Episodes
What do weird gigs, baleen whales and cake farts have in common? They're all topics which somehow relate to the finale episode of Emily in Paris, season two: French Revolution! Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! You'll not only get an Emily-level sense of smugness, but access to bonus content! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParisAnd if things are tight, you can still help by spreading the hate via...
Published 05/07/24
Sam and Bec sound off about WAGatha Christie, returning mimes, and ridiculously awful outfits in the penultimate episode of season 2: Scents and Sensibility. Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! You'll not only get an Emily-level sense of smugness, but access to bonus content! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParisAnd if things are tight, you can still help by spreading the hate via word-of-mouth, social media...
Published 05/01/24
Much like Camille's father, this show is a big thumb down. Join Sam and Bec for episode 8 of season 2 of Emily in Paris: Champagne Problems. Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! You'll not only get an Emily-level sense of smugness, but access to bonus content! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis And if things are tight, you can still help by spreading the hate via word-of-mouth, social media...
Published 04/25/24
The vicious cycle (and we don't mean a "Pelotech") of self-abuse continues as Sam and Bec break down yet another episode of Emily in Paris. This time, it's the seventh episode of season two: The Cook, the Thief, Her Ghost and His Lover. Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! You'll not only get an Emily-level sense of smugness, but access to bonus content! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis And if things are...
Published 04/17/24
If Vespa + Dior = a purse you can ride, then Sam + Bec = a pair of shoes you can hear. Listen to their flappy, worn-out tongues in this episode covering "Boiling Point". Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! You'll not only get an Emily-level sense of smugness, but access to bonus content! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis And if things are tight, you can still help by spreading the hate via word-of-mouth,...
Published 04/10/24
What could be worse than Sam getting food poisoning or Bec stinking up the place with questionable perfume? Why, "An Englishman in Paris" of course! Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! You'll not only get an Emily-level sense of smugness, but access to bonus content! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis And if things are tight, you can still help by spreading the hate via word-of-mouth, social media...
Published 04/04/24
Sam and Bec, are back to discuss bad writing, leeks, and more bugbears for the fourth episode of season two of Emily in Paris: Jules and Em. Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! You'll not only get an Emily-level sense of smugness, but access to bonus content! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis And if things are tight, you can still help by spreading the hate via word-of-mouth, social media...
Published 03/27/24
Sam and Bec manage to put aside their anger just long enough to discuss history, literature, and the afterlife while recapping the third episode of season two of Emily in Paris: Bon Anniversaire! Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! You'll not only get an Emily-level sense of smugness, but access to bonus content! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis And if things are tight, you can still help by spreading...
Published 03/22/24
Could this be the worst behaviour we've seen from Emily so far? Sam and Bec seem to think so as they bond over their vitriolic opinions of episode two of season two of Emily in Paris: Do You Know The Way to St. Tropez? Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! You'll not only get an Emily-level sense of smugness, but access to bonus content! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis And if things are tight, you can...
Published 03/14/24
Bonsoir, Bucket Hats! Sam and Bec are FINALLY back and more irritable than ever as they break down episode ONE of season TWO of Emily in Paris: Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi. Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis And if things are tight, you can still help by spreading the hate via word-of-mouth, social media (@enemyinparis), or a 5-star review! Don't forget to...
Published 03/10/24
Thank you everyone for your patience during this trying time. We can't wait to return with Season 2 (and a metric tonne of BONUS content for our Patreon supporters) soon! In the meantime, get your Sam Kieffer and Bec Hill fixes by listening to Nerd Poker and A Problem Squared wherever you get your podcasts. And if THAT isn't enough, you can always subscribe to the Enemy in Paris patreon - https://www.patreon.com/EnemyinParis - where there's hopefully enough bonus content to keep you sated...
Published 03/06/24
As Sam and Bec find themselves temporarily without the equipment required to bring you the next episode, they are forced to take la petit pause this week. Which fortunately gives YOU time to tell all your friends to binge-watch/listen to season 1 before season 2 comes out! And WHAT a season it's going to be! Make sure you subscribe to the pod if you don't already, and (if your app has it) hit the bell icon so you'll be notified as each new episode is released! In the meantime, get your Sam...
Published 02/28/24
It's the FINAL episode of season 1 of Emily in Paris: Cancel Couture, and EVERYONE is getting fired! But sadly, this won't be the end of ol' Two-Bags-Collins, and Sam and Bec are doing their best to hold onto their sanity. "We Hate It Here!" If you would like to get your hands on a LIMITED EDITION Enemy in Paris BUCKET HAT (and help Sam and Bec justify the time and effort they put into this show), head over to http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis and sign up for the "Haute" tier of membership...
Published 02/21/24
Start cracking the crème brûlées - it's the penultimate episode of season 1 of Emily in Paris: An American Auction in Paris! If you would like to get your hands on a LIMITED EDITION Enemy in Paris BUCKET HAT (and help Sam and Bec justify the time and effort they put into this show), head over to http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis and sign up for the "Haute" tier of membership before the end of February (2024)! (Please don't cancel your membership after one month, or we will LOSE money...
Published 02/14/24
We believe it was Shakespeare who once wrote, "Plane! Club! Another club! Another club! Bus! Another club! No sleep! Drink, bitch!" Sam and Bec dissect, discuss, and debate everything which happens in the problematic 8th episode of season 1 of Emily in Paris: Family Affair. Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis And if things are tight, you can still help by spreading the...
Published 02/07/24
About last night... Sam and Bec discuss happy endings, celebrity aliases, and their new PATREON page as they deconstruct episode 7 of season 1 of Emily in Paris: French Ending. Help Sam and Bec justify the amount of time and effort it takes to bring you this show by becoming a Patreon supporter today! http://patreon.com/EnemyinParis And if things are tight, you can still help by spreading the hate via word-of-mouth, social media (@enemyinparis), or a 5-star review! Don't forget to...
Published 01/31/24
Your favourite basic bitches, Sam and Bec, are back to painfully recap episode 6, season 1 of Emily in Paris: Ringarde. So pour yourself a gallon of milk and mind your PBO! If you'd like the show to continue, please spread the hate by word-of-mouth, social media (@enemyinparis), or rate and review us! And don't forget to follow/subscribe and (if it's an option) hit the notification button so you're alerted when each episode is released. Thoughts or questions? You can reach us via the...
Published 01/24/24
Sam and Bec are in high-fiving distance of each other for once! Unfortunately, they still have to watch episode 5, season 1 of Emily in Paris: Faux Amis. This one's a doozy, so grab a snack off the wall and #getintobedwithus! If you'd like the show to continue, please spread the hate by word-of-mouth, social media (@enemyinparis), or rate and review us! And don't forget to follow/subscribe and (if it's an option) hit the notification button so you're alerted when each episode is...
Published 01/17/24
Sam and Bec deliver their "seasoned" thoughts about episode 4 of Emily in Paris: A Kiss is Just a Kiss. Plus some "uncut meat" from the listeners! If you'd like the show to continue, please spread the hate by word-of-mouth, social media (@enemyinparis), or rate and review us! And don't forget to follow/subscribe and (if it's an option) hit the notification button so you're alerted when each episode is released. Thoughts or questions? You can reach us via the Q&A section on Spotify,...
Published 01/10/24
Emily in Paris continues to infuriate Bec and Sam with the third stupid episode of series 1: Sexy or Sexist. Luckily, they have some great DMs from listeners to get their spirits back up. If you'd like the show to continue, please spread the hate by word-of-mouth, social media (@enemyinparis), or rate and review us! And don't forget to follow/subscribe and (if it's an option) hit the notification button so you're alerted when each episode is released. Thoughts or questions? You can...
Published 01/03/24
Sam and Bec "mind the m***e" with Season 1, Episode 2 of Emily in Paris: Masculin Féminin. Get ready for notes of gardenia, leather, musk, and PURE RAGE. If you'd like the show to continue, please spread the hate by word-of-mouth, social media (@enemyinparis), or rate and review us! And don't forget to follow/subscribe and (if it's an option) hit the notification button so you're alerted when each episode is released. Thoughts or questions? You can reach us via the Q&A section on...
Published 12/27/23
Sam and Bec break down Season 1, Episode 1: Emily in Paris, and are already starting to regret the decision to do this podcast. If you'd like them to continue torturing themselves, make sure you subscribe, rate, and review the show. And don't forget to share it with anyone else who loves to hate (or hates to love) Emily in Paris! Thoughts or questions? You can reach us via the Q&A section on Spotify, or via: http://instagram.com/enemyinparis http://facebook.com/enemyinparis Sam...
Published 12/21/23
Sam and Bec have decided to rewatch every episode of Emily in Paris because they hate themselves. Follow/subscribe to join them every Wednesday from December 20th as they deliver scene-by-scene fury-fuelled commentary starting with the very first episode of season 1. Facebook and Instagram: @EnemyInParis
Published 12/06/23