“So Casey Toney came to a sleepover at my ex-stepdad’s house. He brought an armful of fireworks, but nothing to sleep in or on. He starting yelling “RONALD REGAN WAS RIGHT!” and jammed 5 Roman candles in the ground then lit them before running through them like those agility courses for dogs. He proceeded to chug a gallon of Baja blast, eat a big bowl of cacio e pepe, and creep into bed with my ex-stepfather. Casey didn’t even go under the blankets - he just curled into a ball at the foot of the bed.
He didn’t wake up for 2 days, and we started to become awfully concerned about his health. At hour 42 he popped up, said “see you guys at Walmart!” and left. Weirdest sleepover ever. I hope he’s okay.”
kkola4 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/03/24