Episodes
Published 03/10/20
*If you’re listening on the Bone Zone or the DYKWJSI feed, please move it over to:  Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/id1500157502 All Things Comedy: ​https://allthingscomedy.com/podcast/world-record-podcast  Thanks!*      In this first episode of The World Record Podcast, Brendon & Amanda call some  businesses to see if they’re familiar with “The Five Steps”. They also talk about  Amanda’s “Voice Memos” podcast which is available exclusively on Patreon along...
Published 03/03/20
ALERT! This SATURDAY (tomorrow) Sept 29th Brendon will be in CHICAGO doing a show at the NORTH BAR so get tickets at brendonwalsh.com. After you do that, enjoy this episode where we call Missouri and speak to some of the nicest ladies we’ve ever encountered on the podcast. We sing like the Chipmunks and we dance like the wind. It wasn’t worth the wait, but it’s all we got for now! STAY STRONG, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! ENJOY THE EP! This episode is sponsored by Frito-Lay and Cricket Wireless.
Published 09/28/18
We call Mississippi! Some people know who Jason Segel is and some don’t. A lady has a husband who is in the navy who talks to us for a while. It’s a great episode. Tell everyone. Just listen to it. There are only a few left. This is the best podcast that exists, it’s not our problem if you haven’t figured that out yet. Rate, subscribe, etc. Who cares?
Published 08/27/18
WE’RE BACK AGAIN! Brendon is doing a tour of the bay area with Brett Erickson this week August 8-12th check out brendonwalsh.com for tickets. We call West Virginia this episode and talk to some of the nicest people ever. Brendon also interviews Nick for PBS and finds out what makes him tick. This is still the funniest podcast out there, so get on board before it’s too late.
Published 08/07/18
WE’RE BACK! In this episode, we call Harlem to get permission to call Nebraska because the state bird of Nebraska is the Western Meadowlark and there was a Harlem Globetrotter named Meadowlark Lemon. But before we call the lovely state of Nebraska, we listen to and sing some Billy Joel songs. When we call Nebraska, we talk to lots of record stores and ask them if they know who Jason Segal is. This is a fun episode, so enjoy it and tell all your friends and family to catch up on the episodes...
Published 06/21/18
Hi guys, this is Nick & Brendon. We apologize on the lateness of this episode, but you get what you pay for. We hope you enjoy this episode where we call Alaska and ask about J.S. We talk about how Nick met Jason in real life, then we continue with our secret garden/sneaky theme for the episode. It might be the best episode of DYKWJSI, who knows? But it’s guaranteed better than any episode of any other podcast out there. ENJOY IT! PEACE AND LOVE PEACE AND LOVE
Published 06/01/18
Brendon and Nick cover the song "Secret Garden" as a tribute to New Jersey. 
Published 05/22/18
Ladies and germs, this is the best podcast ever recorded. Coming in at just under an hour, Nick and Brendon call NJ to see if they KWJSI and talk to a lady who has a whole van full of hula dancers, they get yelled at by a couple folks, they listen to some Springsteen, they record a cover of “Secret Garden”, then we get some info on how to throw a “Secret Garden” themed party with lots of hiding spots and sneaky spots. They also try and find out which dances are the sneakiest. This is a sneaky...
Published 05/21/18
Joe Montana was a great football player, and the state of Montana is a great state to call and ask if they know who Jason Segel is. Brendon reads some Yelp reviews and calls his live-in lover Amanda, then the guys call a bunch of nice people in Montana to find out if they know who Jason Segel is, if it’s appropriate for Nick to refer to women as “chicks”, and what the back part of your thigh is called. Only 22 episodes left, so enjoy it while you can. Every episode will be permanently deleted...
Published 05/15/18
Like a thief in the night, here’s DYKWJSI episode 29. We call a record store to get permission to call the state of Maine to see if they know who Jason Segel is. We also ask a diner that Nick ate in once if Samuel L. Jackson ever ate there. We ask a lot of restaurants that. We get into math dyslexia and a bunch of other fun stuff. This may be the best episode yet, which is saying a lot since they’re all great. ALSO a comic book store guy introduces us to our new favorite band MUNICIPAL WASTE-...
Published 05/06/18
Suck the head off a crawdaddy because this episode of DYKWJSI heads to Louisiana! Apologies for BW’a snotty sniveling- he’s not made for this world and gets sick every week now. Nick is healthy...for now. In this installment, the guys talk to the welcome center and a bunch of bars on Bourbon Street. Timmy & Tommy Towers (wrestling’s The Twin Towers) join in on the fun and then they talk about the #metoo movement with a bartender regarding the throwing of beads at ladies. ONLY 24 EPISODES...
Published 04/30/18
Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd- get it? We call Massachusetts in this episode of DYKWJSI after getting permission from a pie man to do so. We call hair salons to see if washing your hair with bar soap prevents you from going bald, then we meet some new DYKWJSI characters- the wrestling duo called The Twin Towers and a smaller wrestler named Tiny Tommy who call some places because they need to get waxed before their big wrestling matches. We’re more than halfway done folks, so enjoy this...
Published 04/24/18
Better late than never, and this episode of DYKWJSI was totally worth the wait. Brendon & Nick call a Ben & Jerry’s store, make some commercials, then they call Vermont and find out about hemorrhoid lasers. We want to know if you can use a hemorrhoid laser on your eye for Lazik. We also need to get Nick’s deaf brother’s hemorrhoids lasered off. We call some engineering firms to find out what engineers do too. This is a great episode, make all your friends listen to it.
Published 04/16/18
Happy Thursday, Walsh Army & Looney Thunes. Here’s a fresh ep for you to dig on. We kick it off by talking to JOHN LEGEND, then we do what could be a double Wyoming because we don’t know if we already called Wyoming. We talk to so many nice people in this episode, it’s ridiculous. We start with the Welcome Center, then talk to a Laser Tag place, roller skating rink, then a bunch of gun ranges. No matter how you slice it, this episode is an instant classic! Subscribe + Rate + Review. PEACE!
Published 04/05/18
Ladies & Gentlemen & Trans & Everything Else, welcome to episode 24 of DYKWJSI. Sorry for the delay in releasing this ep, but BW had a brutal flu for a week and the boys couldn’t record a podcast. In this episode we order a pizza and have it delivered at the top of the ep, then we call Delaware, where we ask everyone if they know. You know. We call some pizza places, a mall store, a camping store and we talk to the pizza delivery guy (who is a lady!) when our pizza arrives. This...
Published 04/03/18
Hola, Segel Heads! In this episode Nick & Brendon call North Carolina to rent some bouncy houses for their dogs and elderly people, then they talk to a barber shop, some boat places to rent a speed boat for them to cheat on their wives on, and a recording studio to record their new favorite song a capella. We have a new favorite tune that you all have to hear. You’re going to laugh so hard you piss yourselves on this one, folks. Also, we ask people if they know who Jason Segel is. THIS IS...
Published 03/22/18
Nick wants to take a vacation in The Golden State of California, so he and Brendon call a surf shop, the Golden Gate Bridge, Disneyland, and some Hollywood agencies. Brendon raps. What else is there to say? This is an episode for the ages!
Published 03/16/18
Better late than never! We call the beautiful state of Michigan in this episode and talk to  some hookah places and learn about hookah and Eminem. Then we call some places  to get our Nissan Pulsar and Lamborghini Countach customized with secret hatches,  ejection seats, and TVs. Finally we call the phone company to get the text messages  from our mistresses masked so our wives don’t catch us cheating on them
Published 03/14/18
In this episode we call the lovely state of Georgia and speak with office furniture places so we can find a new desk for our law firm and give away tickets to Family Feud. These are the most pleasant people we’ve ever spoken with so far! Nick and Brendon are both doing shows in San Diego this weekend at different places, so get tickets at brendonwalsh.com or nickthune.com. This is a really fun episode. ENJOY!
Published 03/01/18
You’re not going to believe it, folks, but we kick off this episode by speaking with President Barack Obama! We chat with him briefly about his civilian life, etc, then play a clip from our MOVIE OF THE WEEK! Lots of banter this week, folks. We talk to our friend Ben Kronberg about his $1 One Joke album release, then we call some ski shops, a bagel place, a sporting goods store, and a book store and ask them all if they know who Jason Segel is. It’s a long, fun ‘cast. Tell your friends!
Published 02/26/18
In this episode, Nick & Brendon are looking for some AOL discs so they can get 1500 free minutes of internet which leads them on the path to building a super computer for hacking. We call some computer stores, thrift stores and a coffee shop. I think three people know who Jason Segel is in this episode. We’re both sick during the recording, so cut us some slack! Nick is in Madison, WI this week and Brendon will be in La Jolla (San Diego) Mar 2 & 3rd. We’ll get back into some waterbed...
Published 02/15/18
Folks, we keep our promises, and we promised we would record a podcast at your house if you bought a water bed from our pal Andrew. Brent and Jensen bought a water bed from him, so Brendon & Nick went to Vegas and did a show at the Bunkhouse then recorded a podcast at their house the next day. The hilarious comedian Sam Tallent joins us for this episode along with an audience of Brent and Jensens’s friends. This is a goooood one! Brendon and Nick went to see Carrot Top immediately...
Published 02/01/18
In this episode, Brendon & Nick kick off the episode by talking to PAUL MCCARTNEY, then we talk about breaking into jail, hand modeling, Moleskins, and other fun stuff. We call a bunch of nice people in the state of NEW YORK and ask them if they know who Jason Segel is, setting up taco stands & valet parking for their businesses, and where to get a good spaghetti sandwich. This is a fun episode jam-packed with LAUGHS! Also, come see us in Vegas on Jan 30th at the Bunkhouse.
Published 01/20/18