Geoff makes things difficult for himself and worries about the future of garage sales, whilst Little Kev sharpens up his dance moves...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/inec3h/S5E4_Transcript69xbs.pdf  

Geoff loses the shaving cream but finds meaning in challenge, and explains why we need bad times; and Little Kev considers purchasing insurance for his inner party animal...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4tbhe2/S5E3_Transcript91ckb.pdf  

Geoff gets real about air travel, recognises pizza for what it really is, and questions our motives; while Little Kev hits the overpass in his underpants...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/u28afp/S5E2_Transcript9fprx.pdf

Geoff reveals the religious potential of diet choices and wonders why we're not making the best of our most natural resource, whilst Little Kev talks hairodynamics (and no, that's not a spelling mistake)...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/i426x5/S5E1_Transcript8ot76.pdf

Geoff suspects that innovators are getting bored and ponders the resale value of dead birds; and Little Kev tries not to kill elderly people with his iPhone...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ad9wnp/S4E16_Transcript68xia.pdf  

Geoff explains how nature could be its own worst enemy; that sleeping might be lucrative, and why mosquitoes could be smarter than we thought; while Little Kev tries turning right on a red light...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7eyiem/S4E15_Transcriptarctz.pdf

Geoff ponders accidental telecommunications, wonders if we're all natural-born bargain addicts, and identifies a problem with a popular women's winter fashion trend; whilst Little Kev makes a call from prison...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/sgnmda/S4E14_Transcript93ap0.pdf  

Geoff offers some relaxed relationship advice, considers the Loop Of Annoyance, and Little Kev tries not to look in the mirror for a really long time...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cajvit/S4E13_Transcript7q283.pdf  

Geoff contemplates clowns, explains why not having a clue can be advantageous and listens for unbearable noises; whilst Little Kev admits to having friends who resemble Hobbits... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/g89hkc/S4E12_Transcript7mckf.pdf  

Geoff reveals an effective way to deflect personal blame for an unfortunate social faux pas, contemplates a revolution in podcasting, and explains why small talk is bigger than we think; and Little Kev considers an ecological question...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/t2jcm3/S4E11_Transcriptaf1as.pdf

Geoff threatens his audience with FOMO, comes up with a brilliant solution to a everyone's biggest problem, and takes a good look at looking good; while Little Kev suggests dial-a-clown for weasel control...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/gvujsm/S4E10_Transcript6m15u.pdf

Geoff wonders if we all might literally be living the dream; questions whether adversity makes people nicer; contemplates refrigeration mechanics posing as cardiologists... and Little Kev tries stay on his toes whilst sitting down.   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2sgi8y/Wonderland_S4E9azz0n.mp3  

Geoff suspects that (1) understanding stuff is overrated; (2) we all look a lot better than we think, and (3) anger can be healthy; whilst Little Kev considers being vaguely vegan...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/k6vvsg/S4E8_Transcriptbv5r6.pdf  

Geoff ponders self-improvement whilst tucking into his favourite Norwegian indulgence and accidentally discovering the next big thing in dairy beverage trends; and Little Kev forgets to remember stuff...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/emywbg/Wonderland_S4E76os3y.mp3  

Geoff talks gym membership psychology whilst explaining (a) how to avoid a punch in the face, and (b) why certain social gatherings suggest the need for an industrial-strength umbrella...

Geoff contemplates large goldfish and explains why expectations and multi-tasking could be the greatest threats to creative genius; while little Kev mulls the positives and negatives of language mathematics...

Geoff reveals the joy of not giving a monkey's, gives his opinion of your opinions, and identifies yet another place where "free" isn't exactly free...

Geoff predicts the failure of the latest attempt to make life less fun, gets the jump on cheesecake temptation and avoids the existential questions; while little Kev fakes his own life and makes with the pillow talk already... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jqighs/S4E3_Transcriptaju41.pdf  

Geoff goes in boots and all and socks it to the fashionistas, ponders a rectangular chicken, and gets out the binoculars for a bit of compulsively judgemental people-watching...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ippg5j/S4E2_Transcript9780a.pdf

Geoff questions the value of background music, confesses an inability to multitask and calls for an upgrade to the human waterworks, whilst Little Kev tries to not wake up when he wants to...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z4nnug/S4E1_Transcript80n9w.pdf

Geoff ponders the maximum feel-good factor, musically identifies the crazies and embraces his inner adult, whilst Little Kev has trouble saying hello... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ecjapb/S3E22_Transcript92axq.pdf  

Geoff prepares to be surprised, exposes the dangers of chewing gum and toilet paper, explains why saliva might be the next wave, and Little Kev turns up in swimmers...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/64e94k/S3E21_Transcript8lpjc.pdf

Geoff reveals why we need bad language, plays the piano, and identifies non-existence as possibly the ultimate public relations challenge...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/apiexs/S3E20_Transcript9nluo.pdf

Geoff suspects that Swiss retailers are about to take a literal approach to killing time, concludes that the kids are doing it tough, and Little Kev recommends the emu ears... TRANSCRIPT:       https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y84iaj/S3E19_Transcriptah2me.pdf

Geoff gets paranoid about his home entertainment system, contemplates playing gigs in another galaxy, and sincerely hopes his deceased relatives aren't watching over him...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w7uxia/S3E18_Transcript68jpj.pdf