We welcome Pablo @henessewilliams to discuss the Gossip Girl reboot and jerking off in High School before getting into: Brass Against’s singer pissing on stage, Kid Rock’s new anti-woke song, and Sophia’s garbage disposal routine in British Columbia. We end with a rundown of bad Rittenhouse supporter takes, Biden’s colonoscopy, and we get radicalized by the Weston Family’s record profits. Our episode on Bond: No Time To Die will be available on our Patreon at the end of this week: patreon.com/d

We welcome back to the show our unofficial Australia correspondent, @jonomilo - AKA CryBaby (Sleep). We talk drugs in Australia, Aimee Terese takes, COVID protests, and more. We also discuss daylight savings, Nicki Minaj’s cousin, the Metaverse, and Joe Budden. We also discuss the Astroworld tragedy, Moby’s tool status and Alec Baldwin killing people on movie sets. https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We open with a discussion of Virtual Youtubing before getting into the recent 6Buzz Controversy, Brice’s rant about it and Sophia’s recent Blog TO superfan badge. We also discuss Flyy Soulja, NekoLul, and our hot takes about HBO’s Succession. We end with the Toronto Life article about the rich boomer who is crying about selling his home before it tripled in value throughout the pandemic. Donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Brice and Eytan fly solo to do something special for all the EDM listening DCJ fans. They go through the top songs on Beatport by the top 100 DJs according to DJ Mag’s annual poll. A video version of this podcast is available on our Patreon.  donate and access bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We discuss tokenizing indigenous people on Truth and Reconciliation day, Hotep youth groups, Hockey’s colonial history, and Boiler Room politics. We also talk about driving tests and “So I Think You Should Leave”. This episode is exclusive to our Patreon which you can access by donating here: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

The trio is back! We discuss laneway housing, golden steaks, and a lengthy poop discussion. We also retell our recent friend birthday outing which included an awkward Zionist and an Instagram influencer. We end with a little trip down memory lane reminiscing about defunct venues in Toronto. 2nd half of this episode will on on Patreon next week.  Donate at https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod Donate at https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We welcome @marinogreco and @ES_Wickham from @bigshinytakes. We do our best promoting the Harbinger Media Network in the context of a DCJ episode before getting into some big election related discussion. We discuss sexualizing our candidates, Maxime Bernier’s shirts, and cheap Christmas. Highlights include Mario Grecko, Marino’s evil twin / Vaughan PPC candidate, and the semen retention soldier PPC candidate. https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Our labour day gift for you. Over two hours of 3 white dudes discussing the merits of “Donda” and “Certified Lover Boy”. We are blessed to be joined by GRIFT / SHOP (@GRIFTSH0P) who allows god to breath into our discussion. We talk Drake vs. Kanye beef, having Dinner with Jay-Z or 500K, and compare the two albums. We also discuss the corporatization of entertainment news and criticism, Toronto as a f*****y city, and Kanye’s MAGA stint https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod https://grift.shop

We mainline politics by getting into the Taliban’s stance on COVID-19 and Erin O’Toole’s stance on poppers. We also discuss everyone’s favourite right-wing news outlet, 6ixbuzz, and Trudeau’s “She-Cession”. We end of with a discussion of OnlyFans and Rachel Dolezal. We recorded this episode the other week and as the discourse went on it seemed like we were very wrong about the OnlyFans situation but everything came full circle and now we are very right. DCJ is Nostradamus. https://www.patreon.

We talk about the sour beer and natural wine craze, Sophia’s adventures in France with her mom, comparing the French with Quebecers, hot takes about Afghanistan, Wiccans vs. the Taliban, ADHD online, and the upcoming 9/11 anniversary. https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

The second part of our “Passion of the Christ” episode with Pablo (@henessewilliams). We discuss the rest of the film, Jim Caviezel, the controversies surrounding the movie, and the upcoming sequel. Find out if Eytan really does end up apologizing on behalf of the Jews for killing Christ. Get the full episode by subscribing for only $3 Canadian at https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We randomly talk about the mixtape trailer voice guy and Fetty Wap before the main event. The very random and very long Passion of the Christ episode with Pablo (@henessewilliams). We don't want to spoil the movie for you if you haven't seen it so dive right into the suffering with us and make sure to repent when you're done. Part 2 of this episode will be available on patreon.com/dcjpod.

