-Finding Pattersby is a hilarious, weirdo mystery about a disgraced ex-ghostwriter, who goes on the hunt for a famous missing thriller author from the 1990s. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. This show blends surreal elements, strange vibes and dark comedy to explore the nexus of art and commerce through the underworld that is the suspense thriller industry. -Original analog synth score by Erik Jourgensen of Sony’s “Tagged” and The Glow podcast. Ryan and Erik have created an original...

The hotel staff are on a break this week as Steven recovers from loosing his voice. In the mean time, please enjoy Travelling Light, a science fantasy podcast from the creator of Monstrous Agonies, H.R. Owen. It follows the Traveller as they explore their galaxy, collecting stories from the people they meet and adding them to their community archives. With audience submissions and choose-your-own-adventure decision making, listeners are able to shape the Traveller's story and the world in...

The hotel encounters problems with stocking proper menorahs for Hanukkah, the kitchens run the gauntlet of solstice food fare, the Old Norse spirits, The Disir, arrive to a solemn welcome, and the hotel ends its annual migration to the sea. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Twitter: @hoteldayradio Music in this Episode was by: Ashot Danielyan: [⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠] TRG Banks/John Walters: [⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠] Serge Quadrado: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[Pixabay]⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠[Bandcamp]⁠⁠⁠ William...

The hotel receives a steampunk elephant, language tenses stop working, The Producer and a vampire are now a thing, Lionel struggles with S.A.D., and George the Coatrack makes an appearance. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this episode was by: LesFM: ⁠⁠[Pixabay]⁠⁠ ⁠⁠[Bandcamp] BlackPyBeats: ⁠⁠[Pixabay]⁠ ⁠Chopin’s Etude Op. 10, no. 4 in C sharp Minor “Torrent” performed by Edward Neeman⁠ The 5th piece of Ravel’s Ma Mère l'oye performed by Felipe Sarro Waltz in A...

Elizabeth wanders into a mysterious tunnel that has appeared inside the hotel. Listen in for ghoul filled night of spooky secrets, underworld antics, and coming to grips with unfinished business. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this episode was by Geoff Harvey. You can find his music on Pixabay and ⁠Bandcamp

The hotel's phone lines become haunted and have to be replaced, the Nick of Time retires, someone keeps throwing people's hats into fairy circles, and a secret agency pulls off a sting operation. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this Episode was by: Ashot Danielyan: [⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠] Alesia Davina:⁠⁠ [Pixabay]⁠⁠ ⁠⁠[Bandcamp] Crypt of Insomnia: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[Bandcamp]⁠ Coma Studio: [⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠] TRG Banks/John Walters: [⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠] QubeSounds: [⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠⁠] Geoff...

The hotel struggles to find a wind deity for some work, Latrice returns to the hotel, a vampire, concierge, and a dryad walk into a café, and someone sends Lionel a mysterious letter. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this episode was by: Ashot Danielyan: [⁠Pixabay⁠] Serge Quadrado: [⁠Pixabay⁠] Alesia Davina:⁠ [Pixabay]⁠ ⁠[Bandcamp] Matthew Mike Cole Music: [⁠Pixabay⁠] Coma Studio: [⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠] Crypt of Insomnia: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[Bandcamp]⁠ Danse macabre, Op. 40 by Saint...

WARNING: some sounds may upsetting to some listeners. Spotlighting a teaser for another podcast this weekend: The Distant Silence Radio Hour is a horror anthology podcast released annually in October. This year's has been in the making for a long time and I am so excited to finally be able to start talking about it. Check out the 2021 show here: https://spotify.link/b7rumNoOHDb

The hotel struggles to rebuild a magic ballroom, Lionel argues with The Producer over a ghost light, and a rangale of White Stags arrive to exact a solemn vow. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this episode by: TRG Banks/John Walters: [⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠] Geoff Harvey: ⁠[Pixabay]⁠ ⁠[Bandcamp] QubeSounds: [⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠] Ashot Danielyan: [⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠] Julius H: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[Pixabay]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Serge Quadrado: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[Pixabay]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[Bandcamp]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Borodin’s String Quartet No. 2...

This week has found me a little behind schedule. Episode 13 is taking longer to produce because of some things going on in my personal life (nothing bad, just a very full plate). In lieu of a new episode today, here is a short PSA about why it's getting delayed along with a BTS commentary on Episode 7 "The Coins" for those who have yet to hear it on the Patreon. Thank you all so much for you patience. Ep 13 will air later this week, it's just taking a little extra time for me to get some...

CONTENT WARNING: Contains discussions of suicide, depression, and domestic abuse. While the hotel faces a logistical problem with hosting an academic conference, Ferdinanda and Jacqueline come to terms with each other. Reserve a room on the ⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this episode by: Matthew Mike Cole Music: [⁠Pixabay⁠] Music Unlimited [⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠] Waltz in A minor, Op. 34 no. 2 by Chopin

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains mentions of suicide and depression. The Hotel moves into the post-summer off season, Professor What and his time traveling telephone box stop by for a visit, and savage sculptures of The Vigil Grove make an appearance. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this episode was by: Serge Quadrado: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[Pixabay]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[Bandcamp]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Coma Studio: [⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠] Matthew Mike Cole Music:...

