WELCOME BACK LONG TIME NO SEE BUT WE ARE RETURNING TO THE WEEKLY PODCAST GRIND. NEW VIDEOS EVERY SUNDAY. THIS ONE IS A BANGER IT'S WORTH THE WAIT.

Vibey conversation

How sexy are you? Is your boyfriend great or just a racoon? Which sandwich are you? Are you good enough for my son?

First, we BOP. Then, it's deep questions time. Finally, TEA IS SPILLED.

COOL PANTS SUNDAY NEXT WEEK DRESS UP OR GET DOWNNNNNNNN. No but seriously wear cool pants y'all trust me it'll be so fun. Or you can celebrate Funky Pants Friday but that's not an official holiday yet and you won't get the official Cool Pants Sunday complimentary bagel. Your call, I don't make the rules. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Valentines day special~~~ No time for music because we have TOO much tea to spill this week

Quiet vibes

Screw you, Chipotle.

This episode builds up hard, it gets way funnier as it goes on. LeBron next week. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

My next guest will be LeBron. No cap. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The first half of the episode is all jokes, the second half is a little more ~iNteLlEcTuAl~ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

No seriously the audio isn't that good so if you wanna skip an episode you coooould go back to my "The Future of Storytelling" one that's definitely my best work. Back on the grind next week. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm allergic to failure. Also cats.

Hanukkah's over. I'm out.

Lucky number episode 13! Wear red or go home.

Would the world be different if bananas were illegal?

Fifteen minutes in I make a brutal attack on a very specific variety of baked goods. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The sport, not the gourd. Can you imagine if I spent a whole episode talking about a gourd? Hah hah hah... ha ha. Right?

Well, it really doesn't. We're still just getting started here.

Seriously, let me know if you liked this one I want feedback on it.

Rant followed by ranty poem --- story of my life. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Top 5 Cutest Cats I've seen this week: 1. Willow's cat named Gnocchi 2. The cat that looks like Emily Pan 3. My neighbor's dog (yeah sorry I haven't seen that many cats) 4. The turkeys that terrorize my backyard 5. Obama --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's time for some real talk about Jennifer Lawrence, YouTube, chicken broccoli alfredo, butternut squash soup... okay fine this episode is mostly about food but there's more to my personality than just that I promise. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I put out a hit every Sunday like a procrastinating gangster who doesn't want to get crime done during the week. Also, I don't talk about this during the episode but Tom Brady is washed. No, like, his clothes are really clean. And yes, that is 60's Belarusian disco-pop. Deal with it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app