👨‍👦 "I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE SOME CHLOROFORM, A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE, AND THIS GAGGING BANDANA" 👨‍👦 Hi friends! It’s been a minute, but here we are discussing S5:E12 - NOW WHO’S THE DUMMY?! Bobby catches the eye of an older gentleman (nightmare fuel🤮) who gifts him a ventriloquist dummy (nightmare fuel🤮) that Hank ends up using to insult and belittle Bobby (nightmare fuel🤮) until it is stolen out of Bobby’s room in the night (nightmare fuel🤮) by a certain insane neighbor who ends up mutilating...

🍑  I'M A MOONER 🍑 THIS VERY WEEK, we unpack S5:E11 - Hank and the Great Glass Elevator!!! It's an episode ripe with ASS and ripe with ANN RICHARDS! Be sure to write in to share any stories you have relating to: love affairs with delivery people, times you made someone vomit from your presence, times you've eaten trash from a trash can, and your love of corn/corn on the cob. Enjoy the episode! JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $5 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Monthly...

🚨🚨🚨 From the BOWELS of the Ho Yeah! vault comes a very special episode! We had the pleasure of talking to EMMY AWARD RECIPIENT and friend of the podcast, 🍌WES ARCHER🍌 (Director of Animation for King of the Hill, Rick and Morty, The Simpsons, Bob's Burgers, and more)!   Topics include: Season 3 Recap, KING OF THE HILL REBOOT, the ins-and-outs of being an animator (including proper attire and knowledge of human anatomy), cannibalism, run-ins with the law, and his thoughts on Zack Snyder's...

🎩🦝WHY AM I WEARING THE HAT?🦝🎩 Join us this week as we discuss an episode with at least three assassination attempts (possibly four), the horrors of getting old, a drunk Hank, and a very determined Cotton. JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $5 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Monthly live watch parties! Exclusive episodes! Fanfiction! It’s a hell of a deal and a great way to support the podcast and help us continue to produce the show! CALL OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE A...

We're back! Happy New Year and welcome to 2022!   This week we're discussing the fan (and critic) favorite, "Chasing Bobby"! In this episode, we see a well-hidden side of Hank, a very typical and hilarious Peggy, and an earnest and well-meaning Bobby. Can Hank fix his beloved truck/Charlton (just realized we pronounced it wrong the whole episode) Heston? Will Bobby help perform a "miracle" on Hank's pick-up truck? Listen along to find out!   JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $5 a month you have...

🎅🏼 "WALLY WOULD NEVER KILL ME IN MY SLEEP, HE EVEN TOLD ME THAT." 🎅🏼 Just in time for the holiday season, it's S5:E8 - 'TWAS THE NUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS! Bill copes with his holiday depression by dressing up as Santa Claus and opening a Winter wonderland at his house. Yikes. Get ready for an extra special holiday re-telling of this extra special holiday episode! Grab a cup of hot cocoa, put on your most hideous holiday sweater, and cozy up with this episode out now!   JOIN OUR PATREON! For...

"BOCK BOCK BAGOCK!!!" 🐓   Today's episode covers S5:E7 - WHAT MAKES BOBBY RUN?! Bobby is chosen to be the school mascot but is shunned by nearly everyone, even his own parents, when he runs from his duty after finding out that part of his duty involves being beaten mercilessly by the rival team. The adults of Arlen really want to see this kid get beat up! In addition, we got some armadillo facts for you that will surprise and possibly even frighten you. Tune in to check it out!   JOIN...

This week's episode is a special one! We had the opportunity to talk to Marianne (Mary), the very popular TikToker who goes by the name @kothtok! Undoubtedly, you've seen her videos that range from little known facts about the show to the philosophy of Boomhauer!  Hope you enjoy this episode and be sure to check out Mary's TikTok and her many videos about King of the Hill! JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $5 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Monthly live watch parties!...

"ROB REINER SAYS THAT THE FIRST YEAR IS THE MOST IMPORTANT TO A CHILD'S DEVELOPMENT" Cotton surprised Hank and Peggy when he shows up in Arlen. Curveball, he ends up taking a job as a bathroom attendant when he spends his days smelling other people's poo while missing out on the Veteran's Day Parade. A s****y situation to say the least. JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $5 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Monthly live watch parties! Exclusive episodes! Fanfiction! It’s...

📚Now I'm like the real Gabe Kapplan.....I am a loser. 📚   Peggy gets the call she's been waiting for - she's getting an extended high school substitute teaching assignment! What's more, she gets to teach the school's football star, and fails him.   Join us as we chat about this episode, Swank magazine, and ponder what a hexagon even is.   JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $5 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Monthly live watch parties! Exclusive episodes! Fanfiction!...

