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“Timeline Earth is the greatest News Show in history. Bird, a.k.a. Mr. Newsman, breaks the internet with his unparalleled talent and sheer handsomeness. Flanked by his equally gifted right hand Car, the affable Paz, and the charmingly unhinged Aaron, this quartet are the best FEMA campmates a guy...”Read full review »
Mattertarian via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/15/24
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“I like to vape and type on my keyboard in unison while I listen for a 4D experience when I hangout with the boys”
Cooootah via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/15/24
“Don’t be frightened by all the inside jokes you’ll figure it out as you go
Update: #*BEEP*Tom”
Freetoplay100 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/14/24
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“This is the best show I’ve ever listened to.
I only listen for the low quality,
Unprofessionalism.”
Asdfghjklzxvvbnmpoiiuyrwwwetu via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/14/24
“Great podcast. Well produced and interesting topics. A lot of women keep talking about how handsome and charming the host and his guests are, a lot of men fear to engage them in armed combat.”
TruckStopSpeedFan69 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/14/24
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“They have one of the hosts vaping directly into the microphone every few minutes. Someone else is loudly typing onto a keyboard while others are talking, drowning out the conversation. Grow up, guys. The content is fairly good, but as a whole this podcast is unlistenable.”
tom5304 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/10/24
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“Dracula
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Hella tight”
wild cheez via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/31/23
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“Stay for The Monologue”
Not quite country via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/19/23
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“I get all my news from this show. It’s the only show that is completely 100% honest without exception and hits on the important stories that effect my daily existence. Nowhere else can you get foreign policy updates, Little Amal tracking and migratory bird news. Their predictions of future events...”Read full review »
Bidens 3rd Iteration via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/04/23
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“Deep in the depths of alcoholism and other such definitely legal substance use along the Colorado River I shared an intimate and treasured moment with Mr. Birdarchist I will never forget, then tried to drunkly give him $50 for Patreon. Now everytime I see a fentanyl addict shooting up in the...”Read full review »
dogcigarettes via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/01/23
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“I’ve tried to listen several times and never make it all the way through. They are genuinely funny sometimes but there is just too much stupid to wade through. The MAGA loving guy raving about wanting to take political prisoners was it for me. He should go.”
austingspmom via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/10/23
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“This podcast is my only reason for living at this point.”
Me741 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/25/23
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“This is some A+ content.”
Ryan in Washington state. via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/18/23
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“Came for the Little Amal. Stayed for the whimsy.”
DbBBBBBDB01 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/25/23
“Much like uncle teds manifesto, you picked it up, you already know the answer.”
BDC94 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/21/22
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“Came here to give one star. Then Arron did the solo save the day podcast. Five stars.”
not uncle ted. via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/23/21
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“What is wrong with you guys?”
Bane of Ignorance via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/17/21
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“This podcast and a few others are a big part of why I haven’t gone absolutely insane. I appreciate you guys. N”
Chaotic Agent via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/23/21
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“Honestly really good stuff.”
NotALeftist via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/04/21
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“Huff more dongs. Five stars. GFY.”
Haanddrinkin via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/06/21
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“I forced my girlfriend to listen to this and now she’s more based than I am.”
grossgoose via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/16/21
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“Chillderberg is the new “ Burning man” , stay classy TLE”
free eilly via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/12/21
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“Great show”
cm1122335 via Apple Podcasts ·
Switzerland ·
03/24/21
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“The elf should have perished in the fire after performing that coup on Aaron’s union. It was her fault the riots even started. He was doing a great job. Car and Bird were just upset that Aaron took over after they decided to make him a full time cohost, so they went along with coup. Boyz Town is...”Read full review »
Bi Curious Conservative via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/15/21
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“Rebranded name sucks. I hope all three stop being so pc.”
Greghodgins via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
12/11/20
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“Been listening for a little over a year, the 2020 Halloween special is certainly one of the best(especially the first and last hour and 1/2) by far”
@cavoluntary via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/04/20
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“Great dynamic they have a talking bird, a homeless guy and a guy who apparently camps in a car”
agoristboogboi via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/01/20
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“Bird from the rollie and slappy show is great”
6bb1dd9mm via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/14/20
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“This is my jam.”
Bencito2 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/30/20
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“I wrote and sang every word of that song(except the spoken word sometimes near the end). 5 stars! Very great!! I have hired a lawyer and will cease my trademark infringement litigation if 2.4 billion bitcoin’s are sent to this wallet: qxtz-1234-🐤-🥓-🏎-eta-🍆”
red-lipped-batfish via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/22/20
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“Best liberty centered podcast for my 45 minutes on the elliptical. If there were more weekly episodes I might actually loose some weight.”
TheMadPluck via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/04/20
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“The CHILDERBERG MEETING, which I attend from time to time—it is the most F.A.G.y goddamned thing you could ever imagine.”
Not David Wong I swear via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/24/20
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“So there are these two guys. One lives in a car and the other believes he is a bird. They are Ripple apologists. They won’t even talk about serious topics like the Lost Creek Yeti. Sometimes they have good guests that keep them in line. They found a homeless man and got him a job and now he has a...”Read full review »
Mitch_M via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/20
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“Great, entertaining, funny. Love what Car and Bird have created with this podcast and love the group of people that they talk to regularly. Keep it up boys!”
AccordionBot via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/14/20
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“Best anarchocryptitarian podcast out there”
tralston12 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/11/20
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“Easily the best podcast theme song of all time”
assaids via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/11/20
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“Very seriously not serious. Except when it is.”
20tonsofsteel via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/10/20
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“Great show with THE BEST opening song.”
Brianmol via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/04/19
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“I was a statist until listen to Car and Bird. Now I have that BDE that goes with being an anarchist.”
Nick__Webb via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/07/19
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“I thought the show was mildly amusing at first and decided to have my wife listen to an episode. To keep things short, my wife doesn’t appreciate my gorilla mindset and hits me with a rubber toad whenever I’m not looking. She’s also threatening to demand 100% of the adrenochrome, which we don’t...”Read full review »
Joe The Individual via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/29/19
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“Send this podcast to your grandma with no context”
JLinz29 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/29/19
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“This has got to be one of the worst things to ever enter my ear and I am pretty kinky in the bedroom, so that should tell you something. These guys are just flat out are terrible. Also, I'm pretty sure one of these guys threw a wet paper towel at me while I was sitting in a stall at Olive...”Read full review »
PhilthyDC via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/27/19
“Friends Against Government draws you in by being anti-State and having “fun”, but when you listen you start to realize that you’ve fallen prey to the ol’ bait and switch. Listening to this show will ruin your life. Their skill lies somewhere between Nickelback and Creed, but their party antics...”Read full review »
wtrobinson via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/27/19
“The 1st Amendement was written specifically to protect this form of hate-speech.”
zfallon84 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/27/19
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“This podcast is the “Air Bud” of Libertarian podcasts. I’ve never huffed rubber cement before, but I bet listening to this podcast is just as beneficial/detrimental to your health and well-being.”
Hamborgini via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/26/19
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“This show is 20% talk and 80% the hosts laughing. I’m so glad my kid listens while practicing karate because it masks my intense giggle fits at my kids horrible form. Sending back to mom this week. The kid, not the show.”
WhoseUrDaddy999 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/25/19
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“Kick in the nuts or $5 in cold hard cask? I’ll take the beer coozy.”
David and Kat via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/25/19
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“It's a little too road friendly for real libertarians in my opinion. The one guy being named Car, clearly dependent on roads, and the Bird dude always going on about this "Road Toad" nonsense.”Read full review »
ScottyMop via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/24/19
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