“Dear Lord:
Could you please institute a $5 surcharge on all tattoos of Jesus, or any tattoos that quote scripture? This would be a huge profit center for the churches across the globe.
In exchange for this idea, can you please make me a saint, as I noticed that there are no patron saints of atheism, or has Penn Jillette already locked up that sainthood?”
EarthLite via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/17/21