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If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See
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4.9 stars from 82 ratings
Constantly in stitches
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“You’d think they sent Darth maul after you the way my sides are splitting every time I tune in. The funniest podcast this side of the wet sun”
growsimian via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/07/24
I press on the podcast button
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“And the juice comes out 🫡 thank you gang”
growsimian via Apple Podcasts ·
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10/06/24
this is the best place to advertise!!
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“This show has a 100% conversion rate of getting me to learn that Matlock (2024) exists, and I instantly watched it as a result. CBS give them money!!! Wishlist Fledgling Manor on Steam today!”
cgjdghuddhdtjxfjxfjjfdhb via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/01/24
Recent Episodes
Niki is back and not a moment too soon, as LB and John have prepared what may be our wettest episode yet in celebration of their return. Well, "prepared" might be a strong word for anything that happens on this show, but the gang does get right back to business by discussing a new(?) kind of...
Published 11/18/24
With Niki out on assignment, Michael Higham joins John and LB for our most cum-tastic episode since *checks notes* the last time Michael was here. But fear not, the gang also talks about regular basketball, beach basketball, the origin of the term "skeet," warning signs to watch for when hanging...
Published 11/11/24
Published 11/11/24
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