Episodes
We’re back and COVID-negative but positive the Beijing Olympics is about to be nuclearly disrupted. As promised, we still can’t shut up about satellites, broadcasting, and telecommunications, but now we’ve got MJ, Muhammad Ali, Princess Di, and, for some drunk reason, Kanye to spice up the conversation. Tune in to hear two non-architectural experts explain late 20th century architecture through the eyes of the Architect in the Matrix and decipher Steven Michael John McClane’s Century City...
Published 01/12/22
We’re holding off on paywalls to dive even deeper into crowns and popes, exploring coronation propaganda in the age of mass media, where Howard Hughes meets Hugh Jackman. We also look Corona, Queens and the Queen’s corona as we reminisce about the balance of power between American corporatism, British Monarchy, and the papacy, and how all this and the corona virus’s spikes somehow come to a head in Spike’s corona doc at the epicenter of Elmhurst Hospital.
Published 09/29/21
Reborn from the ashes of one of the biggest dumps in history, the New York World’s Fairs of 1939 and 1964 prove once again that capitalism and commercialization always work… as long as you offload the losses. This episode demonstrates that the US can propagandize with the worst of them. We won’t name any names except for Pope Paul VI, Queen Elizabeth II, Edward Bernays, Walt Disney and a bunch of other people. Who needs a crown when you’ve got the Flushing Meadows-Corona Park?
Published 09/01/21
Once upon a time, the United States created a little intelligence agency that created a satellite program that took a f*ck ton of photographs from space and surveilled the entire surface of the earth easing Cold War tensions. In what is surely a coincidence, that program’s name was CORONA and it defined a new era and led to the billionaire space cowboy low earth orbit satellite monopoly techno-dome internet panopticon we have today… during a Corona pandemic…The End.
Published 08/17/21
Never have our hosts tried so hard to justify their place in this mad world, appealing to insane penguins and cannibalistic chimps to validate their existence. With a little help from Tom Hiddleston, Nordic mythology, and Disney we’re feeling pretty confident in our mischievous ways. Also, turns out we weren’t so far off when we connected the Ford Edsel to Janet Jackson’s nipple. Why the hell didn’t we go into advertising?
Published 07/27/21
We just noticed the Hermes mobile is actually a morphing time-traveling 1958/1959 Ford Edsel last registered in 1964, oscillating between the underworld and Earth orbit. We’re on the threshold of a major breakthrough exposing the best of American broadcasting exploitation and the breast of Janet Jackson for a stimulating conversation about who the hell knows what.
Published 07/07/21
Don’t shoot the messenger, unless of course you realize the medium is the message in which case go for it, just be sure to take out the entire system at once for a clean transition, preferably through an assassination and/or the Olympics. Also bear in mind that all technologies are merely extensions of ourselves, and so you’re actually shooting ourself. Lastly, don’t worry, all this funny business is sanctioned by the Olympian messenger himself—Hermes.
Published 06/08/21
We’re stuck in Pensacola, our dome away from home, concocting an Egyptian pyramid scheme—I mean dream. It feels a bit like an anti-coronation nightmare, surrounded by all this death of kings and transporting mummified pharaohs. Indeed our conversation includes the stuff of tales... tall tales, super tall tales, or maybe even mega tall tales, like radioactive AI robots and, of course, aliens... Aka 4/20.
Published 05/03/21
Somehow we’re still on satellites... oh, it’s because everything we do, say, see, and talk about on this earth is related to an omnipresent network of orbiting telecommunication surveillance satellites that watches our every move, entertains our every thought, and has flooded the earth with a calming wave of life giving feminine energy during this pandemic. Big Brother? More like Big Mother!
Published 03/18/21
Bill Dee Bingham Esquire and Ted Neo Reeves follow Dr Who in his time traveling phone booth into the Twilight Zone of the Matrix (aka television) to root out a foreign invader disturbing their magical political blood-purified dreamland in all its MCU terror—Wandavision.
Published 03/01/21
All aboard the sub liminal submarine “HHH”, we’re embarking down the feverish synapse void of our hilarious hermetic covid hermits deranged lock down minds. We’re going deepmind subconscious memeosphere mental stock Mercury market trend setting billionaire man-up-ulation deep. I mean that’s deep. Also Slugworth.
