Righteous Rick's livestream issues, Michigan beats OSU, Mitch Albom likes COVID, Ted Cruz helping out, Chris D'Elia's "doing the work", James Franco settlement, White Fragility, Carson Wentz's #1 fan, and lots of Drew Crime updates.Not a good weekend for Ted Cruz as he's back in Texas handing out water. His neighbors must really not like him. AOC "panders" to Texas by raising $4 million.Drew Crime: Vanity Fair Confidential Edition including The Handsome Rapist (not racist) Edition and Dr. Robert Bierenbaum Edition. Rosamund Pike is the new Nicholas Cage.Neighbors are super pissed off at a neighbor flying a "F*&k Biden" flag.A South Park Vaccination Special is on the way to save us all. Frank Biden is hanging out with Floyd Mayweather... MASKLESS. No one knows why he was even invited.Jizzlaine Maxwell says Jeffrey Epstein has tapes of Presidents Bill Clinton and Donald Trump.Coca-Cola hates the whites.Chris D'Elia has finally spoken out about that whole mess he was in last summer. He's "doing the work".The Righteous Rick show is the greatest viewing in internet history.James Franco has settled his sexual misconduct suit.People keep digging through David Letterman's old interviews using 2021's lens. First it was "the" Lindsay Lohan and now it's Jennifer Anniston.SNL's cold open covered Britney Spears, Ted Cruz, Andrew Cuomo and apologizing.Who is David Dobrik? Apparently the next Johnny Carson except for one (or two or three) little problem.Chess is racist accordingly to YouTube's algorithms.Michigan basketball beat Ohio State in an incredibly entertaining game.The NFL needs more money.Kellen Winslow will only serve 14 years for his tow rapes.Kendall Jenner isn't the only celebrity with her own tequila, but she's the only one getting attacked for it because everything she touches blows up.Mitch Albom loves COVID because it got rid of celebrity "gossip".Cherokee Nation is sick and tired of Jeep appropriating their name.Carson Wentz has been shipped out of Philly and his #1 fan is super bummed out. Nobody tell Karl that he has a podcast.Cameron Dallas has a new album for some reason.OnlyFans is the best way for hot moms to make money.The entire Oakley Union Elementary School Board has stepped down after their meeting was accidentally broadcasted publicly.Poor Doris Burke.Partisanship is so persuasive that people are choosing their friends, jobs and brands based on their politics.Jodi Shaw vs Smith College & their race training.Gary Oldman is one of our finest actors.Social media is dumb but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).