A bit more nu-metal and Woodstock ’99 talk before getting into a big Kanye West discussion, more #BuckBreaking talk, Leonard Cohen’s Kanye poem, Donald Sterling, and Quebec food slang. We then discuss the militarized police response to homeless people in Toronto and John Tory’s aversion to helping poor people. We also talk about the account who resents his mother for giving him 100,000 dollars, Twitter Zoophilia, and the FritoLay protest. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/dcjpod

Brice micro-dosed acid so we talk about that before getting into nudity laws in Toronto, “African as an experience” tweet, Tariq Nasheed's #buckbreaking, and Mike Meyers before discussing podcasting as an Olympic sports and other Olympics related topics. We also talk about Eytan’s karate experience as a child, Kid Rock, and Bezos going to space before we end with ancient Greece as an incel paradise. The 2nd hour from this session will be on our Patreon later this...

Our breakdown of Christopher Nolan's "Tenet" - backwards vs. forwards, Opposite Day (The Movie) etc. etc.  Brice and Eytan discuss all the important questions with guests Pablo (@henessewilliams) and Cliff (@blntdlx).  Donate at https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod for more bonus episodes!

For our 100th episode we got wasted and watched Youtube. We first discuss a bit of Ontario lockdown and cum socks before we literally watch Youtube and react. Highlights include the Porky Pig rap, sexy sax man, Rob Ford highlights, and Australian man drinking open container blows 0.00 RBT. This one is a riot aka we get drunk. Many random conversations ensue. Bonus episodes for $2 Canadian, that's like a penny in American: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

A preview of our exclusive Patreon content for the week. We talk a little bit more about Sophia’s South American vacation before getting into a variety of topics including: Sha'Carri Richardson, morbid Reddit, Mexican Hooters, Kevin Gates’s semen retention, Oli London’s Korean transition, and William Knight. You can listen to the full episode and other bonus content for only $2 Canadian, which is like a penny in the states. https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Sophia is back! We discuss Sophia’s vacation bowel movements, cancelling French food, Narcos Reddit, 2nd vaccine dose hangover, the heat dome, and street library theft. We then lose connection and continue our conversation the next day. We discuss bisexual lighting, Sicario 2, and a big discussion about Tinder District’s latest hike related date commentary. We end with that Q-Anon style #defundthecbc twitter weirdos. More non-Fast and Furious Patreon content coming this month:...

We are taking over and never talking about the topics you enjoy hearing us discuss. It’s Fast & Furious from here on out until Soph returns and we have Evan (@MacDonaldTweets) from @KinoLefter to help us. We discuss his similar deep dive into the original “The Planet of the Apes” before getting into the 7th instalment of our favourite franchise. Topics include Iggy Azalea and Ronda Rousey’s performances, fight contracts, CGI Paul Walker and conspiracy theories surrounding his death....

We discuss the 6th entry in the Fast Saga. Partially due to Sophia’s absence as she lives her vacation influencer lifestyle but also because we were going to talk about other topics but Brice and Eytan love these movies so much they only cover the film, sorry. We breakdown the movie’s plot, soundtrack, and the superhero franchise veneer this franchise has bestowed upon itself to extend its relevance. We also discuss Gina Carano, Gal Gadot’s death, and both of their off screen...

We are unlocking our first bonus episode from our Patreon. Part 1 of this episode is available for free in our feed, scroll all the way back to January. For this very special episode 69 two parter, we catch up with Sophie (@bingodaddyy) and Ev (@milfnokids) from Dumb Bitch Media (@dumbbitchmedia). We discuss how Air Canada hired influencers to promote air travel during the pandemic, water polo, white girls boss mahjong, IDF comedy classes, Zionist Terfs, and bisexuals coming out....

WELCOME TO BRASIL, La Familia! Continuing our "Fast Saga" review series - we are now discuss the 5th entry, “Fast Five”, with Abdul (@socialistraptor). We discuss the red conning of Tokyo Drift into the timeline, Chris Morgan as a screenwriter, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s sweaty body and his meal plan, Vin Diesel’s D&D love, “Danza Kuduro”, and various interesting facts about “the greatest film of the post-human era”. You can listen to the entirety of this episode on our Patreon: patreon

We have Abdul (@socialistraptor) back in the jerk to discuss cold brew, Indian reply guys, the Free Palestine low rider, and the artist to fascist pipeline. We end off with a deep dive into the most unhinged online ESL handout resource. You can find the handouts we are discussing in order below: shorturl.at/vAGN7 shorturl.at/lvxAF shorturl.at/aqGTV shorturl.at/sOTZ4 shorturl.at/oLSVZ The 2nd half of this episode where we discuss Fast Five will be available on our Patreon: patreon.com/dcjpod

Sophia is in the Bahamas so we catch up on her vacation and the Amish family she beefed with on her flight before getting into MS-13 style Westworld, gaming the birthright system, and "nose jobs are racist". Eytan rants about a run in with a non-mask-wearer in a Toronto condo before we discuss Israel’s biggest exports outside of zionism and the recent Mary Brown’s Raptors campaign. Donate and access bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod