“when i started watching this podcast last year, i was a shriveled up melvin, had cancer, and was the biggest virgin on the block. with sams words of wisdom, his cunning wit, and incomparable charisma, he led me to becoming a chad. the power of sams forehead has consumed my malignant tumor and i am now cancer free. my penis is up 7 inches, almost too big and i’m slowly transforming into bryan in that photo of him sitting on the laptop. thank you sam, i owe you everything.”
Saganax via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/28/21