Comedians Louis Kornfeld and Kiki Mikkelsen take a deep breathe as they attempt to get Aaron to sit still for five minutes for once in his goddamn life, as they take him through the healing powers (?) of meditation. Will Aaron learn to understand his own brain? Or will Louis and Kiki lose their patience and tear an inner peace off of him? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at...

Rapper Dash Machete and talent agent Ben Padua serve Aaron up a nice plate of Mom's spaghetti and try to turn him into a Slim head. A Shady guy? A Matherhorn? Whatever Eminem fans call themselves, they try to convince Aaron to be one. Eminemenas? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast...

Magnet Theater School Director Amy Morrison clashes with Aaron over drawstring pants. Are they tacky? Are they practical? One thing's for sure in this knockdown, drag-out battle: No one is getting out unscathed. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram:...

Comedians Randy Miller & Angela Demanti show Aaron how to herbivore, as he tries out being a vegetarian for a week. Can he just leave the meat space behind & ascend into a plant-based society? Or does meat taste good & that's that? Enchilasagna: Adapted from The Veganomicon and Isa Does It! For the sauce: 4 teaspoons cumin seeds 1 tablespoons olive oil 1 yellow onion, diced medium 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped (use 2 if you want more heat) 6 cloves garlic, chopped 1...

Andrew Durso (Boston Comedy Festival) and Alison Klemp (Tableverse Podcast) show Aaron that there's no "I" in "team," there's no crying in baseball, and there is no sex in the champagne room. How is the NBA like the WWE? Where is the hole, and how does one take it to there? Also, the thrilling story of how Aaron's father murdered Dr. J's college pet. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at...

Comedians Tim Canty & Adam Payne try to give immunity to Aaron's tolerance of reality TV. Is this show highlighting the worst aspects of humanity, or is it just a game that we can all just chill out and enjoy? Also, does Jeff Probst even age? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast...

Sunita Deshpande (Daredevil) and Evan Forde Barden (Repeater podcast) mosey on down Aaron's trail in hopes of getting him to line dance. All of country music ever is covered in this easily digestible hour of entertainment. So take that, Willie Nelson. Took you like, a bajillion years. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter,...

Rafi D'Angelo (SoLetsTalkAbout) and Catherine Montesi (Magnet Theater) take Aaron from New York to Atlanta, with a brief stopover in the OC, only because our pilot is weird. Sorry this episode is late, NeNe borrowed my MacBook charger and you just KNOW how she is. Is that what the show is like? I have no idea. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I...

Eli Bosnick (God Awful Movies) sits down with Aaron and helps him talk through losing his mom at the beginning of the year. What ensues is full of gallows humor, meditation, and learning that it's ok to just "be." Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram:...

Aaron hates tomatoes. Aaron also feels guilty that he has been super busy and was unable to get a regular episode out this week, so he punished himself by eating the worst food he knows: The dreaded Tomato. Enjoy his pain! Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter &...

Hey. You. You like whispers in your ears? Do ya? Dooooooo ya? I bet you do, you saucy little minx. Well this episode is all for you then. Aaron makes his first ASMR recording, to see what all the fuss is about. Now, he may never have heard an ASMR recording for himself, but that probably won't get in the way of anything. Right? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at...

Perri Gross (Reductress) and Louie Pearlman (XOXO Riverdale) take Aaron to school as they show him just how thirsty Archie and his pals can get. Is Riverdale accessible to someone who generally doesn't like teen dramas? Or people that are so attractive it's maddening? Like, seriously. There is such a thing as TOO hot. Calm it down, The CW. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at...

Aaron's mom is back! And this time she is begrudgingly introduced to the wonderful world of anime. They sit down for a lovely binge of Yuri on Ice, Kids on the Slope, and the 2016 hit film, Your Name. Can she be turned into the anime fan that her son knows, deep down, she really wants to be? Or will she say KAAAMAAAAYHAAAAMAAAAYHell no? Aaron is also aware that he is likely to be flooded with a bunch of "YOU DIDN'T SHOW HER COWBOY BEBOP?!?!" and "WHAT ABOUT MIYAZAKI AND STUDIO GHIBLI?!?!" and...

