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If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See
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“Electric boogaloo could potentially unseat gourdzilla new empire for my most anticipated movie !!”
growsimian via Apple Podcasts ·
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03/29/24
“I love you freaks—y’all never fail to make my day :)”
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“Iydcye is my favorite true crime podcast, I’m xtremely invested in finding out how this child kidnapping situation is resolved”
growsimian via Apple Podcasts ·
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Recent Episodes
LB, Niki and John, having achieved unparalleled success as super-famous TikTok influencers, return to their humble podcasting roots for another round of important discussions, including (but not limited to) how much of acting is just demon possession, that Drew Carey tweet, white people music,...
Published 04/26/24
Published 04/26/24
With John trapped in the 1990s, producer Jordan joins Niki and LB for the typical weekly slate of activities, which includes inventing new kinds of gambling, coming up with a new big titty anime lady-based form of financial investment, peeing into the little cup, Niki's new friend Juliette, and...
Published 04/19/24
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