Geoff screws up, stares at the wall, considers chocolate as a potential body-building supplement and spotlights a repulsive new take on classic literature; while Little Kev shares an extract from his book of least favourite...

Following successful raids on the Smithsonian, the Museum Of Natural History, the Biggera Waters Public Library and the back of his Mum's wardrobe, Geoff unfortunately discovers the long-lost first three episodes of The WonderLand; from back when Little Kev was but a glint in a Covid vaccine...

Geoff takes a look at the importance of personal protest, and considers the possibility that Barry Manilow could inadvertently trigger an intergalactic war; while Little Kev considers a lucrative job offer with a...