Can listening to a song you hate on repeat for 30 minutes straight make you like it? That's the scientific experiment Aaron goes on this week as he tries to incite Stockholm Syndrome with one of the most iconic techno/house songs of all time, "Sandstorm" by Darude. Can you force your tastes in music to change? Or will this just be hilarious, hilarious torture? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey...

Writer/photographer and all around patriot, John de Guzman, joins Aaron as they try to convince anonymous comedian, "Alexis," that voting is the best! Is it too overwhelming to be up on politics? Or is now the time to be more involved than ever? References: John's News to Follow: https://twitter.com/johndeguzman/lists/great-news-sources 5 Calls: https://5calls.org https://ballotpedia.org https://votesaveamerica.com Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael...

Shane Nepveu (Red Oaks) and Rob Penty (Magnet Theater) try to convince Aaron to finish watching the supposed greatest show of all time, The Wire. Can Aaron ever learn to appreciate McNulty despite his flaws? Or is this just a bummer show when the world is already bummer enough? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, &...

Jeanette Moreland (History Channel) and Glenn Navia (Great American Broadcasting Company) invite Aaron into The Sound Distillery NYC for a lovely chat over copious amounts of tequila. Is this booze a celebration? Or is it the liquid form of regret? There's only one way to find out as the three of them descend into a tequila-fueled evening. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at...

Filmmakers Patrick Willems and Wade Cushner try to help Aaron enjoy the Mission Impossible films, while seeing past the Tom Cruiseyness of it all. Will he admit that no one will ever be as pure and as good as Luther is? Or will he run away from the topic, but like, surprisingly fast? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram,...

Big time Belcher fans, NJ Agwuna (History Channel) and Karina Sahlin (We're Just Here To Help) show Aaron the true meaning of family with Bob's Burgers. Can he be made to like a show that he probably should already? I mean, seriously. Just look at the cast. H. Jon Benjamin. Kristen Schaal. Eugene Mirman. What the hell is wrong with Aaron and why can't his stupid brain enjoy these stupid puns? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme...

Comedians Simone Norman (Ocasio 2018) and Dan Iwrey (NYC government) join Aaron for a town hall meeting of their three-person non-town. Can these two people who actually give back to their community help spark activity & outreach in his life? Or are all politics bad the end? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram,...

Arachnologists Cheryl Hayashi and Lou Sorkin from the American Museum of Natural History try to help Aaron get over his fear of spiders, live on stage at the Magnet Theater. Can Aaron ever like something that clocks in at a full -10? Or was he right and spiders are weird and gross and weird. SEE THE VIDEO at bit.ly/dontmindspiders Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at...

Jordan D. White (Marvel Comics) and Sarah Seeds (Riding the D with Dr. Seeds) show Aaron the power of love and friendship and all of that b******t as they dive into the magical world of Sailor Moon. Can a 30-year-old with no nostalgic love for this anime become a fan? Or is Sailor Moon just a useless crybaby who repeatedly gets her friends killed and impaled? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey...

Can a 4-year-old named James and Cadma from Bitten Apple TV show Aaron the bright side of these despicable Minions? Or are they a franchise completely void of any depth of story telling or humor, and is just some weird yellow guys saying, "banana" a lot? Also, Aaron explains honeypotting to a child! Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at [email protected] Don't Mind If I Don't on...

Comedians Brian Gurien and Austen Fisher help Aaron work through the morality of Pokémon. Or Pokemon, if that's the spelling you used to search for this episode, in which case, hi new friend! Can they convince him that these cute monsters are the best, like no one ever was? Or are we all being brainwashed into perpetuating a dogmatic capitalist society WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey...