Episodes
Hello Pie-Eaters and prepare to chow down on a piping hot episode of the EPC. This month, we talk about all that we miss doing during these challenging pandemic times. Then after the break we get political as the boys stumble through this thing called the American experiment. How horrible is Schaffer as a house guest? Will Lugo finally get a handle on being a dog owner? Would RoboCop be a good president? All or none of these questions will be answered in this fresh serving of the EPIC...
Published 08/27/20
Published 08/27/20
Is Schaffer clinging to problematic language? Is Lugo harboring a secret addiction? Is anybody going to see the year 2021? These questions will be sent to the lab as we await results in this month's episode.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 07/30/20
The EPIC PIEcast returns in the midst of a global pandemic with your hosts sequestered in their respective quarantine bunkers.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 05/28/20
Will Schaffer finally get some Christmas vengeance? Will Nelson get that Red Ryder BB Gun? How many Chewbaccas could chew baccas if Chewbaccas could chew baccas? For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Published 12/26/19
HOLY HIATUS, BATMAN! The boys are finally back. Wedding bells, road trip shenanigans, and Internet bullies are on the menu and BOY HOWDIE do the snarkcasters have a heap’n help’n of slice-of-life goodness to fill your ear holes. Does Nelson cry at weddings? Will Schaffer ever Internet again? Does MC Chris rap all the good raps? Some or none of these questions will be answered in this long-awaited installment of EPIC PIEcast! For links and more info, head to the main episode...
Published 11/28/19
In this very sexy 69th episode the snarksters get a whole lot of answers to a whole lot of questions from the renaissance woman, Essence Revealed. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Published 08/29/19
The power house duo of Jamie and Giana of Broadly Entertaining stop by to talk about how pub trivia (or drunken Jenga) will change the world. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Published 06/27/19
Our cranky co-hosts finally return to explain the technical difficulties behind their two-month absence before sharing updates on Nelson Lugo's upcoming wedding and Schaffer the Darklord's recent unemployment. Will Lugo adopt a lethal creature? Will Schaffer escape a nest of vampires? Are those aforementioned technical difficulties really resolved? In hindsight, we deem these questions far more hyperbolic than they should have been in this month's episode.
Published 05/30/19
How often does Schaffer cry on the subway? Is Nelson’s giggle infectious? Will Killy "Mockstar" Dwyer’s parents approve of this podcast?
Published 02/28/19
After a two month absence of adventures and year-end mania, the boys return to wrap up the year. Schaffer the Darklord shares tales from the fall Mt. Nerdcore Tour, and Nelson Lugo regales us with stories of shacking up in his new Manhattan apartment before both hosts pay ham-fisted tribute to the greatest non-Christmas Christmas movie of all time. Will George throw everything away? Will Clarence get his wings? Is anyone a failure if they have friends? These questions will be answered by...
Published 12/27/18
This month, your favorite snarkcasters are exhausted. Nelson relives the agony and the ecstasy of producing and performing his solo show off-off Broadway. Schaffer climbs a mountain of new merch to not only talk about his upcoming tour, but also announce a new album with a new music collective: The Department of Darkness. Does Nelson really like magic tricks? Is Schaffer abandoning his black and purple color scheme? How Batman is Spider-Man? None or all of these questions will be answered in...
Published 09/27/18
After taking a mental health month in July, the hosts catch us up on their respective goings-on. Nelson Lugo sings the praises of an anime hero with severely suppressed emotions, and Schaffer the Darklord details the 30+ hours he's spent hunting down Montana-based religious zealots "for work." Then, Schaffer challenges Lugo to a bad idea: a trivia contest about one another conducted by the boys' partners! Indeed, Bunny Buxom and Lisa arrive in Studio #6C to quiz our hosts in the "Ultimate...
Published 08/30/18
This month, Schaffer takes a break from producing burlesque wrestling promo videos to catch up with Nelson who reminds him why they started this podcast years ago. (That reason is Batman.) Later, former Fleshbot editor LUX ALPTRAUM drops by to discuss her upcoming book Faking It: The Lies Women Tell About Sex--And the Truths They Reveal.Why are women held to impossible expectations of honesty by men who will not accept their truths? Which trick has Lugo given a fresh spin? Has Schaffer died...
Published 06/28/18
This month your rapidly aging co-grumps celebrate the kickoff of summer movie season with a painstakingly thorough analysis of May's biggest releases, before they jump ship to get to the good stuff. The "good stuff" in question is an interview with Oakland-based rapper Lex the Lexicon Artist who drops by Studio #6C to dish on her new full-length album Raging Ego and walk us through the impressive musical history that led her to becoming 2018's hottest new nerdcore act.Is Schaffer's favorite...
