Episodes
Welcome back to The Goreporium, a haunted video store run by siblings, Fox and Bella. This year we're doing things a little differently. For season 3 we're having a bargain bin bonanza, aka we're diving into the world of dollar store rejects and watching the worst that the horror world has to offer. Then we have the tricky task of redeeming said movie in order to sell them to the right customer and stay in business. For Episode 3 we're covering and championing a less loved addition to the...
Published 02/26/22
Published 02/04/22
Welcome back to The Goreporium, a haunted video store run by siblings, Fox and Bella. This year we're doing things a little differently. For season 3 we're having a bargain bin bonanza, aka we're diving into the world of dollar store rejects and watching the worst that the horror world has to offer. Then we have the tricky task of redeeming said movie in order to sell them to the right customer and stay in business. For Episode 2 we're travelling to the Bahama's for a much needed holiday...
Published 02/04/22
Welcome back to The Goreporium, a haunted video store run by siblings, Fox and Bella. This year we're doing things a little differently. For season 3 we're having a bargain bin bonanza, aka we're diving into the world of dollar store rejects and watching the worst that the horror world has to offer. Then we have the tricky task of redeeming said movie in order to sell them on to the right customer and stay in business. We're kicking things off with Troll 2, a movie that's famous for being...
Published 01/21/22
Season 3 is upon us! And this time around we've decided to do things a little differently. Welcome to our bargain bin bonanza! In a time that's engulfed with negativity, we've decided to focus on silver linings and the good amongst the bad. I'll let the trailer explain the rest.
Published 01/18/22
Pleasure... please.  Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed the iconic Evil Dead II (1987), a demon-centric gore fest.  And this week Fox is joined by his lovely husband, Brendan, as a guest host! So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of rotten apple heads, Señor Cojones, catchphrases, latex suit sweat, multi-coloured blood, and my favourite final boy, Ash Williams . We hope you enjoy...
Published 08/23/21
Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we decided to do something different and countdown each other's Top Ten Slasher Films of all time. Each of our Top Ten lists were secret to each other before we started, see if you can predict our favourites, and listen to find out whether we guess correctly about each others lists. We hope you enjoy your visit (and don't get too mad about our choices)! A big thank you to: Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor. Tyler Massey, the creator...
Published 08/09/21
Avoid Suspicion. Manipulate Your Friends. Eliminate Your Enemies. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Cry Wolf (2005), a teen slasher movie that we both think is scarily underrated.  So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of pranks, stereotypes, rubber knives, IBM laptop nipples, and aggressively British lead characters. We hope you enjoy your visit! Content Warning: Violence typical...
Published 07/22/21
From the depths of four twisted minds. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Tales from the Darkside (1990), a comedy-horror anthology, that wasn't so much funny as it was shocking. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive, this week accompanied by our wonderful guest Beck Gray, into the world of affordable mummies, baby gargoyles, particularly evil cats, cannibalistic witches, star-studded casts, and...
Published 07/05/21
Dare to go back. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Doctor Sleep (2019), the sequel to Stephen King's classic - The Shining. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we head back to the Overlook and dive into the world of shine-feasting vampires, ugly hats, ghost boxes, familiar scenes, death cats, scarily good child actors, and, of course, a naked bathtub ladies.  We hope you enjoy your visit! Content...
Published 06/21/21
The tide of terror that swept America. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed The Shining (1980), a psychological-horror movie that really ignited our passion in horror movies. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of naked bathtub ladies, beautiful carpets, Jack Daniels drinking,  ever changing mazes, bad hair, iconic outfits, scores created by Fox's hero, tin hatter theories, and...
Published 06/09/21
Get Home Safe. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Ma (2019), a thriller-horror movie that neither thrilled, nor horrified, but we had a lot of fun nonetheless. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of rude teenagers, kung-fu fighting, underage drinking, interesting outfit choices, and 80's flashbacks. Also this episode we've had a bit of a makeover at the shop, and the synopsis...
Published 05/24/21
The next true story from the case files of Ed and Lorraine Warren.  Welcome to the night shift at the Goreporium - with the newest instalment of the Conjuring franchise soon to be released, Fox and Beck (the night manager) are settling in to watch The Conjuring 2. A film based on the true story of the Hodgson family and the poltergeist who they claim haunted their home and possessed their daughter. Given that you're here you may as well watch it too! All you need is a copy of the film, some...
Published 05/21/21
How seven beauties got eaten! Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we covered House, or Hausu, a Japanese psychedelic haunted house movie from 1977. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of witch cats, watermelon ghosts, and girl-eating pianos. Also unfortunately we had some more mic issues this episode, on Bella's end this time, but these will be fixed for next time. Enjoy! And watch out for The Landlord and The Beast...
Published 05/03/21
It wants to be born now. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we covered The Unborn, a supernatural horror from 2009. Join us as we dive into exactly why this movie didn't work, from non-identical twins to ghost boys with ridiculous names.  Also...
Published 04/19/21
Humans are such easy prey. We're back! The Goreporium is once again open for business, and to kick things off we decided to start at the beginning with another one of Stuart Gordon's work - From Beyond. Yes, before there was the professionally produced...
Published 04/05/21
Well, here we are, closing time at The Goreporium. But never fear, Becky, our beloved night manager, wants you to pop over after hours this week for some top secret bonus content, aka blackmail, collected from throughout the season. So drop by for...
Published 01/11/21
There's no turning back.  Well, here we are, at the end of the year and the end of our first season (though you should tune in next week for the true finale). And for this special, celebratory episode we thought we'd watch something fun. The fun in...
Published 01/04/21
You might be Home, but you're not Alone. The final episode of the Holiday season has arrived! Stop by The Goreporium to hear our thoughts on the shocking seasonal thriller, and why Lily has so many opinions on this movie. Come for the horror opinions,...
Published 12/28/20
Cute. Clever. Mischievous. Intelligent. Dangerous. We are back in the holiday spirit. So, of course, we had to watch Gremlins. It was Bella's first time watching the holiday classic, so stop by The Goreporium to hear our thoughts on the (cute, and not...
Published 12/21/20
Lock the door, pretend you're safe. Before we get back into the Christmas spirit, we figured we'd cover something that we've mentioned multiple times this season; The Strangers. It's one of Lily's favourites, and something Bella had yet to watch, so...
Published 12/07/20
The sort of Christmas you don't dream of. Christmas has come early at The Goreporium as we take on this iconic holiday themed Slasher. Also this week we've had some renovations at the Goreporium in the form of a much shorter synopsis section, a kill...
Published 11/30/20
Make Every Death Count. This week we recorded on Lily's birthday, so what better movie to do than the pinnacle of horror birthday movies, Happy Death Day. So join us at The Goreporium for this special occasion as we discuss and review the Groundhog...
Published 11/23/20
If this one doesn't scare you, you're already dead! This week we tackle the funeral parlour of the Tall Man and his deadly silver sphere. So, come on over to The Goreporium to hear our takes on tiny zombies, 70's children being allowed to use firearms,...
Published 11/16/20
Face Your Fate. As we did Halloween (1978) last week, we couldn't help but compare it to its most recent descendant, the direct sequel that occurs 40 years on from the original. So join us as we hold onto the dimming candle of the Halloween season. So...
Published 11/09/20