Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcaster! C and S are back and things are happeninggggg! Basshole has some serious Mommy Issues, but will Jack make them worse? Blair doesn't have any friends at school, but will Eleanor judge her for her shortcomings? Serena and Nate are happily in love, trying to help Dan and Vanessa not get into a rut, but are they projecting their own? Jenny is still sulking from Damien, but will someone from her past get her mind off it him, or somewhere else? We'll never tell...