Episodes
In a two-part season finale, God and Joan of Arc gather industry leaders into an auditorium in Palo Alto, CA, to throw their ideas at them. In Part II, God gives a grave warning to humanity that all is lost, and discusses to what extent He bears any responsibility.
Published 07/21/21
Published 07/21/21
In a two-part season finale, God and Joan of Arc gather industry leaders into an auditorium in Palo Alto, CA, to throw their ideas at them. In Part I, Joan introduces the idea of "Positivité" with an insightful lecture that touches on feminism in the Middle Ages, overcoming being set on fire, and making the most of your afterlife.
Published 07/14/21
This week, Joan asks God to answer some prayers, Twitter queries, and Speakpipe messages from fans. Plus, God attempts to speak with the still-lost Amelia Earhart (Nicole Sullivan).
Published 07/07/21
God sits down with dictator, poet and, apparently, nice guy, Joseph Stalin. They bond over their mutual love of suffering. Joan is displeased but, also, happy to be promoted to first banana from second banana, since God isn't a banana at all. Plus, a voicemail prayer from a person who wants a certain politician out of the picture.
Published 06/30/21
God welcomes the fabulous icon Judy Garland (Mary Birdsong) to the show to sing some songs and tell a few show-biz stories. However, Judy doesn't seem to be doing well, personally. It's... awkward. She should probably get some help. Plus, God answers a voicemail prayer from a person who wants travel to be easier.
Published 06/23/21
In celebration of Father's Day, God has a heart-to-heart conversation with His only Son, Jesus Christ of Nazareth (Gilbert Gottfried), but only after the booking with Billy Crystal falls through. Jesus talks about his love for sleight-of-hand miracles, revises some of His most famous teachings from the Bible, and discusses his struggle with wine addiction. Plus, God answers a voicemail prayer about a name change.
Published 06/16/21
Rock's most dynamic frontman Freddie Mercury (Mal Jobrani) joins God in the Heavenly Studio to discuss his early life, Queen, and the meaning behind some of his most famous lyrics. God and Joan also talk Pride Month and God clears up a big misconception about the Bible. Plus, God answers a prayer left as a voicemail.
Published 06/09/21
The king of the Greek pantheon Zeus (Yannis Pappas) joins God in the Heavenly Studio, mostly so God can gloat over Zeus' defeat. Zeus talks family history, his relationship drama, and plans for a big comeback. Plus, God answers a prayer about cheese.
Published 06/02/21
Noah (Sam Riegel), one of God's favorite people, is in the Heavenly Studio this week to discuss the trials and tribulations of saving the animal kingdom from the Great Flood. Jesus is having some trouble in the booth, but his ability to play the wrist flute is improving. Joan has a question about how, exactly, to define her role on the show. Plus, God answers a prayer about the hair around your butt.
Published 05/26/21
God welcomes the esteemed Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Judy Gold) to the Heavenly Studio to discuss her illustrious career, her poorly-timed passing, and her "notorious" nickname. God also announces big changes to the physical constants of the universe. Plus, God answers a prayer about His Twitter account.
Published 05/19/21
God welcomes to the Heavenly Studio one of the biggest dieties from a religion rife with dieties, Brahma. God and Brahma discuss Hinduism and God tries to get advice on how to break into the god market in India. Plus, God answers a prayer about fries.
Published 05/12/21
Mother's Day is coming up, and the mother of all mothers is in the Heavenly Studio this week. The Virgin Mary is on the show to discuss how she and God met, their famous Son, and sexual health. Plus, God answers a prayer from Joan of Arc.
Published 05/05/21
God sits down with Joan of Arc for an evening of conversation at the 92nd Street Y in New York City. God discusses everything from Twitter and cults to justice and the afterlife.
Published 04/28/21
Baseball legend Babe Ruth (Hari Kondabolu) stops by the Heavenly Studios to chat with God about his career highlights, the Curse of the Bambino, and growing up in a place called "Pigtown." God and Joan of Arc try to discuss the news, but all the stories sound very familiar. Plus, God answers a prayer from a punk.
Published 04/21/21
Jason Alexander joins God in the Heavenly studio to talk about the pandemic's impact on Broadway, his friendly relationship with William Shatner, and his brief stand-up comedy career in Australia. God also discusses his plans for 4/20 and addresses the rumors that He and Joan were high for last week's interview. Plus, God answers a prayer about baked potatoes.
Published 04/14/21
Since last week, God has been caught being unfaithful to our universe. He plays a clip from his recent press conference. Dr. Michio Kaku stops by the Heavenly Studio to discuss the "mind of God" and the quest for a theory of everything. Plus, God answers a prayer very generously.
Published 04/08/21
It's Godcast's 3466th Seder Spectacular, featuring special guest appearences from Allen Ginsburg and Pharaoh Ramses II (Kevin Shinick). Plus, a very rare interview with the prophet Elijah (Jeff Garlin), who discusses everything from his love of baseball cards to what makes a great prohecy.
Published 03/31/21
Penn Jillette graciously speaks to God this week, despite not believing in Him. They discuss showbiz, magic, adolescence, Penn's atheist bonafides and more. Plus, God creepily invades a person's dreams to answer their partner's prayer.
Published 03/24/21
Lucy Lawless is the guest of honor in the Heavenly Studio this week to discuss "Xena: Warrior Princess," being arrested during a demonstration with Greenpeace, and how New Zealand has handled the pandemic. Joan invites Jesus to speak on the show for the first time in thousands of years. Plus, God answers a prayer about Daylight Savings Time.
Published 03/17/21
God had a very, very busy weekend and is not in a good mood, but cheers Himself up by taking a Thoughtline call from a youngster living in Dallas, Texas, in the early 1960s. The legendary Loch Ness monster (John Hodgman) stops by the Heavenly Studio to plug his new podcast "Loch, Stoch, and Barrel," discuss cryptid politics, and reminisce about some good times he's shared with El Chupacabra. Plus, God answers a prayer about hats.
Published 03/10/21
Dr. Sandra Lee, aka Dr. Pimple Popper, stops by the heavenly studio to discuss skincare advice from the Bible, to examine Joan's eternally a-flame body and God subjects Dr. Lee to a pimple pop quiz.
Published 03/03/21
God helps Joan with her confusing feelings about the death of Rush Limbaugh. God talks with celebrity chef and James Beard award-winning personality Andrew Zimmern and discusses eating all kinds of meat as well as not eating any kind of meat. Plus, God answers a prayer request concerning divorce and pushy family members.
Published 02/24/21
God is feeling a little disappointed and depressed about the outcome of the second impeachment trial. God takes a Thoughtline call from Jerry Falwell, Sr. (Eric Jason Martin). God does an in-depth interview with superstar of the 1920s Josephine Baker (Sasheer Zamata) and discusses her influence on celebs like Beyoncé, Rihanna, and Angelina Jolie. Plus, God answers a prayer request for very unusual precipitation.
Published 02/17/21
God discusses His support of India's Farmers Strike as part of His marketing strategy to break into India's crowded god market. God and Joan read a particularly sexy passage for Bible Study. God answers a very, very short prayer. God interviews guest Lizzie Borden (Betsy Sodaro) who still has no idea who killed her dad and her hated stepmother. Plus, God premieres a brand new song.
Published 02/10/21