the heaves while listening to the first part of this episode because we talk about Kevin Spacey trying to make a comeback by doing a small role in an Italian movie. From there, we talk about Ben Platt slapping at the “randos” who think he looks more like […]

While talking about Ellen DeGeneres leaving her talk show, Allison and I somehow get into name-checking Canadian celebrities like Hilary from Love It or List It (Hey, at least Hilary gets a shout out in this one). After we talk about Ellen claiming that some kind of diabolical mastermind is behind the takedown of her […]