Published 06/07/18
In this rousing round of Piecasting, Nelson books a burlesque gig where people don't hate him, and Schaffer follows up on his Wrestlemania predictions (see Episode 59) before both boys dig into their long-neglected mail bag. Does Lugo really want to launch a second podcast? Will Schaffer have to make good on last month's embarrassing wager? Do our fans just want to listen to us watch television? The answers to these questions are found within.So just listen; it's only 83 minutes. You've got...
Published 04/26/18
This month, EPIC PIECAST stages a comeback - though we ask that you please not describe it as such. Tower of power NELSON LUGO details his progress as a padawan DJ before maniac psycho SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD reports on his 9th trip to SXSW and the future of nerdcore hip-hop. Will Lugo cancel a guest if they are outed as a garbage person? Will Schaffer gamble the reveal of his most embarrassing work on Wrestlemania predictions? Will the jammy go "blaw?" We knock out answers to these questions...
Published 03/29/18
What did we do on our January vacation? Well! Nelson Lugo spent January expanding his horizons and exploring Denmark, while Schaffer the Darklord attended a WWE show and thought about death. Fun! But now that we're back to the same ol' nerd podcast game, the boys leap claws-first into Wakanda and share their thoughts just minutes following a screening of Black Panther.How did Lugo find utopia in a convenience store chain? How did Schaffer get tricked into playing an RPG? How long do we have...
Published 02/22/18
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, but for real, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES. This month on the EPIC PIEcast, Lugo and Schaffer look back on 2017 - a year that roared in like a lion and blorted out like a Porg - as they unpack and then furiously re-pack the year's highs and lows before stuffing them deep into the rental storage units of their minds forever. From hurricanes to lawsuits, the boys scavenge the debris field for silver linings in this month's episode. Auld lang...
Published 12/28/17
This month, the boys struggle with talking. SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD doesn't want to talk because he's hoarse from screaming into the abyss for weeks. NELSON LUGO can't talk because [REDACTED]. As a solution for their compromised voices, the former airs a prerecorded segment in which he sits down with chiptune/indie rock troubadours Shael Riley and Ty Guenley to discuss and dissect their new collaborative album: Schaffer, Riley, and the Double Ice Backfire - Hold Person. Did Schaffer know what...
Published 11/30/17
HELLO PARTY PEOPLES! [Lugo: we can't open episode description like this.] Schaffer has decided to not lift a single solitary finger to edit this podcast in anyway shape or form to prove a point to Lugo. Hell, he's not even going to edit these show notes. Lugo, on the other hand, doesn’t care at all except to tell you that Were back at it with another heapn helpn serving of PIEcast goodness. This moth we catch up with rap tour shenanigans, Red Room Fundraisers, and [Schaffer: we need a third...
Published 10/26/17
Newly-minted wrestling superfan Schaffer the Darklord continues his campaign to pull co-host Nelson Lugo down into Suplex City! Thrill as Schaffer challenges the modern era WWE noob to make SummerSlam predictions based on superstars' ring entrances alone. Later, Schaffer's confidence in the entertainment value of this program plummets to new depths, inspiring the boys to conduct "market research" via on-air telephone calls to listeners (and non-listeners) for feedback. Is our baby ugly? Does...
Published 08/30/17
Absinthe aficionado and aspiring DJ, Nelson Lugo, reunites with Schaffer the Darklord to rant about recent controversies and speculate on a grim hypothetical scenario. Later, these angry a-holes are joined by comedy music duo Sam & Bill who perform live in Studio #6C and discuss their evolving methods for antagonizing audiences. What are Lugo's feelings on the rubber chicken? Under what circumstances would Schaffer abandon his co-host? What bit made Sam & Bill's performance at a NYC...
Published 07/27/17
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Published 06/28/17
In December 2016, EPIC PIEcast celebrated the release of its 50th episode by going on hiatus, while the show's hosts embarked on an excellent adventure through time. Today, in April 2017, DOC EMMETT LUGO and MARTY McSCHAFFER have arrived at their time machine's coordinates: FOUR MONTHS INTO THE FUTURE! Now the boys must scramble to catch up on a quarter year's worth of pop culture news and horrifying political developments in this bewildering future world. Has Lugo's enthusiasm for Batman...
Published 04/27/17