Nigel and Producer Matt are back! Kinda... Nigel is in Australia and Matt is in London but thanks to the power of the internet they are able to catch up about Nigel's recent threesome and the worst joke Nigel has ever told on stage. 0:00 - Producer Matt has been running errands fo Nigel while he's away 8:10 - Getting free tickets for Nigel's mom has been the hardest he has ever worked 15:30 - Nigel has been asked to do a press conference in Malaysia 21:58 - Nigel had his first...

Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa This week Nigel is joined by the legend himself Ethan Marrell aka Ozzy Man Reviews! They speak candidly about their experiences including Ethan's time doing stand up comedy in England and why Nigel wants to find some Quokka's. 0:00 - How Nigel and Ethan first met and why Nigel wants to be sued 9:00 - Why Ethan loves Perth and why Nigel doesn't 22:14 - How Ethan started Ozzy Man...

Nigel has been criticised by a Malaysian newspaper for not being as successful as Michelle Yeoh and he also tells the story of a date gone wrong in an action packed episode of Haiyaa! (This episode isn't sponsored by Betterhelp, but since we mentioned it on the episode, here's the link if you want to sign up. It supports the podcast: https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa) 0:00 - Bullying Matt for his long trip and going to Bangkok together 8:21 - Nigel gets therapy! 17:24 - Getting therapy...

Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa 0:00 - Producer Matt is STILL away and your funny comments roasting him… 6:53 - Nostalgia for dial up internet and staying at Youth Hostels while starting comedy career 13:45 - The hotel mini bar rips you off but Nigel doesn’t care anymore 20:26 - Reflecting on recent collaborations and reacting to Dan Howell “Why I Quite YouTube” video 31:58 - YouTuber as a slur? And wanting to move to...

Watch Bling Empire on Netflix now and catch season two on May 13th https://www.netflix.com/title/81039144  Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa  Follow Kevin on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kevin.kreider/ Buy Kevin's Matcha brand here: https://kevinkreider.com/products/supplement  Nigel chats with Bling Empire’s Kevin Kreider about the upcoming season and Kevin’s incredible journey onto the show plus so much more. 0:00...

Subscribe to Jimmy on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/LowballJim/featured and follow him on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnyasiandude/ Nigel hangs out with Silicon Valley, Love Hard star and comic Jimmy O Yang at his home in LA where they dish the dirt on everything ranging from having good dick game to Farrow and Ball paint. 0:00 - Intro and letting your kids study the arts 10:06 - how Uncle Roger blew up and how Nigel first discovered Jimmy over ten years ago 20:26 -...

Nigel and Producer Matt are back in the same room once again as Nigel returns from the first leg of his American tour to film for a British TV show. Nigel reveals how well his "bumgun" jokes have been landing in Texas and also reveals why he won't film his special in San Francisco... 0:00 - Nigel is back in the UK filming for the TV Show The Wheel 8:51 - Nigel’s new character for Queer Eye and why Nigel hates avocado 15:21 - What touring the USA has been like and speaking to the...

A very special guest joins Nigel on the show this week. Steven He has been killing it with his YouTube channel and blew up around the same time as Nigel. They catch up about the difficulties of breaking into acting, whether or not they should do their “Asian” accents for entertainment and why Uncle Roger is the superhero stopping Western chefs from f*****g up Asian food. Subscribe to Steven's channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/StevenHe 0:00 - Where emotional damage came from 9:25 - What it...

Join the Uncle Roger/Nigel Ng discord! https://discord.gg/2WT3gfc2Qw Nigel is in Philadelphia as part of his North American leg of the Haiyaa World Tour but that doesn't mean he hasn't had time to be frustrated with society. Top of his agenda this week are Asian kids who moan about their parents in therapy and the terrible plotlines in the porn aimed at men. 0:00 - Meeting Ramen Lord 8:04 - Listener email 16:54 - Americans mistaking the UK for being chic 33:01 - Female centric...

Nigel recently met his first gold digger and Matt nearly got scammed while trying to sell a coffee table online. Elsewhere Nigel reveals even more evidence that he lives rent free in Jamie Oliver's mind... 0:00 - Will Smith slapped Chris Rock 6:00 - Nigel goes for dinner with his ex wife and meeting his first gold digger 11:00 - Matt nearly gets scammed 19:50 - Why Nigel doesn't think people should have savings 26:05 - Uncle Roger reviewing porn 32:39 - Teaching girls how to be good...

Nigel has announced one of the biggest gigs of his career to round up the Haiyaa World Tour at the Hammersmith Apollo and has realised it's the perfect opportunity for Jamie Oliver to take his revenge. Elsewhere Nigel responds to a listener comment who believes that Nigel is bullying Producer Matt. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code [HAIYAA] at https://www.manscaped.com/ 0:00 - Canada visa trouble 5:58 - Announcing Hammersmith Apollo show and horrible hotel experience 10:32 - Why...

Nigel and Matt welcome Gemma to the podcast. Matt and Gemma are fresh from seeing Nigel on his Haiyaa World Tour in London. Nigel comes up with a revolutionary VR learning tool and Nigel reveals who his favourite Malaysian person is…  0:00 - Introducing Gemma to the pod and an update on the Syrian Carpenters 4:23 - Matt and Gemma saw Nigel performing on tour  9:30 - There are no winners in war and Nigel starting a fund for Russian troops 15:15 - Nigel, Matt and Gemma go for drinks after...