Published 02/09/21
Chase and Eric look to the past and realize that it was the same as it is today....always has been. Big Broadcast doesn't want you to know that. The tech may change but the message stays the same: "Get in line and shut the f**k up! It's for your own good!" Luckily we agree.
Published 01/21/21
Plug in, tune in, change the channel and stay tuned. We’re about to reveal the 20th century reality of telecommunications and governmental cooperation to propagandize the earth and yet strangely maintain some level of freedumb through corporate self sacrifice and rebirth... just like you and your mom.
Published 01/10/21
World War 5G AT&T 1984 Let's GOOOOO! Meet Chase and Eric in downtown New York for a New Years' celebration no one will ever forget. Out with the old, in with the new. Who needs theaters when you can tap directly into everyone's pocket?... and pick it? Welcome to the streaming pleasuredome global paradigm brought to you by Mickey Mouse and Wonder Woman. 
Published 01/02/21
Chase and Eric get an early start on their holiday cheer in the spirit of Saturnalia and raise a glass to their old friend Bacchus. He may be dead but that’s ok because he’ll rise again, just like the insane murder cults that bear his name. Kick back and have a toast with Livy and your favorite conspiracy realists as we celebrate this Great Conjunction Winter Solstice of 2020.
Published 12/22/20
The ultimate shitpost, Eric and Chase get several layers deep into Amazon’s new series, Utopia, as fiction truly merges into reality. Utopia explores weaponized viruses and manufactured pandemics as predicted in a fictional comic book that gets a group of obsessive fanboys and fangirls into a s****y situation. Released in the middle of real-life pandemic, our hosts were floored by the parallels with recent discussions on HHH, and examine the rise in blatant Hermetic themes in entertainment...
Published 11/26/20
Eric and Chase have entered chaos mode. Further along the ole Hermes Highway Route 88/777/93. Things get strange and dark as they dive into Pepe and the frog archetype. They discuss the new documentary "Feels Good Man" and the spreading of meme magick and mythology. Plus, some random ass rants. Feels Good Man (2020)
Published 09/30/20
Welcome to 2020, the culmination of thousands of years of history and manipulation of the mass of humanity toward ever greater unification through traumatic collective events in order to build an ever more unified globe. It’s like going to the gym but for global domination, world empire and cosmic communion. Or just a really good box office and psychotic podcast selling point.
Published 09/09/20
Remember, remember all those crazy double agent, agent provocateur films Nicholas Cage did back in the day? We only sorta did but the result was explosive. Join us as we dive into the function of sabotage in recent history and its shifting nature with advancements in chemical explosives and nuclear weapons.
Published 09/02/20
The splitting of the trident, the union of opposites, the Alchemical Great Work, and achievement of unus mundus or “one world” are all wrapped up in the ‘mother’ of “symbolic events on a world scale.” Like history itself, our podcast has developed episode by episode from ancient Near East mystery religions and the unification of Upper and Lower Egypt to this, the political, spiritual, and psychological unification of the entire globe on the first day of the Egyptian calendar of the new millenniu
Published 08/26/20
All jokes about Hermes and crossroads aside, come meet us and Hermes at the crossroads of the world as we analyze the current and historical significance of the World Trade Center site in Manhattan.
Published 08/19/20
Tune in to channel 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 77, or 88 for a look into the totally random events surrounding the assassination of JFK like news of the event being sent to Japan on Sagittarius across the Pacific Ocean a la Pan Am but in an instant serving as the inaugural intercontinental television satellite broadcast in history. Oh, and Beyonce. 
Published 08/12/20
Chase and Eric meet Prometheus at the crossroads for a shady exchange under the Elm tree. Suddenly our dynamic duo realizes they’ve been transported to the the grassy knoll, Dallas Texas, 12:30pm, 11/22/63. F**k. Prometheus is giving out divine light and knowledge in exchange for sacrificing the US’s first Roman Catholic king. “Of course!” they scream, just kidding, they would never do that, their global ruling elite would, however, and did.
Published 08/06/20