Thank you all for everything. If you're interested in guesting on Liz's upcoming show, Quarter Life Crisis, email [email protected]!

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Call up Liz for a recipe! Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

If you didn't know by now, you shouldn't be taking any of our advice seriously... especially Liz's when it comes to licking frogs. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Better check yourself before you cross Mrs. Mary J. Lundgreen... Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

We'll get you a full episode later this week!! Thanks for your patience, friends!

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This week we lay some pipe and get nice and steamy. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Did someone say clowns? Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

We promise this episode isn't actually about sports. Please listen. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Hey Siri, search the internet for Zak Bagans Rule 34. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Liz is still working on that jam in her Minnie Mouse situation. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

If you're a time traveler, you know what to do... Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Big thanks to Alex Goldman, host of Reply All, for sharing his views on the future of crop protection. Follow Alex's music project, Slow Fawns: https://slowfawns.bandcamp.com/ Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by...

We apologize for any self reflection those mean horoscopes force you to do. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Please stop killing each other to have sex with Xandy. He can't keep up with all the legal cases. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Two words were combined this episode that should never have been combined. Apologies. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Today's lessons: If you like someone's nipples, don't post about it on Craigslist. Don't eat ants.  Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Whatever you do, DO NOT POINT AT THE ALIENS!!! Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Hogs and cowboy erotica. Just your average episode. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

And yes, from here on out all titles will contain 'Scrappy-Doo.' Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Imagine your embarrassment when you listen to this episode as your wife walks down the street Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Just kidding, we're swimming in that Doan's Kidney Pill moolah! Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips

Liz reads more about the murder of Margaret Enos. Thank you to Marie for sharing more insight into this tragic story. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to [email protected]! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips