“2 wives went on their first Post-Covid night out. On the way back whilst walking home they both needed a pee, so they popped into a graveyard. Once they had peed they realised they had nothing to wipe with. One wiped with her knickers and the other grabbed a wreath and used that.
The next morning one Husband rang the other and said “no more girls nights out, my wife came back with no knickers on.” The other husband replied “you think that’s bad, my wife came back with a card in her crack that said ‘from all of us at the Firestation we’ll never forget you’!””
JB 1234993 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/08/21