Traveler and Mat, one of you are ungrateful the other is Mat. Like what the f**k y’all here we are occasionally busting our asses smoking hookah talking only the realest facts for you and just the f**k dude.  This one is about food, Plate lunches exactly. Not only the nectar of the gods but during spooky season.

Oooof Sorry for this one Traveler, listen we were going to do one on the Chupacabra and well this is what came out. We have been busy and living life  and knew we had an absolute duty to serve the community of listeners that we have and publish this episode. We fought, we came, we well we sat there. Enjoy today’s s**t show that is the Chupacabra.

So we go back to talking about our Favorite Angel, Satan. Who else would we be talking about Traveler? We know we talked about why he is a vegan in previous episode and this one is a quasi follow up to that as we expand this to what do all angels eat? You may or may not be surprised on what the answer is depending on your level of mystical enlightenment.

Oh boy Traveler you are in a treat with this one. In an effort to ever more perfect this ongoing comedy project we are messing with the format behind the scene a bit, hope it works well. What happened in this cluster f**k was we were just discussing before life and pressing concerns decided to hit the record button and about 12 minutes into the episode finally got to the topic, RPG’s yes that’s right the natural force that had some much potential Rocket Pygmy Gorillas. Be warned this episode...

So I need to know Traveler, do you wear pants. If so why the f**k are you wearing pants. Maybe we should just let loose and feel the breeze between the knees? This episode was inspired by one of our original and most loyal supporters of the podcast, may she find the most comfortable and cozy pants on this earth. Please Tweet at Iwriteok to help get Nathaniel on the Behind the Bastards Podcast!

Traveler, we got new intro, we got a new ending, we got new sponsors all just to attempt to please you and get in you good graces, because in the end we love you. You know what you do when your in love? Butt stuff, not just butt stuff, but freak alien butt stuff. That’s right, today we are talking about the planned invasion of Groom Lake, area 51 baby. Its going to get freakkkkay.

What is that I feel Traveler? Its something I feel walking down the street, sailing on the high seas, between the knees. I feel it everywhere yet I cant touch it! That’s right we are talking about the most auspicious phenomenon WIND. What is wind, we got two theories behind it, a lovers quarrel or eating chili and beans. Listen to the end of the episode for three new songs by BAMF! also please tweet @IwriteOK to get Nathaniel on Behind the Bastards!!!! Matt you a bitch.

Hello Traveler today me and Dragon break some heavy news. As you know this podcast has broken major conspiracies before. This time we dive right in to discover the nefarious nature of Lima Beans. Thats right as we once again know all hope is lost we are screwed. All hope is gone once again but don’t worry there is hope dragon back at it with his bad dragon power to tell you the TRUTH.

Sigh I am sorry Traveler for what you are about to experience. To begin season two we decided to start light with the topic of What Makes A good Sandwich, it ended in a dumpster fire. In this episode we chat with two guest about morphing this podcast into a True Crime one, we discuss is a hot dog a sandwich, and of course give our thanks to the Jewish people.

Hey everyone Nathaniel here, take a look at the most recent interview I did on The Descent Into Illumination, TBH this is just a test if I can use another hosting site for this podcast.

Well traveler we never thought we would be coming back but we are, begin to expect a Bi Weekly out put later this month! For now take a look into Nathaniel’s Second Project The Descent Into Illumination.

Once again traveler we are back. Today we continue along with our fitness and religious series! We are looking at the major reasons behind the first and longest running vegan, Satan! Why is Satan a vegan, what promoted their conversion, and of course how are witches involved! As always thank you to BAMF for the … Continue reading Pass the Salad Satan →

So traveler I think we can all agree that moths are the s**t. You want to learn how to attract them? Listen now. You want to learn how they reproduce? We have no idea. Want to learn how to save them? Listen now. Want us to do your taxes? Send us an email. Thank you … Continue reading Moths, A Mans Best Friend →

2 episodes in one week, wow we are putting out for you Traveler. This is important though, this might just save a life. In the second episode this week we talk about the most dangerous animal to ever live, the butterfly. Yes this veracious home destroyer brings terror at the mention of its name, but … Continue reading Run the Butterflies are Coming →

Yo Traveler what up its your podcast back at ya with another episode. Today we chat about how the Bible is clearly a prequel to Harry Potter. Both talk about dragons or some s**t so believe it. I am in the bible as literature class so your going to need to trust me on this … Continue reading You’re A Wizard Satan →

WHAT IS UP TRAVELER!!!!! We here at the HSWP podcast give our deepest apologies for our leave of absence, but hey life happens. So in this weeks episode we begin to discuss a few theories on why witches float. WE all know they do but the question is why the hell do they? How are … Continue reading Witches Are Bitches →

Traveler have you ever been called a bird brain? In an effort to be more inclusive we have decided to use more masonic language here on the podcast, so we would like to begin by introducing the history of Birds! to begin with here is the terminology: bird brain. This term dates back to the … Continue reading An Interview On Birds →

Traveler, well it has been a while. This is AWKWARD; just messing around it is beautiful to see your amazing self again. Sense returning from an journey of searching for esoteric knowledge and legal prostitution to Taiwan, Nathaniel wants some of the big questions answered. So we are going to probably figure out how the … Continue reading Is it Steve or is it Paul →

Hey Traveler, hope you are doing well and winning what ever fight you are in. Sorry about the delay but apparently I am lost in South East Asia and don’t know how to work dates. So today we look at blood types, what are they, do you have one? Are you part of a master … Continue reading Is Blood Racist? →

So traveler, you are still listening to the show, that can not be good for your health. And if you are new to the show just stop. But if you are interested in our first health and wellness episode why not listen here! Today we cover the history, current geopolitics, and methods of Manscaping! That’s … Continue reading Syphilis It’s Worth Its Weight In Gold →

Your a good boy! Yes you are! Does not matter if you are a fluffer or a floof we here at the How Stuff Works Probably Podcast accept any and all dogs! But time for the real questions. How does a dog work probably? Will we be subservient to beast from bedtime stories? Do vampires … Continue reading Who is a Good Boy? →

Have you recently hugged your friendly local satanist? What about give thanks to the true profits George W Bush and Osama Bin Laden? How does the American Civil War contribute to the creation of the D4 Dice used in Dungeons and Dragons? Find out as we peer into the void say hello traveler have you … Continue reading Satanic Panic →

So what made Denmark such an international powerhouse? Was it their communism, the fact that they wear slippers, perhaps even high tea? Listen as we have special guest Charley the Curious, our resident Denmark expert, onto the podcast as we attempt to figure out how Denmark works, well to level with you traveler, how Denmark … Continue reading The Dutch Penguin →

Hello Traveler! To be honest not sure why you gave How Stuff Works Probably another chance but you did, so for that you have our eternal gratitude, please like us. To get to the meat of it have you ever wondered how Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Jesus, Catherine the Great, The Illuminati, and Ronald McDonald … Continue reading The Birth Of The Big Mac →