It’s a special episode this week as it’s the start of IRL’s MATERNITY LEAVE. But before we go, we’ve got four new totally horrendous and ridiculous stories – and two old favourites to celebrate. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show....

No, this episode is not a Keith Lemon tribute – it’s waaaay more gross than that. Yep. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE...

What’s the spunkin ghoooooost? Is it something really cryptic and a funny play on words? Absolutely not, friends. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on...

If you wanted to steal a load of gold, what would you do? Well, let’s just say, after weeks of waiting, we’ve finally got an UP THE BUM story. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us....

There’s plenty of nudity in this week’s episode… and two animals, who – while one may appear cuddly – are APPARENTLY, just as terrifying (they’re not really, squirrel guy needs to calm down). Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show....

Never work with kids, animals or grandads the saying goes – so we’ve shoved all of them into this week’s episode. Of course. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're...

Even the title this week, when made ‘safe’ for publishing, sounds really bloody gross doesn’t it? Soooooooorry. You’ll enjoy it though, we PROMISE (ok, we think you will). Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on...

Is this episode super-phallic? Why yes, it is. So get stuck in… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy...

There’s a lot of rude stuff in this week’s show – it’s ideal for six-year-old boys, which is, of course, our ideal level. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're...

What WOULD happen if a wrapped hot dog flew at your face at a million miles an hour? Well, seeing as you asked, we’ll tell you, in this here episode. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to...

Sadly, no toffee crisp free with this episode, just loads of laughs. That’s better right? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and...

You know what’s easy as 1-2-3? Finding loads of weirdos to feature on this show. Oh, and if you’re home alone this weekend, maybe don’t listen to the last creeeeeeepy story. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on...

SQUID MOUTH. Squid. Mouth. Sure you might not know all the details, but you know it's gonna be gross. But guess what? That's not even the most gross thing on today's show. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on...

Something in this episode makes Rhiannon laugh so much she cries… and it doesn’t even involve tha peen. True story. So listen up… don’t worry, there is some gross stuff too. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on...

Some deep questions in this week's episode... like, 'If you were to use a vegetable as contraception, which vegetable would you use?' And also, why is it ok for vapers to BLOW THEIR BUBBLEGUM FLAVOUR AIR INTO OUR FACES??? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso...

What do you get from the petrol station? The odd Lion bar? Some petrol (don’t worry, we can’t afford cars either)? A tin of travel sweets? We can promise you, you won’t guess why the guy on this week’s show decided to pop along. ENJOY. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all...

OBVIOUSLY we don’t condone drugs, but if we did, we’d have to admit the idea of a high raccoon is pretty funny. If you want to know what a frank-inserter is, you’ll have to listen, because we can’t write it down without being thrown into jail. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to...

Ain’t no party like a seagull party! Woooohoooo! And it’s a good job we never printed those t-shirts, because as one of this week’s stories proves, LOTS of damage can be done… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us...

It’s pun-tastic this week, because, GUESS WHAT? All of those stories are much ruder than they first appear. OF COURSE THEY ARE. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're...

This week guys, Anna has got a treat for you. And it’s a Sunday Sport special. Yep, get ready for outlandish outrageousness on toast. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus,...

Happy Easter everybody! For this week’s podcast, we’ve packed it with stories as sick as you’re gonna feel after eating all those eggs – yeah, we see you. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to...

13 is unlucky for some, so think how bad a HUNDRED and 13 could be… but not you lot, because there’s another TOTALLY HILARIOUS podcast out today. Just for you. Brilliant. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on...

We’d hate to say no animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, but some bad stuff happens guys… it’s just not our fault though, so… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus,...

Accidentally an animal semi-special. NO, not like that, as in a PART special. Jeez, you guys are gross. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on...