Episodes
Surprise! We told you there'd be a wee 'DDM!' episode here and there. Grab your Double Double and get ready to be a socially responsible world citizen because Jamie's going to Canada.
Published 09/09/23
Published 09/09/23
On the first episode of 'FAITH ME!', Jamie introduces the new podcast and explores an alternative faith system: pop culture. How does this new religion work and what does it mean to its followers? Let’s find out!
Published 07/22/23
It's the final episode of the 'DON'T DATE ME!' podcast!!!! This week Emma Jane, Sara, Caitlin and Gwen discuss all things birth control and a woman's right to choose. In this special edition farewell episode we reflect on how far we've come - in terms of birth control and abortion laws - but, we also unpack some of the most recent events with regards to protecting the same laws we fought so hard to get in the first pace. Bring it on, baby! Editor's note: the first half of this episode is...
Published 07/21/23
Surprise!!!! It’s the penultimate episode of the 'DON'T DATE ME!' podcast. Banksy, Dali, and the Sex Pistols but Make it Glaswegian. Follow the ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ podcast: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod Donate to UNICEF to aid the people of Ukraine: https://www.unicef.org.uk/donate/donate-now-to-protect-children-in-ukraine/ © 2023, Jamie Sparks Productions.
Published 07/20/23
Surprise! It's the third last ever episode of the ' DON'T DATE ME!' podcast. On this week's episode, you'll meet the owner of The Eventi - a speed dating company based in Glasgow. Listen as Natalie and her partner chat about their experiences and quiz Jamie on his recent adventures at one of their dating events. Get your tickets to their speed dating events here: https://theeventi.com  Follow the ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ podcast: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod  Donate to UNICEF to aid the people of...
Published 07/10/23
“This. Girl. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. Bitch. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. Her. She. Is. A. Fugly. Slut.” Life lessons from the movie Mean Girls? It must be Thursday. Today, however, we are wearing black.
Published 07/06/23
Is it the power of a unicorn or is it merely a lack of commitment? Let's discuss. Dating can be trash! Why not try something new! Try speed dating with The Eventi. Get your tickets to their speed dating events here: https://www.theeventi.com Follow the ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ podcast: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod
Published 06/28/23
Welcome to beginning of the end! Here’s the first episode of our final season. Find out how we got on speed dating recently in Glasgow - in partnership with The Eventi. Get your tickets to their speed dating events here: https://www.theeventi.com Sorry for the audio quality on this one. We were testing new microphones.
Published 06/21/23
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Before ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ there was the podcast, 'DON'T LEAVE ME!'. Back in 2018, Kizzy and Jamie sat in Kizzy's living room and reflected on the quiet apocalypse. We're talking digital privacy in a post 1984 world, online community building and digital activism. We love technology but how healthy is our relationship with it? This episode is available for a limited time on all streaming services. To gain access to this episode and more, subscribe on Apple Podcasts.
Published 06/06/23
It's time you brought your boyfriend the joy of anal orgasm. You're welcome. Get your tickets to The Eventi speed dating events here: https://theeventi.com Follow the ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ podcast: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod Support the show: Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/itsjamiesparks References: Pegging Is Great, Actually. Here’s What To Know by Serena Smith https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2021/07/10567739/young-people-pegging-experiences What is pegging? by Richard Godwin...
Published 04/26/23
This week we’re chatting about speed dating - in partnership with The Eventi. Get your tickets to their speed dating events here: https://theeventi.com Follow the ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ podcast: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod Support the show! Enjoy a free 30 day trial of Amazon Audible: https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/audible/mlp?ie=UTF8&actionCode=AMN30DFT1Bk06604291990WX&tag=itsjamiesparks-21 Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/itsjamiesparks Donate to UNICEF to aid the people of...
