Patriots, pilgrims, punters, sandpaper buffs, bald-headed flogs… pay attention as we begin a National Conversation, hard truths in these soft times. It’s Bail of the Century, the sticking zings which refuse to budge, cruelly stitching up bowlers no fewer than FIVE occasions this World Cup. Who’s to blame? The beginning of a national conversation sparks a genius solution to the problem of our time. Gob, Blue, Family, Drunk, Quiet Room, Silent. These sectional divides are required at the MCG...

Patriots, pilgrims, punters and sandpaper buffs - what a week it’s been in sport…. unless you’re Winx’s brother Wanx, or Bareul Jeong as he’s more commonly known. Rampaging Roy Slaven calls on the Government to intervene after it emerged that Wanx AKA Bareul Jeong was sent to a South Korean knackery, turned into dog food, and canned. It’s beholden on the foreign minister to bring those cans home to Australia and give them the proper burial they so deserve - just don’t tell Winx. The Cricket...

Roy and H.G’s Macquarie Sports Radio debut spearheaded a week of firsts. The first episode of Just Short of a Length with Roy and H.G, naturally. The first game of the hotly anticipated Cricket World Cup. The first win for North Melbourne’s freshly minted caretaker coach. The first State of Origin clash for 2019. Steve Smith and David Warner’s reintegration on-field doesn’t protect them from rabid English agitators off-field. Why sleeping in a cupboard offers sufficient protection, made...

Ray Hadley has idolised Roy and H.G for decades - and who can blame him? Australia's favourite sports commentary duo join Ray in-studio ahead of their debut on Macquarie Sports Radio with Just Short of a Length.

Australia's favourite sports commentary duo have a new home on Macquarie Sports Radio. Hear Just Short of and Length with Roy and H.G - starting 10 am, Saturday June 1.