On this episode, Kevin laments that summer camp isn't free and plans to run for office on a free summer enrichment platform. Meanwhile, Evan is aghast that his kid thinks he grew up without color tv, despite the fact that color tvs only became popularized about 10 years before his DOB. Also, Kevin misses the dress code at a PTA gala and Evan can't remember fairy tales, solidifying his spot as the secondary request for bedtime stories.