Well, it was nice while it lasted. Sammy's moving on to bigger and better things, and here's a musical devoted to him.

Welcome to the Lance - a - con 2021 fan meetup, where you get to meet Lance Johnson and Sammy Jones

Sammy calls up Lance and they try to do a promo for the next episode! They are met by lots of distractions and interruptions.

Lance and Sammy take a break and relax from serious topics. Today, they host a gameshow and challenge guests to impersonate a celebrity named Tom! Anything goes in this crazy, one of a kind episode. Be sure to check out the new website, http://www.lancegreatness.com

Lance and Sammy do their part by devoting an entire episode to women, goat's milk, and Greatness Flakes.

Sammy sure took some thorough notes from his stay at the haunted house! We had Josh prep some scary music for this, so be sure to get that popcorn ready!

Here you'll hear the best from this year's paid episodes. Sammy discovers his voice, Santa makes an appearance, and guided meditation are just a few things that will make you laugh for years to come.

Sammy buckles down and plans out his first episode -- all on his own! Meanwhile, Lance makes some pretty big decisions.

Sammy and I publicly release our confidential interrogation that we conducted for the police. We bleeped out Thomas's name for his privacy. Join us for our tenth episode, the Big One Oh!

In this episode Lance and Sammy try to prepare for Christmas. Josh is FINALLY back from vacation, so we could upload. We talk about what to get your loved ones for the holidays! Expecting an emergency? You'll know for sure what fire extinguisher to grab so you'll be prepared.

Finally! A talent show with a real prize. Join Lance and Sammy as they help even more orphans find a good home.

Lance and Sammy are at it again! Join them as they help 2 orphans get into homes.

Here we delve deep into the underground world of the inner workings of our neighbor country, Canada. Special thanks to Kitty the Kat for the outro music!

Here we dig deep into unfamiliar religions and discover how scientists are sometimes wrong.

Today we discuss financial literacy, ability, and other things that will help you stay out of debt.

Today we debunk a bunch of crap meant to seduce you into fatness. Can you only lose weight by changing your diet? Find out!

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Describes in detail how to lose weight the Lance Greatness way