sam starts huffing some strange minty white powder and the episode goes t**s up (the usual)

heck yeah brudder yee yee

talking about texas and what our feudal america would look like if we're king. just normal dude stuff.

Sam and Sam IN PERSON episode at Sam's house where the Sams have been toiling on a little art project for you guys.

poob went to a magic convention and there weren't any magicians, huge bummer but life will go on

our valentines day episode that has nothing to do with valentines but was an excuse for poob to buy another stupid costume

the blankets were a lie

It takes a real man to raise a child, or so I heard. 

Sam can't be trusted with puppies. Noted.

this one is a return to form. Lots of giggles. Just pretend bryan is there.

A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision.

Here at Forehead Fables we appreciate our patrons, that's why after many years of ignoring them we decided it was finally time to see what they had to say.

Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.

ToldInStone back at it again answering the Patrons greatest questions. way rome gay? was greece gay? why was sparta so darn gay? 

one of the spookiest episodes ever recorded we got 1 (count 'em ONE) host into a halloween costume but it's pretty much just a sleeveless shirt and it's not a costume so really it's just another episode but with a spooky skeleton

last episode bryan we couldn't get bryan to talk. this episode we forgot to even invite him.

My mom collected McCoy vases for years and acted like they were my brother's inheritance. I'm pretty sure they sell for less now than what she paid for them in the early 2000s lmao.

we got Dan Bell on here from the acclaimed Dead Mall series. Super insightful guy that you can tell really has a love of walking through abandoned crapholes. 

We got our boy Charborg back for another one.

it's a lot like dark, but like, super duper extra nightmare dark.

the boys are off to the movies or something

We wanted to get an astrologer to come analyze us since Dontoni couldn't make hide nor hair of what the heck was going on with us and we found that maybe psychology is a pile of shit. we are astrology boyz now.  We got Rick Levine, Astrology extraordinaire

My seething hatred for change has helped me reach this conclusion. And with it i've realized that we're basically two old dudes shaking our fists at new game design.  what have we become.

you guys complimented bryan too much so he ditched us. with no other options, we turn to the only person who would fill in the slot on short notice. AquaFPS.