Published 04/20/23
This week, learn how to create the perfect dating app profile! Listen to find out the recipe for success and how you can best showcase yourself - authentically. Follow the ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ podcast: https://www.instagram.com/dontdatemepod https://www.twitter.com/dontdatemepod https://www.facebook.com/dontdatemepod Follow our Apple Music and Spotify playlists: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod Support the show: Enjoy a free 30 day trial of Amazon Audible:...
Published 04/12/23
This week the team reflect on their dating histories, to discover if they are indeed heart breakers. Plus, a listener shares their experiences! Expect pie charts, Mariah Carey and Tequila. Follow the ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ podcast: https://www.instagram.com/dontdatemepod https://www.twitter.com/dontdatemepod https://www.facebook.com/dontdatemepod Follow our Apple Music and Spotify playlists: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod Support the show: Enjoy a free 30 day trial of Amazon Audible:...
Published 04/05/23
This week we’re talking accidental ghosting, air fryers and taking back control of our sexual health. What is PrEP and how can it reduce the risk of you contracting HIV? Follow the ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ podcast: https://www.instagram.com/dontdatemepod https://www.twitter.com/dontdatemepod https://www.facebook.com/dontdatemepod Follow our Apple Music and Spotify playlists: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod Support the show: Enjoy a free 30 day trial of Amazon Audible:...
Published 03/29/23
This week we explore age differences in relationships. What's the rules, what's the expectations and what issues can come up? Listen to find out! Follow the ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ podcast: https://www.instagram.com/dontdatemepod https://www.twitter.com/dontdatemepod https://www.facebook.com/dontdatemepod Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/itsjamiesparks Follow our Apple Music and Spotify playlists: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod References: Audio from a TikTok video by comedian Cally...
Published 03/23/23
7 years ago, Jamie made himself into a YouTuber and Twitch Streamer to help him get a job in digital marketing. More recently when he decided to jump back onto YouTube and Twitch (just for fun, this time round), he stumbled upon an old video - a relic from the past. Let's see if his dating advice still holds-up! You can listen to previous seasons of ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ now on YouTube and also catch Jamie’s weekly video game Let’s Plays every Saturday night from 8:30pm...
Published 03/17/23
The team outline their personal experiences and offer some sage advice. Plus, we have a special guest! Emma Jane’s Mum reveals her experience of meeting her future son-in-law. Was it horrific? Listen to find out! https://www.instagram.com/dontdatemepod https://www.twitter.com/dontdatemepod https://www.facebook.com/dontdatemepod Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/itsjamiesparks Follow our Apple Music and Spotify playlists: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod Donate to UNICEF to aid the...
Published 03/15/23
Could Artificial Intelligence offer us an alternative dating future? Let’s find out! https://www.instagram.com/dontdatemepod https://www.twitter.com/dontdatemepod https://www.facebook.com/dontdatemepod Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/itsjamiesparks Follow our Apple Music and Spotify playlists: https://bio.site/dontdatemepod Donate to UNICEF to aid the people of Ukraine: https://www.unicef.org.uk/donate/donate-now-to-protect-children-in-ukraine References: Machine Learning with...
Published 03/08/23
This week, James returns! Together the boys discuss gay sex roles - top, bottom, versatile and more! How can these sex roles change the power dynamics of gay relationships?
Published 03/01/23
On this week's episode, Jamie and Richy explore the subject of dating someone who has different worldviews - whether they be political, religious or societal views. Would you date a Tory? Let’s find out!
Published 02/22/23
Jason returns this week to chat about first dates! We take you through our BEST and WORST first dates and also critique some expert advice.
Published 02/15/23
Penis size and expectations! Is bigger REALLY better? The team discuss, on the first episode of season 4.
Published 02/08/23
Season 4 of ‘DON’T DATE ME!’ begins on Thursday, February 9 - with new episodes weekly!
Published 02/06/23
If long-term monogamy isn’t for you, what are the alternatives? Grab a bottle of Prosecco and some snacks cause we’re about to GET INTO IT! On the final episode of season 3, Jamie and Caitlin explore the alternative relationship options out there and further explore the potentially messy option of situationships.
Published 12/14/22