Nigel describes what it’s like to have a “Plant Guy” come to his house to help manage his ever growing list of plants. Elsewhere Nigel reveals his new method in trying to find love… 0:00 - Sanitised influencers and Pimp My Woman 8:30 - Dressing up neighbours to look friendly 15:00 - Nigel’s new technique for picking up women 20:44 - The definition of “Plant Guy” and potentially using hook ups to take care of his plants 31:25 - Reasons why Chinese students study in the UK and the...

Nigel has been at the centre of a twitter sh*tstorm after posting a bad joke and has been receiving abuse and even his mom has been worried about him but this time he isn’t apologising and Nigel explains why. Elsewhere Nigel unboxes more of the gifts he has been receiving from fans on his world tour including one that he won’t be keeping in the bedroom… 0:00 - Dealing with a twitter sh*tstorm 8:20 - Nigel’s Mom worried about him after he was in the Malaysian Tabloids 14:15 - Celebrities...

Nigel has embarked on his stand up world tour and has a new found love for the North of England and he presents a haul of presents he has received from fans at meet and greets. Elsewhere Uncle Roger drops in to give his best dating tips and why he is desperate to be love bombed by a new auntie.  0:00 - Starting the world tour and potentially dating a fan’s hot mom 9:45 - Fan gift haul from meet and greets 14:00 - Should you take off shoes indoors and making sure you aren’t assaulted by...

Get tour tickets: https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-nigel-ng-1322783 Get the Uncle Roger Youtooz figurine: https://youtooz.com/products/uncle-roger-cooking Nigel has found his million dollar company idea called “Food Slaves” and he reveals his geeky side when speaking about his brand new fancy QR code knives.  0:00 - Groupon 6:38 - Why Asian’s don’t have dishwashers and his new Chinese QR cleaver 18:28 - How Producer Matt makes fried rice and testing the Chinese Cleaver in the...

Nigel recently hit five million subscribers and he is grateful to fans for watching his and Uncle Rogers content. Nigel reveals what he did to celebrate this achievement as well as explaining why it’s good for the Queen of England to be “racist” and he details his plans for a new restaurant…  This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Nigel is his own tour manager. 5:13 - What would happen if Queen Elizabeth II went on Joe Rogan’s podcast. 10:12 - Reacting to the NYT Singapore Chicken...

Nigel responds to a comment about his views on having “pure Asian babies” and also reveals his new ethnicity… Nigel also ate a full cod head and tells Asian restaurants what they need to do to convince Western customers to eat their fish head curry. Elsewhere Uncle Roger pops in to tell us why he puts his leg on the chair and why he is excited about giving MSG to British chef Nigella Lawson. Happy Lunar New Year! This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Vice blocked his recent main...

Nigel is fresh from his trip to LA and tells us what it was like to meet Uncle Gordon Ramsay and why he wants to raise his kids in California one day. Elsewhere Nigel reveals why the line between working for a family member and human trafficking is so thin and he reacts to a listener voice note who wants to gatekeep a very specific food… This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Flying to LA in economy and coming back in business 4:57 - Meeting Gordon Ramsay and guest starring on Hells...

In this week's podcast, Nigel introduces his nieces and nephews to Producer Matt. Elsewhere Nigel reveals his biggest disappointment of the week… Jamie Oliver’s children’s names and he gives advice to an viewer question who feels that they are being fetishised because they are Asian.  This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Introducing producer Matt and should you tip in Asian restaurants? 8:00 - Did Kim Jong Il invent the burrito and gaslighting Asian women 13:50 - Deporting Jamie...

Welcome to Episode #5 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, Nigel speaks about his new mantra for 2022 and reveals his biggest tip for people wanting to cook asian food the right way… This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Intro/reviewing Eric Ripert bad recipe 6:28 - The importance of Gate Keeping  14:25 - House renovations update/what it’s like having Asian neighbours 19:55 - Less ho’s, more bro’s… 26:25 - Listener voicemail and emails 30:17 - Instagram...

Nigel reveals his ups and downs of 2021 and Uncle Roger reviews a Jamie Oliver Cookbook. Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #5. This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Intro/NYE 7:09 - Bad Parts of 2021 13:38 - Good parts of 2021 and surviving being cancelled  21:54 - New motto for life 28:38 - Let me fetishise Asian women 34:16 - Uncle Roger reviews Jamie Oliver cookbook Go see Nigel on tour:...

Welcome to Episode #3 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, Nigel reveals the story of driving a stranger to the hospital and makes a compelling case for the joy of scented candles.  Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #4. This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 Intro/People who don't like scented candles 8:12 anti-vaxxers are more fun  14:00 a guy injured from a Christmas Eve fight 26:20 not spending money on shit 28:56 Dim sum sex toy:...

Welcome Uncle Roger to Episode #2 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, along with Nigel's disappointments, Uncle Roger's taking us back in time to when he first met Auntie Helen. Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #3. Nigel's disappointments this week: 0:00 Intro & covid craziness 6:55 Ep 1 response (ok this wasn't disappointing!) 11:46 Average-sized dick jeans crotch problem 20:16 Street WhatsApp group 25:02 Being bad at gift giving 34:57 Uncle Roger story time...

Welcome to Episode #1 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, a comedy podcast about disappointment! Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #2. In this episode, Nigel’s disappointed that... 0:00 Hook and intro 03:10 Parisian burlesque dancers don’t incorporate ping pong balls in their act, 26:45 Ariana Grande’s Asian now, and 34:53 listener Bradley’s holiday to Disney World ended in Orange County prison. -------------------------------------------------- Leave a voicemail and tell me about your big...