Episodes
Published 03/24/24
In honor of the New Year, Ryan recounts the wonderful tale of a figure who made a great impact on him in life. Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval Music by Erik Jourgensen https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast Additional Music: Calliope by moebiusbean Old Piano by DeVern "Powerhouse" by the Raymond Scott Quintette "Entry of the Gladiators" by Julius Fucik -------------Deadline for the T-Shirt...
Published 01/10/24
You asked for it and we delivered: another feed drop from Ryan's former roommate and amateur lifestyle guru Cora Cuba. Cora is a hardy, warm-hearted individual who Ryan met in a cult before they both realized it wasn't for them and then they became roommates then went their seperate ways in life and still occasionally keep in touch on Internet often via Jib-Jab.  She slates herself as: Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide. In this episode, get cozy with Cora in...
Published 12/28/23
Dave’s theme song as heard in Chapter 4: The Law of the Sand by Patrick Clarke and Scottie Salmon
Published 12/21/23
Ryan travels to a blue-collar beach town fallen on hard times to meet with a "beach lawyer" who holds clues related to The Children of the Thrill; elsewhere, he addresses unfounded rumors connected to his alleged plagiarism (lame). Starring Ryan Sandoval and Patrick James Clarke Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast Check out Patrick Clarke's music here:...
Published 12/19/23
Today in the feed we are thrilled to share an episode of "Love Makers" hosted by Cora Cuba. Cora is an Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide. (full disclosure: Cora and I were in the same cult for about a month's time before both realizing it wasn't for us. Following that we were roommates for almost a year, she helped me get an interview at H&R Block and I made it to the next round but did not continue further that tax season). Suffice to say Cora is an...
Published 12/13/23
Voting is underway for the Audio Verse Awards and guess what we're a nominee in the "Best New Production" category! The deadline is Nov. 11, so please go to https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ and vote for "Finding Pattersby" (as well as any other shows you might enjoy). Also in this issue: Ryan performs a literary feat LIVE while blindfolded. You won't want to miss this! Enjoy us in general? Consider leaving a review where you get your pod-shows VOTE HERE: https://audioverseawards.net/vote/   
Published 11/06/23
Today we are really excited to feature Episode 3 of "The Glow: A Music and Sound Experience," from our very own musician and sound designer Erik Jourgensen. Erik brings "Finding Pattersby" to life with his vibrant, chill soundtrack and musical craftsmanship. The Glow delivers Erik's own thoughtful examinations of a given theme, in hypnotic, immersive sound form. We love it and you will too. Please enjoy:   The Glow Episode 3 - Focus linktree.com/theglowpod theglowpodcast.bandcamp.com"  
Published 11/03/23
INJURY REPORT FROM GUSTAFSON & SONS MOVING CO. RE:  ITEM RETRIEVED FROM OLD MANSION IN PACIFIC NORTHWEST cw: violence and horror Written and performed by Ryan Sandoval Music by Erik Jourgensen  Enjoy our show? Then consider rating and reviewing wherever you devour your podcasts. TWITTER: @patterspod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/patterspod WEBSITE: http://patterspod.com TRANSCRIPTS: http://patterspod.com/transcripts PATREON: http://patreon.com/patterspod https://patterspod.com/listen  
Published 10/12/23
Holy moly are we pleased as punch to share some good news from the ledgers here at HQ; also discussion of what makes a successful laser tag arena.  A special message from Ryan S. to YOU, our loyal Mindhunters and devoted #PattersFamily Music by Erik Jourgensen https://erikjourgensen.com/ New episodes and more monthly!   Supporting the show has never been easier - leave a 5-star review on Apple podcasts, share us with your friends and family or head on over to    https://www.patterspod.com to...
Published 09/26/23
We are excited to share with you the trailer for Season 3 of sci-fi comedy The Stench of Adventure. It's funny and fun as heck:   Stella Thomas had spent her whole life trying (and failing) to be a good daughter, friend, and partner. Then one day none of that matters because it turns out that her entire world was a simulation. Now Stella is thrust into a cold and uncaring universe, armed only with memories of a planet Earth that never existed.Just when it seems there is nothing in the world...
Published 09/25/23
SURPRISE: an emergency dispatch so Ryan can continue healing while deciding what is a hoax and what is No-Ax (short for "Not Actually") - happening. Meatplanes and more as Teri Delongpre reads nearly 2 full chapters from popular Luke Pattersby thriller "Father Crime," starring the hit character Theo Sultan.  warning: some cusses Music by Erik Jourgensen
Published 09/22/23
Ryan C. addresses rumors that are circulating and attempts to quash (AND squash) some speculation before things get too out of hand. We also hear from Teri Delongpre as he reads a passage from Luke Pattersby's taut island thriller, "The Shrunken Man."    Written/Directed/Edited by Ryan Sandoval Music by Erik Jourgensen  Check out Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast   Full chapters of Finding Pattersby drop the last Thursday of the month with...
Published 09/14/23
Ryan indulges in his most primal desires to chase a lucrative book deal with his estranged literary agent J. Jordan St. Avalon; the voice of Fiona Caruso shares her dark tale of time spent in the mythical city of Seattle, WA. Starring Ryan Sandoval, Dan Gagliardi and Lily Sparks Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The...
Published 08/31/23
Ryan experiences regret over his recent actions and goes into the forest to make things right...with shocking results. Featuring the voice of David Kurze as the Folksy, Disgruntled Caller.  Music by Erik Jourgensen. Hear more at https://www.erikjourgensen.com Additional music in this episode by Holizna via freesound.org. Hear more at https://holizna.com/ Special thank you to our patrons Die Inside Gaming and Jessica Berson of Regina Prime TWITTER: @patterspod Tumblr:...
Published 08/17/23
Published 08/08/23