Labyrinth Park hits a snag during its final renovations, Užsparinė comes knocking in search of the Agamas, a fellowship of Buddhist monks befuddle Lionel, and the hotel runs out of Liquid Courage. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this episode was by: Serge Quadrado: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[Pixabay]⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠[Bandcamp]⁠⁠⁠⁠ Julius H: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[Pixabay]⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Crypt of Insomnia: ⁠⁠⁠[Bandcamp]⁠ Ashot Danielyan: [⁠Pixabay⁠] Coma Studio: [⁠Pixabay⁠] Matthew Mike Cole Music: [⁠Pixabay⁠] ⁠Borodin’s...

The Hotel is up for a design and style audit from the Office of Distinguished Connoisseurs, the Associated Guild of Condiments comes knocking to talk about dinner table representation, hotel chairs cease functioning, and the hotel sees the return of The Producer. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠⁠ Music in this Episode by: TRG Banks/John Walters: [⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠] Nesrality: [⁠Pixabay⁠] SergeQuadrado: [⁠Pixabay⁠] Ashot Danielyan: [⁠Pixabay⁠] William King: [⁠Pixabay⁠] Geoff Harvey:...

A snow globe family reunion gets off to a rocky start, the Hotel begins its migration towards the coast, and Labyrinth Park finally begins its repairs though there is drama in the design team. Reserve a room on the Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this episode by: BlackPyBeats: ⁠⁠[Pixabay]⁠⁠ Nesrality: [Pixabay] Serge Quadrado: [Pixabay] [Bandcamp] Geoff Harvey: [Pixabay] [Bandcamp] Cyber Cutie: [Pixabay] Music_Unlimited: [Pixabay]

A mysterious theater appears within the hotel. Cosmonauts in room 2001 get carried away with space time. A reminder that electricity is dangerous for people who resist. And a lead on what happened to Latrice, the lovely but missing sea turtle topiary. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠⁠

Labyrinth Park prepares for it's upcoming repairs, there is a terrible mix up with absinthe in the Gallimaufry Salon, several guests get dismembered by piranha patterned carpet, there is talk of bringing back the Schrödinger menu, and the Hotel mounts a rescue for a Basilisk and a Snallygaster. Reserve a room on the ⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Hotel Patrons!!! • Asher Kline • Gus Sanchez • Danni the spoonLord • Maggie B Music in this Episode by: Nesrality: [Pixabay] Cyber Cutie:...

Lionel types out a personal letter to Mademoiselle Rouge asking for her help. The hotel has gotten itself into a sticky, international situation involving a Snallygaster, the Knights of the Roundtable, and several political refugees, one of whom tells her story of hope, invisibility, and escape. Featuring the lovely guest voice of Alyssa Gose. Reserve a room on the Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this episode by: BlackPyBeats: ⁠⁠[Pixabay]⁠⁠ Ashot Danielyan: [Pixabay] Coma Studio:...

In celebration of my first listener milestone of 100 downloads, enjoy this complementary commentary on the first few episodes of the show. I ramble on about where the show came from, look at couple of my favorite moments, and be honest about some of the research mistakes I've made while making the show. This was a lot of fun to make and if you want more of this sort of stuff please let me know! You can find me on Twitter at @HotelDayRadio, at [email protected], or on the show's...

The hotel has had to call in professional Basileers, Basilisk hunters. They do grim work, but there doesn't seem to be any other way to retrieve Latrice. Meanwhile, the hotel must content with a mix-up with a binary guest who only speaks Assembly, two French and Arabic philosophers who can't argue existentialism quietly, and a series of dreams that seem to have shrunk in the laundry. Reserve a room on the ⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠ Music in this episode by: BlackPyBeats: ⁠[Pixabay]⁠ Serge...

The search for Latrice continues deep in the Crimson Forest. Meanwhile the hotel hosts an army of caterpillars along with a growing PR problem. More polyhedral guests begin to complain about accommodations. The Wizard of Odds comes to stay with the hotel while in political exile. Also, the hotel has begun running out of coffee. Hotel Pateon Music in this episode by: BlackPyBeats: [Pixabay] Nesrality: [Pixabay] Alesia Davina: [Pixabay] [Bandcamp] Serge Quadrado: [Pixabay]...

A mysterious theater appears within the hotel. Cosmonauts in room 2001 get carried away with space time. A reminder that electricity is dangerous for people who resist. And a lead on what happened to Latrice, the lovely but missing sea turtle topiary. Reserve a room on the ⁠⁠⁠Hotel Patreon⁠⁠⁠ Music in this Episode was by: JuliusH: [Pixabay] Cyber cutie: [Pixabay] RedProductions: [Pixabay] William King: [Pixabay] Serge Quadrado: [Pixabay] Ashot Danielyan: [Pixabay] DayFox: [Pixabay]

The Hotel Patreon An Escarpment of (rude) Obelisks have moved in and are blocking sunlight for the plants staying at the hotel. Wishing coins at the bottom of a fountain protest when told they must move, one of the clubs at the hotel needs to be fumigated for zig-zags, the Brotherhood of Miscellaneous Observances strikes a blow against the hotel's cheese inventory, and in the background of it all a looming storm approaches.

The hotel faces some difficulties when guests complain about a peckish statue out in the garden. Also there is a shortage of blood for the vampire clients, a supply chain breakdown of eggs, a discussion of the dietary nature of flies, and one guest who can't stay away from his exploding fruit. Just another day in the life of serving hospitality for the odd and incorporeal. Hotel Patreon Music in this episode by: Serge Quadrado: ⁠[Pixabay]⁠ ⁠[Bandcamp]⁠ Julius H: ⁠[Pixabay]⁠...