One year after Dlisted: The Podcast’s last episode, we’re back and rustier than ever! Allison and I have reunited on the podcast to talk about the end of Dlisted and why I decided it was time for us to give up our corner on the gossip blog stroll. But before we get into the sadness, […]

As we mentioned last episode, this one is our final one for the year, and we start it off on a really damn depressing and horrible note by getting into SCOTUS’ overturning of Roe v. Wade and some celebrity responses including ones from Lizzo, Tiffany Haddish, Howard Stern, Billy Joe Armstrong, and Pink. From there, […]

We start off this episode by answering to why we didn’t have a show last week (SPOILER ALERT: Allison was sick. #NotCOVID). Allison then shares some big personal news which leads us to talking about big podcast news. And after I pop open a Champale in Allison’s honor, we get into Britney Spears’ wedding including […]

THE QUEEN’s Platinum Jubilee happened and we talk about how the show was stolen by Prince Louis and THE QUEEN’s hologram (which was apparently not a hologram but a Pepper’s Ghost illusion). But before that, we cover the end of the massive shit show circus dumpster fire mess that was Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s […]

Since everything is horrible and depressing, we decided to get into three light stories that are either made of fluffiness or fuckery or both! We start by talking about the TikToker who claims she got a 3-inch vibrator stuck up her butt, slept it in while it was still vibrating, and then went off to […]

God may be side-eyeing Jason Momoa today because Jason went against the rules of the Sistine Chapel by taking pictures in it. BLASPHEMY! He later apologized in a video of him taking a break from working out topless. So we get into that. This is also a Jason Momoa-heavy episode because we talk about him […]

Every body language expert in the body language-analyzing game is about to be really busy because Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will return to his homeland of England for his memaw, THE QUEEN’S, Platinum Jubilee, and we’re sure that won’t be awkward at all. From there, we get into Kim Cattrall talking about being done […]

Because of that headline, you already know we’re going to get into this year’s Met Gala (theme: Gilded Glamour) including Kim Kardashian making Marilyn Monroe’s gown look like its tag says SHEIN. We also use our fashion expertise (read: none) to talk about the hits (not many) and misses (many) of the night. From there, […]

Elon Musk is now Twitter’s daddy after buying it, and we get into Elon’s journey to buy his new toy, as well as what changes he plans to make and if Twitter lover Allison is going to stay or not. We also get into the train wreck trial between Blac Chyna and the Kardashians, and […]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had a little 15-minute kiki with THE QUEEN (they were in the area, sort of), and Allison and I get into that along with Prince Charles being open to them becoming “part-time royals” in the future. We also talk about the random drama on the set of Magic Mike 3 […]

Britney Spears is Pregnantney! And before we talk about Britney making a Cheetoling with her fiance Sam Asghari, we enter week three of the Oscars slappin’ moment between Will Smith and Chris Rock. We get into Will Smith’s punishment by the Academy and Chris saying that he’s not going to say shit about the Oscars […]

The Grammys happened over the week and Allison and I talk about the show from President Zelenskyy’s appearance to Louis CK and Marilyn Manson winning Grammys to Doja Cat making everyone say, “Err, I hope you washed your hands,” after proclaiming that she had to bust out a speed piss to accept her award in […]

We were obviously too stunned to speak after witnessing the Oscar Slap so this episode is a little late. But we get into everything that happened after Will Smith took his history with Chris Rock to slappin’ heights and also talk about the winners and moments that aren’t related to The Slap. From there, we […]

Adrian Lyne’s soft-core cuck trashterpiece Deep Water, starring Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, is out, and so of course, Allison and I watched it and talk all about the WTFness of it all. But before we talk about Ben and his snails, we get into Kanye West getting suspended from Instagram and banned from […]

We start this episode by talking about how Grimes and Elon Musk made a second baby named Y (their first is named X), and yes, I make the extremely original point that all they need is a third baby named Z and their XY and Z trio will be complete. We also talk about how […]

Sam Elliott really, really hated The Power of the Dog and let all of his thoughts out including how he’s chapped over all the chaps and gayness in the movie. We also get into Benedict Cumberbatch and Kodi Smit-McPhee’s responses to Sam hating on their movie. From there, we talk about the mysterious “spiritual gangster” […]

The SAGs happened, so Allison and I discuss the SAGs from Helen Mirren’s advice to live by, Michael Keaton’s bathroom break, and Jessica Chastain upping her Best Actress Oscar odds. From there, we talk about how the gossip site Hollywood Unlocked wrongly announced that THE QUEEN had died. We also get into Matthew McConaughey letting […]

Coronavirus has become the worst virus to happen to the Royal Family since Prince Andrew, and Allison and I get into how Prince Charles, Duchess Camilla, and THE QUEEN tested positive for it, which is why THE QUEEN is only doing light duties. And after we wonder what kind of light duties THE QUEEN is […]

Kid Cudi called Kanye West a “dinosaur” during their social media tussle, and we talk about that as well as the definition of love being on life support now that Kanye and Julia Fox are over. We also get into Kanye’s obsession with getting back together with Kim Kardashian and his non-stop public dragging of […]

We start off with getting into the Oscar nominations including how the Little Monsters are handling Lady Gaga not getting a nom for House of Gucci, and all the other snubs. From there, we wonder if Whoopi Goldberg will ever go back to The View after getting a two-week suspension for saying that the Holocaust […]

We start off by talking about Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, and others pulling their music off of Spotify over Spotify’s podcast king Joe Rogan spreading COVID-19 misinformation. And since we’re talking about the former host of Fear Factor, I just had to bring up the blended rat shake that still haunts my night terrors today. […]

We start this episode by covering the saga that took over the internet and that’s the saga of West Elm Caleb (soundtrack provided by the sound of CB2 and Article executives laughing away). From there, we talk about the comedian of our time Julia Fox saying that she doesn’t care about attention and also letting […]

We open this week’s episode with the subtle and low-key engagement of the Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward of our time, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, and guess what they’re going to wear to their inevitably subtle and low-key wedding. We also talk about the Instagram model who claims she put hot sauce in […]

We start off our first episode of 2022 with a whole lot of sadness as we pay tribute to the greats we lost including Betty White, Sir Sidney Poitier, and Bob Saget. We then flip the tone all the way by getting into Kanye West’s extremely real and organic love with Julia Fox. And I […]