This week @ema.jones explores the astrology behind Lindsay’s observation of her fire and how Amanda's alignment with her Human Design energetics is paying off through recognition and invitations. Over in Martha’s Vineyard, we take a look at Preston’s natal chart and break down the RHONJ Housewives’ tag lines through their planetary placements. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 2 line energy 💫 Splenic Authority 💫 Projector strategy - waiting for the invitation 💫 Pisces...

A short and sweet episode to cover the premiere of RHONJ and Paige + Craig's Vedic compatibility calculations. Also covered in this episode is a look at SJP + Andy Cohen's synastry, Todd + Alexia's divorce and more 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 New Moon baby vibes 💫 Chiron in Aries ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ Alexia + Todd 3:44 Summer House 8:15 SHMV 16:09 RHONJ 18:58 Andy + SJP 26:30 Work with Emma: emajones.as.me 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This...

We may be in Spring, but this episode is all about Summer. From The Hamptons alien party and the Danielle of it all (with a close look at her synastry with both Gabby and Amanda) to Amir's need for a strong woman, we're getting into all the freakouts and emotional meltdowns of the week. Also covered in this episode are the similar energy signatures between Kyle and Amir, Bria's immature nature, Lindsay's baby voice, Noelle being a potential safe space for Summer in her season of need, and...

Ever wonder how to harness the power of the cosmos? This week, @ema.jones explores practical ways to regulate and remediate your energy based on your unique astrological makeup. This episode covers aligning your outfit with the planetary ruler of the week (hint: green, not pink, on Wednesdays!) tapping into your desired energy through crystals, foods, and even locations using elemental remediation— fire, earth, air, water— to address imbalances and bring harmony leveraging...

The intense energetics of April are still rolling through! This week's episode covers the cosmic forces of April 15th and related Bravo onslaught of news (with a focus on Alexia's divorce and Candiace's pregnancy announcements). Also featured in this episode: Amanda and Kyle's Vedic compatibility calculations, the similarities and differences between working with Ashley vs working with Robyn, energetic ties between Ashley and Whitney Rose, and Wendy as a multi-hyphenate Manifesting...

Delve into the dynamic energetics of Paris Hilton as we explore her evolution from rebellious teenager to passionate advocate— challenging the status quo and championing legislative change to protect youth. Inspired by a long car ride listening to the audiobook 'Paris the Memoir', discover the many facets of this multi-hyphenate, Manifesting Generator as we explore the energetics of her fame, resilience, entrepreneurship, and humanitarian spirit. Also featured in this episode is Paris's...

Whip out your natal chart and get ready to take notes because this week @ema.jones explains how you can personally decode your eclipse story (or any transit, for that matter). This is one of the most requested questions— how does it affect ME? Now you'll know exactly how to break this down yourself: how to find a transit, a quick and dirty breakdown of the 12 houses, and what else to look for when determining how an astrological event will play out in your life. Also in this episode the...

This week @ema.jones breaks down Mia's Venus Retrograde story (separating from Gordon and going public with "Mr. Inc") and kicks off #SHMV with a look at Nick and Amir's cute SMR synastry. Over in the Hamptons a review of Paige and Craig, is this a lasting relationship? Also in this episode, Candiace's focus as she steps back from #RHOP, a Human Design perspective on Kate Middleton's Cancer diagnosis, and a first take on why the Umansky clan is so scared of Sophia. 👩‍🏫 Educational...

This week we take a break from our usual programming to explore the basics of Human Design. From the history and foundational systems it is built upon to terminology and exploring the 4(ish) Types of Auras, listen in as @ema.jones introduces a new way to understand our favorite Bravolebrities. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 What is Human Design 💫 How is it similar / different to astrology 💫 Basic terminology (rave mandala, bodygraph, gates, channels, centers,...

Happy Astrological New Year, Friends! This week @ema.jones wraps up the #RHOBH reunion with a look at Kyle and Morgan's synastry (and some similarities and differences between Mo and Morgan) and explores mutable energy with the help of the #RHOM cast's mutable moon majority. Also featured in this episode, Karen and Gizelle's frenemyship, MJ's reality check, and Lindsay putting her PR toolkit to work. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Aries / Libra axis 💫 Rising...

🚨EPISODE 53: ”BLAME IT ALL ON BRAVO" OUT NOW🚨 This week @ema.jones explores the #RHOBH reunion with a look at Kyle and Dorit's Human Design energetics and how this schism has affected them individually. Over at the #RHOM reunion, a quick look at Lisa and her "woe-is-me" energy. Also featured in this episode, Lindsay's misplaced accusation on #SummerHouse, Erika + Mikey's creative synastry, Sonjas grim view on foot fetishes, and Sheree's unwavering loyalty. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics...

This week @ema.jones addresses Leah's accusations of Andy & the Network and looks at how Porsha's natal energetics have played out in both her marriages before jumping into #RHOBH and #RHOM reunion drama. Also featured in this episode, a first look at the Summer House season and an exploration of how Venus rx in Leo (Summer 2023) will affect this heavily fixed-sign cast. Listen on Apple, Spotify, or your favorite podcast spot. 🎧✨ And don't forget to hit subscribe to stay cosmically...

This week @ema.jones explores Adriana + Emilio's synastry, Guerdy's dramatic flair in arguments, and Ashley's childhood trauma playing out in adulthood. Also featured in this episode, farmer Julia and her four-legged family members, fake friendships in Beverly Hills, and real-life examples of how we are conditioned away from our natural energetics (and how Human Design helps us come back to ourselves). 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Saturn Cazimi in Pisces 💫 Full...