Hey friends! We're comin' at ya with a re-cast of "Hilloween" a classic King of the Hill holiday episode! We are going back to our prior format of posting three episodes then taking a week off! This should coincide with the next couple of holidays. Enjoy this Ho Yeah! throw back, and we'll C U Next Tuesday! 

Strap into your pee absorbing panties, everyone! We got another fresh crap of spo0o0o0oky stories for ya!  We ALSO recorded video for this one and we HIGHLY suggest you give it a watch, we wear costumes!! It's over on our Patreon!  Happy Halloween. ya wieners! 

🦃 THANKS FOR NOTHING! 🦃 Today's episode covers S5:E4 - Spin the Choice, and it's a Thanksgiving episode! 🦃🦃🦃 John Redcorn longs for a relationship with Joseph. Unfortunately, Joseph is being a mega schmuck on a level that can only be reached if your body is being ravaged by hormones. Meanwhile, Bobby's channels his newfound white-guilt into a protest on Thanksgiving itself, and Nancy is “kewk as a coolcumber” (cool as a cucumber). We’ve also got an AMAZING listener comment song, pizza box...

😛 I came to apologize and makeout with tongues 😛 This week's episode is chock full of teen angst, love, fighting, and developing bodies (or not so developing...). JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $5 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Monthly live watch parties! Exclusive episodes! Fanfiction! It’s a hell of a deal and a great way to support the podcast and help us continue to produce the show! CALL OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE A VOICEMAIL!!! 386-530-3876 Don't forget to...

⌚️ MISS LIZ! TWO HOT TODDIES!⌚️ Bobby is forced to get a Summer job, and ends up working for Mr. Strickland as his personal golf caddy. Meanwhile, it's a race to the death as Peggy and Minh compete to see who can donate the most blood! Join us for this dangerous (as well as horny) episode!   JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $5 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Monthly live watch parties! Exclusive episodes! Fanfiction! It’s a hell of a deal and a great way to support...

We're BACK, baby!!! Well, we're kind of back! We previously recorded "Perils of Polling" as an extra special 2020 election episode! So join us in this re-cast that takes us back to a time of terror and also hope and bask in the blissful ignorance of not knowing what other fresh horrors 2021 was going to throw us! JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $5 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early AND exclusive audio! Not to mention just a plethora of other benefits and fun stuff in...

WHAT'S THE TROUBLE, BUBBLE   It's a star-studded season 4 finale!!!! Today, we're talking S4:E24 - Peggy's Fan Fair!!! It's a rough, "overconfident" Peggy episode, but somehow, Randy Travis gets the award for biggest turd. Tune in and let us know if you agree!!!     JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $2 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Not to mention just a plethora of other benefits and fun stuff in our other tiers! CALL OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE A VOICEMAIL!!!...

👣  "Peggy's been a bad, bad girl!" 👣   Everyone grab your favorite jerk sock and get ready for a somewhat upsetting but definitely sexy episode: "Peggy's Magic Sex Feet"!   I can't think of anything witty to put here, I blew my load recording this episode.   JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $2 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Not to mention just a plethora of other benefits and fun stuff in our other tiers! CALL OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE A VOICEMAIL!!!...

WE MADE IT TO 100 EPISODES!!!!!!!   This week, we're talkin' FLUSH WITH POWER!!! Hank is backing up low flow toilets, but that doesn't mean he backs them up. Quite the opposite! Hank 'plunges' himself into the world of big-low-flow toilets in order to get his old toilets back. Will his plan float to the top, or end up in the s*****r?? Join us to find out!   JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $2 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Not to mention just a plethora of other...

"Nancy, no! He married his DAUGHTER!"   Wow! This episode is one hell of a ride. Love, heartbreak, sex, drama, violence, it's got it all!   This week, we're talkin' about "Nancy Boys" - a very moving and emotional episode that brings us some new perspectives, understanding, and dare I say respect? for Nancy, Dale, and John Redcorn. Join us as we discuss Dale's surprising amount of game, Nancy's humanity, and what exactly "Winnie-the-Poohing" it means.   JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $2 a...

🍼 BABY DID A BAD, BAD THING🍼 For today's episode, we are joined (for a second time 😍) by writer, speaker, comedian, and King of the Hill enthusiast, AMMA MARFO (Follow her on Twitter & Instagram if you don't already)! Prepare your earholes for pleasure!   JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $2 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Not to mention just a plethora of other benefits and fun stuff in our other tiers! CALL OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE A VOICEMAIL!!!...

JE RESPONDS NON, ABSOLUMENT NON! This week we're talking about "Won't You Pimai Neighbor?" Buddhist monks have reason to believe that Bobby may be the reincarnation of the late Lama Sanglug.  This is a truly classic episode that'll leave you feeling warm and fuzzy.  PREPARE TO BE MOVED!!!  JOIN OUR PATREON! For just $2 a month you have access to each week's episode a day early! Not to mention just a plethora of other benefits and fun stuff in our other tiers! CALL OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE...