We can no longer delay the inevitable and I say if you're gonna do it, do it right, so we knock out the water temple in record time. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Our midroll music is Amber Forest by Tad

We revisit Ikana Graveyard in order to beat up a giant skeleton and inherit their undead army. We also run into some racing beavers. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Our midroll music is Amber Forest by Tad

I don't have a sword, but we're still able to chat up some athletic dogs, get kidnapped by a giant turtle, and run into some exploding Gorons. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Our midroll music is Amber Forest by Tad

We continue our adventures by grabbing a slimy new hat, take yet another trip back to Snowhead. and steal someone's room key. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Our midroll music is Amber Forest by Tad

Today we play some duck hunt in Clock Town, but we also check out the swamp, the swamp, and the swamp. Hmm. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Our midroll music is Amber Forest by Tad

You may have heard the old adage "Kill two spiders with one Link", and I think you see where this is going. Today we evict some eight-legged tenants and clean up the spider house (and do some other stuff as well). ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro...

Time to handle some much needed to-dos as we nab some new masks and cross some names out of our bomber notebook. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Our midroll music is Amber Forest by Tad

We continue through the Pirate Fortress in our quest for the seven eggs, but the clock is counting down and- Hey, if I turn back time, the eggs I found won't disappear, right? ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC....

We break into that sexy pirate fortress, blow up a few times, get kicked out a few times, and find a weird egg. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Support Children's Miracle Hospitals by donating to our EXTRA...

We take our hot new Zora bod for a spin, get the lowdown on the diva's lost voice and weird eggs, and meet a whole lotta poivoits. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Support Children's Miracle Hospitals...

We race for the gold and enjoy it so much that we repeat twelve times. Skip the first twenty minutes. After that it's alllll egg in my face. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Support Children's Miracle...

We break into Great Bay to find a corpse, try our hand at some FPS milk defense action, and FINALLY get into the milk bar for some finely aged milk. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Support Children's Miracle Hospitals by donating to our EXTRA LIFE TEAM.

We return to the ranch to see what other mischief we can get up to. It was a good call, because this time we have an alien invasion to discourage! Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Support Children's Miracle Hospitals by donating to our EXTRA LIFE TEAM.

What can I say except you're welcome? I checked out Romani Ranch so you wouldn't have to. There's not a whole lot going on, so we probably won't be back here.  Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Support Children's Miracle Hospitals by donating to our EXTRA LIFE TEAM.

Spring has come to Goron Village, we earn the powder keg badge, win some races, and pursue some bumblefuckery. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Support Children's Miracle Hospitals by donating to our EXTRA LIFE TEAM.

Our 100% perfect Snowhead Temple run continues, and thankfully, concludes. I stand victorious, a champion among the  ̶s̶a̶v̶e̶d̶  fairies. Remains in hand, I saunter out of the cleared temple, Haney's mouth agape in admiration. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC. Support Children's Miracle Hospitals by donating to our EXTRA LIFE TEAM.

We finally penetrate Snowhead Temple to begin dungeoning and it goes about as well as you'd expect. Chris absolutely crushes it and Haney is very impressed. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC.

We head back to Goronville and finally locate the chief, learn a new song, put the populace to sleep with our drum beats, and open the path to Snowhead Temple. We also begin our month long break, but we'll be back in your ears soon enough! Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC.

Our plans for Majora's Mask are rerouted after our save file decides to turn back time. The hunt for the missing Kafei continues, this time with results. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC.

After our only plan is derailed, we head to the snowy north where everyone is upset and nipples abound. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC.

Detective Chris pulls on his deerstalker cap and begins sleuthing for the missing groom. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC.

Fresh from the victory of Woodfall Temple, we head back to Clock Town where Chris makes some poor financial decisions. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC.

Chris dominates the swamp temple and rescues a Deku princess without needing that stupid map. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC.

We're back in the saddle, smashing through quests, and sprinting toward Woodfall Temple. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow us on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and YOUTUBE. Our intro and outro music is by ALDEN ZAC.