Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcaster! C and S are back and things are happeninggggg! Basshole has some serious Mommy Issues, but will Jack make them worse? Blair doesn't have any friends at school, but will Eleanor judge her for her shortcomings? Serena and Nate are happily in love, trying to help Dan and Vanessa not get into a rut, but are they projecting their own? Jenny is still sulking from Damien, but will someone from her past get her mind off it him, or somewhere else? We'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode of Gossip Girls! Basshole is getting sued by his staff, but does his family have his back? Jenny is out here in these streets and in the sheets with Damien, does will she go all the way? Dan and Vanessa are in the zone, but which one? Serena and Nate discuss gender politics... hahaha no they don't. What are they doing? We'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode of Gossip Girls! Serena and Nate are a FULL ON COUPLE NOW?? And doing stuff with food?? Basshole is trying to deal with his Mother Issues, but will he let Blair help? Or will Serena get caught up in her Daddy Issues, and intervene? Jenny is living life on the edge with Damien, but will it cost her her throne on the Upper East Side? And Dan and Vanessa might go all the way... without Olivia??? We'll never tell..

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode of Gossip Girls! Serena and Nate are making a boring love sandwich with each other or something, and are getting advice from Blair and Dan about how to handle their new relationship, and it's pretty bad. The advice and the relationship. Damien and sending Jenny mixed signals, but only Little J gets to get the alpha, showing him she's smarter than her black lace makes her look, which is pretty smart! Rufus is in his...

Wakey Waker Upper Easter Podcasters! We have another Gossip Girls Blast, this time, for Sebastian Stan's "I, Tonya". C and S discuss everything that happened way back in 1994, when they were basically infants, when figure skating took over the world, and Tonya Harding was the biggest celebrity in the world. Does "I, Tonya" live up to the hype? We'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcaster! C and S are back and things are happeninggggg! Will Serena and Dripp enjoy their tryst in Upstate New York, or get interrupted by Maurine? And will they make it out alive? Basshole is sad about his dead Dad, but will Blair be able to tell him to get over it and face the music? Also, does Blair care about gentrification? Dan is in his feels about Vanessa, but does she care? And why is Nate helping him? Maybe because he's not over Serena? Is Rufus a "kept man...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S talked before the end of the year, to talk about another holiday, THANKSGIVING. And boy, are our UESers dishing out hot takes, messy comebacks, and petty squabbles. Serena and Tripp, or Drip, are getting closer together, but will Nate intervene? Or just be his old Mayo Nate self? Blair thinks Eleanor is pregnant for reasons not even she can explain. Jenny is heated over a big Eric reveal, but can they get through it still friends, or just family? Dan...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! It's a Christmas Episode Extravaganza, and we are reviewing the ION Television Masterpiece, A Christmas Kiss, featuring Gossip Girl Season 2 alum, Miss Carr! You know, the teacher that hooked up with Lonely Boy? Well, she gets entangled with another lonely boy, only this time, it's an elevator! The scandal! Does Miss Carr bag him? We'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with the gang, and everyone is very theatrical! Will Dan come back from the threesome with Olivia and Vanessa unscathed? Or is it curtains for a certain couple? And will Blair have something to do with it? With Lady Gaga? Will Nate help Serena from making a mistake of the heart, or will he opens his heart to her at last? And Jenny? Now that she's Queen of the Upper East Side, will she find her ride or die? Or will she just die... of...

Trigger Warning: C and S discuss sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, and sexual assault. If this isn't your jam, please come back next week with a new episode review. XOXO, Gossip Girls.

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S, with special guest, M, are back at the annual cotillion, but this time, it's personal. At least for Little J, who is trying her best to erase her past and rise from the ashes as Queen Jenny, but will she succeed? Blair and Serena are still at odds, but what will it take to get these two back together? Macaroons? Daddy Issues? Chuck and Nate have the briefest of Lost Weekends, but will they find they way back to help Blair, Serena, and Jenny? Will...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode, and this time, it gets political. While Tripp is getting groomed for Congress, Nate and Grandfather Vanderbilt are gonna get him in there, one way or another. Serena and Blair are at each other's throats, but will friendship win the day? Vanessa finds herself in some hot water the campaign, but it seems like another water source might be there source of her problems. Dan and Olivia are still a thing, good for them! Or is...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! It's Halloween on the UES where the monsters not only come out at night. Will Blair prove herself to Chuck, or will her schemes pull them further apart? Serena is helping Dan and Olivia stay together, but will it jeopardize her new career? Jenny is handling her newfound queendom well, but at what cost? And Nate is around... kind of? Do we care? We'll never tell...

