Episodes
The final episode of Humanoid Resources. Old friends show down with old enemies, and the boys say goodbye.
Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Purrow- Julia Heynen
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara
Clip Cleanback- Rich Camillucci
The Oculon- Brad Pike
Charmeleon- Brennan Lowery
Arielanna Medusa- Jessica Landis
Dick Flynn- Wink Stone
Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz...
Published 06/25/19
The Battle of the U.S.S. Spaceship begins, and Humanoid Resources enters the endgame.
Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis
Purrow- Julia Heynen
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara
Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci
The Oculon- Brad Pike
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 06/11/19
Oh boy, finale? Yep, this is part one of three- the beginning of the end of Humanoid Resources. The boys get a visit from some of their old friends on the ship, who have a proposition for them. Meanwhile, now that the Professor and Danica are finally on board the U.S.S. Spaceship, they’ll definitely do some important stuff, right? Right?
Arielana Medusa- Jess Landis
Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis
Purrow- Julia Heynen
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara
Nora the Bop It- Elizabel...
Published 05/28/19
The HR Boys get a visit from Frankenbeans- sentient garbage with a can’t miss offer on a bang-up deal. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica reckon with finally being aboard the U.S.S. Spaceship.
Frankenbeans the Garbage- Andrew Garcia
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 05/14/19
Bada bing bada boom, the HR Boys are about to get a visit from certified fresh to death badass Christopher Moltisanti, a clone of actor Michael Imperioli, who has problems meatier than a plate of gabagool. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica are in Space Jail, but…where is the prison exactly?
Christopher Moltisanti- Jason Ouimette
Doug Doyle/The Warden- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No...
Published 04/30/19
Hey, how did the Professor and Danica get out of that Death Gauntlet, anyway? Didn’t we just like…gloss over that? Should we have spent more time on this?
Professor Barnabus/Sully from Boston- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Various- Connor Doyle
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 04/16/19
Nothing to see HERE, HR Boys. Certainly not a traaaap sprung by your evil, I mean, friendly friend Captain Drew Butt. Why don’t you come on in and stay a while, huh? Huhhh?
Captain Drew Butt / Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen
Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 04/02/19
All right team, let’s circle up and try to generate some corporate synergy here. Action item- review this episode where Blim Blammo the Rock Man visits the HR Department to discuss FRAGILE Project Management. Gary, let’s put your vacation recap in the parking lot and discuss it at the team happy hour later. Also in flight, the Professor and Danica check out the Death Maze Gift Shop. All right, good work team, see you all at the pair programming/pair knitting hour at 4:00! Regards.
Blim...
Published 03/19/19
Django the YourMom visits the HR Boys, with a needle in his head and a dream in his heart. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica get riddled…with riddles! Hoo boy. That one hurt.
Django the YourMom- Dan Betcher
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 03/05/19
The HR Boys get a visit from the adjective-worthy Ya’Quee’Ya and Ted, two gaseous fortune tellers who are just trying to figure out where their lunches went, man! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica celebrate the Professor’s birthday in space’s largest Death Gauntlet. (Not) Brought to you by Quizno’s (RIP).
The Incomparable Ya’Queen’Ya- Alex Moorman
The Magnificent Ted- John Mahoney
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James...
Published 02/19/19
The HR boys are in for a BIG surprise this week. A GIANT surprise, in fact. Look, their guest, Krrrrring, who runs the ships’a nail salon, is very large, and very in charge. Meanwhile, Danica gives the Professor the birthday treatment he’s always…not had.
Krrrrring- Alli Stark
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 02/05/19
Alien’s back in the office, and the boys get a visit from Chewspocka Worf, a Cyberpunkian voiceover artist who’s in hot water for his commercial choices. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica continue their space-road-side tour.
Chewspocka Worf- Jim Mazzarelli
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 01/22/19
Hey…wasn’t Alien supposed to be running a marathon? Let’s check in on our favorite little “scientist”.
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Dale Isringhausen the Pile of Gas- Spencer Rybacki
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara
Sucky the Vampire- Connor Doyle
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 01/08/19
Doug, P16, and Puddle get a visit from FlexOn, a Crumb guy who’s real happy to see them…or is it FlexOff, who’s a…real lonely guy? Either way, I was going to listen to this earlier but WE WERE ON A BREAK! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica stop for a much needed Yerg-style meal.
FlexOn/FlexOff- Tim Felton
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 12/25/18
Our old pal Puddle joins the HR crew in Alien’s stead, and the HR department gets a visit from Pastor Spookybones, the go-to skeleton for all the gods in all the dimensions. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica spot a roadside break in the monotony.
Pastor Spookybones- Trevor Knickerbocker
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 12/11/18
The HR boys get a visit from Vin Dictive, a Blobulon whose job on the ship is best served cold. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica process their grief and get back to business. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE WHERE P16 WAS SITTING ON THE TAPE RECORDER, WE PROMISE.
Vin Dictive - Chirag Rathod
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 11/27/18
P16 sat on the tape recorder and caused some technical difficulties on this one, y’all! He’s real sorry! Meanwhile, the HR boys get a visit from Liff Niff, who may have just accidentally duplicated himself, and MAY have some lovin’ feelings about it. Also, the Professor and Danica mourn their beloved Wade.
Liff Niff- Chris George
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz...
Published 11/13/18
Whooa, a bonus episode! Let’s take a trip back to yesteryear, when P16 was still a closeted robot trying to eat lunch with some other robot buddies…
P16- Ryan Cleary
Jeff the Proctor-Bot- Connor Doyle
Dave the Janitor-Bot- James Freetly
XR90 the Cashier-Bot- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 10/30/18
The HR boys are freakin’ nomads now, baby! And their first visit is from Nora, a sentient Bop-It. Yup, looks like ain’t nothin’ changed but the names, and the game is the same! Meanwhile. Old Man Wade says his final goodbyes.
Nora the Bop-It- Elizabel Riggs
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 10/16/18
The fate of the Humanoid Resources Department is revealed in the…wait, they’re calling this a new season?? Talk about stuffing the ballot box, ugh.
Dr. Orlando Calripken- Wes Young
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Published 10/02/18
Captain Drew Butt and his Backup Evil Council review the submitted tapes of the less centrally geographically located denizens of the ship to determine whether they should, you know, live, and stuff. Special thanks to The Whethermen.
Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey Freetly
Arielana Medusa the Mermaid- Jess Landis
Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci
Cassandra Blanc- Emily Jeffries
Cromulon, No Last Name Like Madonna- Matthew Sipe
Gato- Zach Gelfand
Rade- Brennan Lee
Szczyrba- Josh...
Published 09/18/18
What's been happening with some of the, oh I don't know, NOT sadistically evil folks on the ship since Captain Drew Butt (Juice) took back over? Let's find out!
Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen
Margatha Dot- Janelle Blasdel
Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy Mendoza
Belinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-Johnson
Clip Cleanback- Rip Camillucci
Chamberlain Payne- Peter Williams
Mikas the Fikas- Connor Doyle
Published 09/04/18
Drew Butt reigns. Evil abounds. Bureaucracy...still happens.
Published 08/21/18
P16 throws his party, revelations are revealed, and Season One ends. We're surprised we made it this far, too.
Griff the Otter- Damon Royster
Billy the Raccoon- Surena Marie
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Dorphoidal McGuire- Scott Piebenga
Bloodpuncher the Space Marine- James D'Amato
Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin
Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben Harpe
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus/Captain Drew Butt- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick...
Published 04/10/18