Geoff screws up, stares at the wall, considers chocolate as a potential body-building supplement and spotlights a repulsive new take on classic literature; while Little Kev shares an extract from his book of least favourite words...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ygtcgs8ij7yjc97f/Wonderland_S7E7_Transcriptaipng.pdf    

Following successful raids on the Smithsonian, the Museum Of Natural History, the Biggera Waters Public Library and the back of his Mum's wardrobe, Geoff unfortunately discovers the long-lost first three episodes of The WonderLand; from back when Little Kev was but a glint in a Covid vaccine vial. And now: after months of painstaking restoration of the original 24-track master tapes (performed at huge expense), here they are - for the first time since the last time and for the last time this...

Geoff takes a look at the importance of personal protest, and considers the possibility that Barry Manilow could inadvertently trigger an intergalactic war; while Little Kev considers a lucrative job offer with a catch... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/atc9im/Womderland_S7E6_Transcriptbrt30.pdf  

Geoff delves into the issue of relationships of all kinds while waiting for a life-saving pizza delivery, and considers that childhood-crazy might equal big bucks for grownups; and Little Kev gets annoyed at non-sandwiches and unimportant oils...

Geoff extols the virtues of being clueless in Lisbon and takes a look at our addiction to doing stuff whilst in things on water; while Little Kev contemplates a Jim Carrey apocalypse...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/snm6xf/Wonderland_S7E4_Transcript87b1q.pdf  

Geoff discovers the dangers of household chore improvisation and throws a well-deserved spotlight onto the king of Australian fruits, whilst throwing down a bold challenge in the general direction of Trondheim; and Little Kev contemplates alcoholic tunafish sandwiches... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bstsa6/Wonderland_S7E3_Transcript9okb1.pdf  

Geoff celebrates the 100-episode mark by dusting off his ancient history and ridiculing some unnecessary modern expressions; and Little Kev feels the heat whilst contemplating what's in a name...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9s2e53/Wonderland_S7E2_Transcript_9upsz.pdf  

Geoff wonders just how difficult it is to find that dream vocation, and gets down and dirty with one of our four-legged friends; while Little Kev considers the choices available to us in an emergency situation...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/r8hz7q/Wonderland_S7E1_Transcript7p6ld.pdf  

Geoff reveals a little-known fact about the male of the species, recalls the perils of late night pantry raids and suggests that value is often subjective; whilst Little Kev digs a big hole outside the toy shop... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/m2nrxu/Wonderland_S6E10_Transcriptakbr4.pdf

Geoff marvels at the magic and mystery of mathematics and suspects a connection between a dead cat and the salvation of humanity, whilst Little Kev reckons with soft-closing toilet seats and soft clothes...    TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nnyu58/Wonderland_S6E9_Transcript6u85m.pdf  

Geoff reveals that stupidity is often no accident, recommends free overseas trips for everyone and contemplates different names for a famous rock band; whilst Little Kev gets stressed and considers alternative meanings for a controversial word... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/88pmy4/Wonderland_S6E87vj4s.mp3  

Geoff explains how being unpopular for no reason can be an advantage, whilst suspecting that his sense of direction might be the latest casualty of technology; whilst Little Kev ponders political correctness and gets hit by a boom gate...  TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/admhms/Wonderland_S6E7_Transcript76q78.pdf  

Geoff declares the value of throwing in the towel and identifies a couple of futuristic predictions that we're definitely not likely to go for; whilst Little Kev talks oppression, wine-making and eye disorders...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y32qrc/Wonderland_S6E6_Transcript680bo.pdf

Geoff reflects on the most unexpectedly inspirational places on earth and explains what politics has to do with birdlife; and Little Kev considers new versus old tech, whilst noticing that his nose and ears are getting bigger... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9wqz32/Wonderland_S6E5_Transcript8igr3.pdf  

Geoff despairs of online sub-editing and questions the accuracy of podcasting statistics; whilst Little Kev ponders the Church of Trevor... Or Sharon... Or Al Jolson... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/inwhk3/Wonderland_S6E4_Transcript814wf.pdf    

Geoff suggests new universal warning signage and wonders if mortally wounded Roman Catholics are currently enjoying an unfair advantage; whilst Little Kev takes on unnecessary verbiage... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5q3tcb/Wonderland_S6E3_Transcript69ikm.pdf

Geoff reveals the all-time number one zero and contemplates the whole business of not having a pulse, whilst Little Kev throws away money and ridicules alternative uses for dental floss... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dybcde/Wonderland_S6E2_Transcript6onsa.pdf  

Geoff takes a deep dive into a revolutionary solution for armed conflict, and extols the virtues of knowing when to shut the hell up; whilst Little Kev contemplates elephants and phone-charging alternatives in a mystical place called Skipple...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/pxiuz5/Wonderland_S6E1_Transcript7odhw.pdf  

Geoff ponders healthy home versus happy trails, wonders why guys are harder to offend and concludes that tragedy needs laughter; and Little Kev finds himself with light wood whilst listening to heavy metal...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/eiwpwh/S5E10_Transcript9zy1s.pdf

Geoff suspects that the tooth fairy might exist after all, that promises may not be all that promising, and that being spied on is all our own fault; whilst Little Kev considers the benefits of a radical new employment directive...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y8etpm/Wonderland_S5E9a3xhx.mp3

Geoff marvels at the mystery of inspiration, gazes in wonder at The WonderLand and wonders if we don't need a reason; while Little Kev contemplates saving the world with a bit of housework...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hj5gn5/S5E8_Transcript8rw8s.pdf

Geoff lauds the unmasking of long-hidden realities, takes a good look at everyone's bookshelves and Little Kev is forced to step in during a search for new words...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/f3sh3a/S5E7_Transcript8fq78.pdf  

Geoff keeps his fluids up, calls for time out and wonders if it's really all good when even better might actually be worse; while Little Kev gets claustrophobic in the closet... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/59dzyb/S5E6_Transcript9xb2r.pdf  

Geoff gets connected and can't forget whilst making himself super-vulnerable at the front door, and Little Kev considers sending in the clones...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7yjz5e/S5E5_Transcript6l3s0.pdf