Join @ema.jones as she gets into this week's Bravo drama, from Larsa and Marcus's Superbowl showdown to Erika and Sutton's frenemy-ship. And of course, the pièce de résistance, an indepth look at Alan Cummings energetics. Also featured in this episode, a look at Mauricio's natal chart (as well as current transits playing out in his life) AND a pivotal cosmic point in Kyle and Mo's marriage coming up in the next few months. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Chiron...

@ema.jones explores Wendy's ability to hold a grudge, the energetic ties (and lack of compassion?) between Larsa and Erika, and the synastry of Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes. This week's episode also examines how Phaedra's Human Design conscious Sun placement, the gate of the Game Player, is serving her in life, and on The Traitors. Listen on Apple, Spotify, or your favorite podcast spot. 🎧✨ And don't forget to hit subscribe to stay cosmically connected! 🔮 👩‍🏫 Educational topics...

@ema.jones explores the concept of sunset and sunrise Mercury placements and how they may manifest in your chart (let me know if you think Monica Garcia has an Aries, Taurus, or Gemini Mercury). This week's episode also explores Karen buying the land connected to her ancestors, Gizelle and Ashley's harmonious business Auras, a new look at Sutton's chart through the eyes of old friends, Erika's drunken display of social genius, and the return of Kate Chastain to The Traitors. 👩‍🏫...

After a little winter hibernation, the cosmic clubhouse is back with astroenergetic hot takes and breakdowns. This week @ema.jones explores Mary Cosby's inability to take it as she dishes it, an energetic tie between Meredith and Guerdy, and Crystal bashing the #RHOBH cast's intelligence. Also featured is a special look at #TheTraitorsUS, including (but not limited to 😉) why Phaedra is the ultimate traitor and her synastry with castmate CT. Listen on Apple, Spotify, or your favorite...

Calling all Alien Superstars 👽 let’s get into formation 👯‍♀️ Grab your hot sauce in your bag 🔥and let’s get in a Virgo’s groove ♍️ Join @ema.jones and @agent.of.pluto plus special guest Camille Michelle Gray (@millymichelle) to energetically break down none other than Queen 🐝 herself, BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES-CARTER. Come settle this hot Astro debate with us (just in time for the retrograde 🥲) - is Beyoncé a Libra or a Scorpio rising? 👀 Work with Emma: emajones.as.me Work with...

Join @ema.jones and @agent.of.pluto as they look ahead to 2024's major astrological shifts and phenomena while highlighting Housewives to keep an eye on 🔭. Topics include: 💫 Chiron / NN conjunction in Aries 6:57 💫 Aries / Libra / Pisces Eclipses 7:40 💫 Saturn Return in Pisces 13:34 💫 Mercury Rx in Fire signs + Virgo 15:48 💫 Mars Rx in Leo 21:33 💫 Jupiter leaving Taurus 26:42 💫 Jupiter in Gemini 28:10 💫 Pluto in Aquarius 40:08 💫 Bravo Predictions (Winter House, Lu Ann, Ashley Darby,...

@ema.jones and @agent.of.pluto kick off the episode with their first takes on the NY RHUGT cast (Dorinda v Kristen, first takes on a “new” Kelly, and revisiting old habits with the Countess). This week's recap also explores Kim & Kyle Richard's energetic sensitivity, Larsa's continued (lack of an) apology to Guerdy, Monica's failed family visit, and celebrate Kenya's long-awaited divorce. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Stelliums in the chart 💫 Taurus 💫 Cancer /...

@ema.jones and @agent.of.pluto review highlights from Neptune stationing direct this week and dive into Meredith's bathtub blunder. This week's recap also includes Whitney Rose and Lindsay Hubbard’s fun and flirty synastry, Alexia and Julia’s budding friendship, Kyle and Anne Marie's karmic ties, the wild connection between Mia and Robyn, and an in-depth look at Denise Richard's chart. Listen on Apple, Spotify, or your favorite podcast spot. 🎧✨ And don't forget to hit subscribe to stay...

@ema.jones and @agent.of.pluto unpack #RHOBH dinner from hell 2.0 and give first impressions of newbie Housewife Annemarie's chart. This week's recap also includes a look at Adriana's ketamine dreams, the Nigerian low blows coming out of #RHOP, Lisa Barlow's inability to be warm and cuddly, and Schwartz and Whitney Rose's Libran connection. Listen on Apple, Spotify, or your favorite podcast spot. 🎧✨ And don't forget to hit subscribe to stay cosmically connected! 🔮 PS There is still time to...

@ema.jones and @agent.of.pluto go live on Instagram (excuse the sound quality!) for this week's episode AND to announce a special holiday price ($-1̶2̶9̶- $99) for Astro/HD readings!!! This week's recap includes a peek at Lindsay and Bananas synastry, Sean Combs's legal "era", Adriana vs Marysol, who we would vote off the Mormon wagon, and a closer look at Dorit's Human Design. Listen on Apple, Spotify, or your favorite podcast spot. 🎧✨ And don't forget to hit subscribe to stay...

@ema.jones and @agent.of.pluto explore the transits and progressions behind Snoop Dogg's seemingly shocking decision to quit smoking. This week's recap also includes a look at Mary Cosby's interpersonal social anxiety, Larsa's emotional narcissism, Ashley Darby's specific flavor of messiness, and the new path Kyle is forging. Listen on Apple, Spotify, or your favorite podcast spot. 🎧✨ And don't forget to hit subscribe to stay cosmically connected! 🔮 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in...