“I was raised Catholic but became a Heathen thanks to birth control and Punk Rock Music.
But thanks to you, God, I am back. Believing in you now means I pray. The problem is when I was Catholic I prayed when ever my period was late after having a “poke and hope” I don’t get pregnant. The Virgin Mary never failed making sure my month blood showed up. Do you ever have your exes on as a guest? I wonder about how the blessed mother of Jesus is doing?
The birth control pills and the Punk Rock (losers without jobs banging on drums in garages) ended my prayer needs.
So my prayer today, to you, most glorified and holy deity of compassion and three chord riffs, is for all the horny young penniless rock and rollers is to have access to proper birth control/family planning.
Thank you, God. And Joan rocks!”
eppieg via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/14/21