Episodes
Published 10/05/23
There is no longer a difficulty level. This is no longer a hint, but a confession. After a not-unlengthier hiatus, Golden Truths is back, again, to watch the sun rise on Dawn of the Golden Witch. The cast engages in a mystery fight of their own, Jenn brings her horse to roost, and Anna, like you, screams and begs for more golden truths.   Show Notes Maybe you should うみねこのなく頃に some bitches, Kanon-kun.   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum...
Published 07/05/22
The difficulty is fairly easy. What could possibly deceive you after all this time...? After a not-unlengthy hiatus Golden Truths is back to tackle the Umineko Answer Arcs, if the Answer Arcs don't tackle us first. Jenn contemplates Krauss cryptocurrency conspiracies, Izzy misses marvelous Maria moments, and Caelum talks about new character Erika Furudo for like a solid hour. Content warning for discussion of historical anti-Asian racism from 1:07:40 to 1:13:04   Show Notes When We Cry...
Published 02/12/22
Grab a cup of Earl Grey and kick back with us as we explore various extra materials from the Question Arcs. Featuring segments such as Anna's Music Box, Matt's Design Doc, and Izzy's Whatever The F**k She Is Doing.
Published 10/04/21
Hey everyone! Jenn here with a short plug and update on general goings on. Give the episode a listen or just check out the links below and figure it out yourself. Oh, and thanks everyone who's tuned in so far! See you all real soon (I hope!)
Published 09/27/21
The difficulty level depends on you. The manner in which you've fought until now will greatly influence the difficulty of this game. Who aaam I? A new piece takes center stage, offering a new perspective on Beatrice's game as the Question Arcs reach their climax. Caelum teaches everyone about chuunibyous, Izzy starts her numbered list of Umineko Saddest Moments, and Anna laments the shortsightedness and too-horny-ness of Umineko theorists past.
Published 08/12/21
The difficulty level is equal. Equal for both you and the Witch. This one's coming in hot, folks. The third game begins, with both Battler and Beatrice developing new strategies to back the other into a corner. Anna discovers a new wife, Jenn gets on her soapbox, and new cohost Caelum find a few holes in the beautiful tapestry that is Beato's Trick.
Published 06/10/21
The difficulty level is extreme. The Witch intends to make you surrender all at once. Let's get serious, ok? Beatrice opens the second game in top form, murdering in ways seemingly fully impossible, and even giving us a glimpse at life before the gameboard. Matt details more spicy Gohda takes, Jenn revels in Kanon headkanons, and Izzy finds a new strategy: utter denial.
Published 05/14/21
The gameboard is set. How will the pieces make their moves? We sip our tea and watch as murder after murder takes place, until it finally ends with the witch's victory. Anna shows off her deep knowledge of mid-2000s Newgrounds games, Matt solves another Gohda-based mystery, and Izzy walks us through the merits of self-cremation.
Published 04/30/21
The difficulty level is standard. We might as well at least start by taking the easy road. Put on a pot of black tea and join us as we step into the world of Rokkenjima, October 1986. The economy is booming, the leaves are falling, and the witches are setting up their elaborate serial murders. Discover the answers to exciting questions like: how fake is Hideyoshi's accent? Is Rudolf a gamer? And how do you pronounce ベアトリーチェ?
Published 04/30/21