UPDATED VERSION. IF YOU HAVE DOWNLOADED AN EARLIER VERSION, PLEASE RE-DOWNLOAD. Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back, and Blair and Vanessa are going head to head to for a speech that's supposed to be important for reason? Also, Serena and Nate are trying to manipulate the Buckleys, but don't they know they're terrible at schemes?! Dan is still dating Olivia, but will Rufus and Lily meet the real Olivia, or her alterego? And is there trouble in paradise with Blair and Chuck?...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S have another C in the house, as their special guest to the wedding of the century, Rufus and Lily are FINALLY getting married, but will they make it to the alter? Will Serena ever find out with Carter did to the Buckleys? Or will Chuck give him another out? Will Dan find out about Scott at last, or will Georgina continue to meddle, with the help of Vanessa? And will Scott ever tell Lily and Rufus he's their son? And Nate is still with Bree, do we...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! There's a new girl in town, and haven't we seen her before? And she's FAMOUS. But what is she hanging out with Dan? Serena is trying to be a working girl, but who wants that? Blair is backsliding, but will Chuck and Jenny help her get back to her own NYU kingdom, and leave Jenny's newly crowned one alone? Vanessa is making nice with her roommate, but will she help Dan get closer? And Nate is Mayo Lite, do we like him better this way? We'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are pretty bored at the Sotheby's auction, but will the attendees be anymore interesting? Dan and Georgina have been getting to know each other's anatomy better, but will Blair have to witness it? Blair can't seem to get Chuck on his own while he's working on his business, negating them to get down with some business on their own. Carter and Serena are trying to make it as a couple, both with random women and champagne sprees get in their way? And...

Today's show is brought to you by LOLA - get $5 off your first month at www.trymylola.com/gossipgirls.simplecast.com. Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters, C and S are heading to college! Blair, Dan, Vanessa, and Serena are all headed to college, but will all of them make it there? Blair is floundering and finds her new roommate is an old enemy, Georgina! Dan and Vanessa are getting used to being in school together, but will Scott put a wedge between them? Serena can't face Brown, and turns to...

Today's show is brought to you by LOLA - get $5 off your first month at www.trymylola.com/gossipgirls.simplecast.com. Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters, the gang has returned for Season 3, as C and S try to get a hold of themselves, seeing everyone back from summer vacations with their tans. Serena has been galavanting around the world, but are the paparazzi snapping her secrets or just her smile? Blair and Chuck have been in the heat of their relationship, but is being in the streets...

Wakey Wakey, Upper East Podcasters! C and S have invited special guest "B", to join the commencement of our Constance Billard/St Jude's graduates! Will Blair tell Chuck she knows he loves her? Will Chuck actually tell Blair he loves her to his face? Will Serena find out who Gossip Girl is at long last, or will she get throttled again? Will Jenny finally become Queen, or will a dark horse contender take her rightful headband? Will Dan and Vanessa make a new friend on their way to NYU, or is...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! We are taking a blast from the past as we visit a young Lily Rhodes in 1983! Will Lily meet a young Rufus Humphrey or meet the father of her kids? Lily meets up with her sister, Carol, but what hijinks will they get into? And why do we care? Also, it's PROM for our gang, but do we spend more than 10 minutes checking on them? We'll never tell...

This week, C and S discuss "The Wrath of Con", as Serena sets up a sting operation to get even with Poppy. Nate, Blair, Chuck, and Georgina are at hand for the caper, but will they get busted by one of their own? Rufus wants to propose to Lily, but will the ring get to her finger? Gabriel is still around, much to C and S's dislike. And while Nate very much wants to be with Blair, Chuck has to decide to either love her, or leave her alone. What does he choose? We'll never tell...

This week, C and S dig into "Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes", and continue to make fun of Armie Hammer. Blair doesn't trust Gabriel as far as she can throw him, but will that throw her into the arms of Nate or Chuck? Serena is blindly falling deeper in love with Gabriel, but what will it cost her, her dignity or her bank account? Nate tries to solve his problem with Blair with real estate, but what is the state of their relationship? Dan and Vanessa play a drinking game, and Rufus wants to...